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rhysbrando.bsky.social
Professional Monsterfucker
@rhysbrando.bsky.social
18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.
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be advised I have a tendency to repost smut and guro so if you're not into that I'm sorry
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Ughh
May 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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heartache #kingdomhearts
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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wouldst thou like to give scissors tube treats since they are on sale and she only has 3 left

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"self-sufficient" is one of the most twisted phrases of our time. humans survive in groups. a single lone human will get a disease or break their leg and just die.
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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See you in Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2025
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I know not everyone likes to use platforms like GoFundMe, so if you're one of those folks and you still wanna help me out, you can donate directly here:

Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/AlyssonFer...
PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Aly...
CashApp: cash.app/$AlyssonFerg...
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Anyone remember getting a SEGA Genesis or Mega Drive for Christmas?
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.

I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Hi hi, please help me stay alive!

Aiming for:
- Root canal 2/5 (2k)
- Survival funds
- Funds to send loved ones asking help (direct links in linktree too)
- Crafting a small meal & a treat for our pup on Gratitude Feast Day too?

Venmo.com/u/MousePounder
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
💕💸
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I woke up to my best friend asking for anything to help ger get meds.

linktr.ee/vickivvinters

Please toss her survival funds?

She likely needs toiletries, cat supplies, and other desperate staples she doesn't want to have to ask me for, knowing Im struggling with severe illness.
Vicki VVinters | Linktree
DV Survivor just trying to make it through.
linktr.ee
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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She may not be the original Timer-chan but her speed stats are crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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i have to say it's really funny that cishet dude uma musume fans get soooo mad when people ship the umas together and insist cygames hates it when people do that but then here comes fuckin. agnes digital, himejoshi warrior supreme,
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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You guys must witness this i am overjoyed
friend of mine asked for sonic and sir Percival bc its like her first sonic ship LMAO
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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let it rain on us forever
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I had to basically throw myself out of bed to wake up themis evening. This morning when I woke up I thought "oh can I even move?"

Things are not going well. Please send funds so I can continue to seek care I cant afford alone.

linktr.ee/wylder
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
🏳️‍🌈43 🏳️‍⚧️He/They ♿Disabled ♾️AuDHD 🖖Geek 💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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genuinely cannot believe this lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Your Thanksgiving gravy tastes better when you use union mushrooms. Let's give a huge thanks to workers like "Adan" who harvest mushrooms for Monterey Mushrooms under a UFW contract. On an average day, he picks 240-280 of the blue baskets you see in this vid. #WeFeedYou
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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The suite
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Head Spinning
Bullet Station
'Sonic Heroes'
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM