Professional Monsterfucker
@rhysbrando.bsky.social
18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. AuDHD. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.
bing chilling
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
bing chilling
on the plus side my Buggy Boy seems to be on the mend! (still eating like a fucking horse tho)
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
on the plus side my Buggy Boy seems to be on the mend! (still eating like a fucking horse tho)
WHAT IS HIS CRIME? A MEAL? A SUCCULENT MUSHROOM KINGDOM MEAL???
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
WHAT IS HIS CRIME? A MEAL? A SUCCULENT MUSHROOM KINGDOM MEAL???
it's always gonna be Suikoden, my GOAT. but Silent Hill is a very close second!
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it's always gonna be Suikoden, my GOAT. but Silent Hill is a very close second!
attraction is a spectrum
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
attraction is a spectrum
oh hey it's my tiktok and my old twitter pfp
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
oh hey it's my tiktok and my old twitter pfp
update on Draco the Lovebug: he's doing a little better but he's having some trouble with one of his back legs not wanting to move. we have an appointment scheduled on Monday to follow up and get a biopsy done. as you can see he is very tired and it's chilly today so he's decided to become a burrito
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
update on Draco the Lovebug: he's doing a little better but he's having some trouble with one of his back legs not wanting to move. we have an appointment scheduled on Monday to follow up and get a biopsy done. as you can see he is very tired and it's chilly today so he's decided to become a burrito
most diabolical trainer name I've seen yet
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
most diabolical trainer name I've seen yet
also here's my card
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
also here's my card
same energy
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
same energy
I fear it's not even close
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I fear it's not even close
Leo Cup Ace get!!!!! Goatnes Goatyon!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Leo Cup Ace get!!!!! Goatnes Goatyon!!!!
hopefully this doesn't get me the banhammer but this is literally how I feel every time official us gov accounts post while millions are starving
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
hopefully this doesn't get me the banhammer but this is literally how I feel every time official us gov accounts post while millions are starving
I was about to ask if this was the one in that one scene of Hocus Pocus but apparently that's a different one
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I was about to ask if this was the one in that one scene of Hocus Pocus but apparently that's a different one
he's gonna say the gamer words
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
he's gonna say the gamer words
YALL ONE OF MY BESTIES GOT ME A SHADOW PLUSH AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT 😭 I WUV HIMMMMMM
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
YALL ONE OF MY BESTIES GOT ME A SHADOW PLUSH AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT 😭 I WUV HIMMMMMM
this guy used to hide behind the curtains with his whole ass out and acted like we couldn't see him 😂
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this guy used to hide behind the curtains with his whole ass out and acted like we couldn't see him 😂
this level of greed was warned about in the bible
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this level of greed was warned about in the bible
look at my son (aka my oc Shin) in Legends ZA
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
look at my son (aka my oc Shin) in Legends ZA
it happened here and I genuinely cannot figure out how tf I did it. I was trying to go up the stairs and I guess I somehow glitched into the stairs??? it was pretty funny ngl my friends and I had a laugh
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
it happened here and I genuinely cannot figure out how tf I did it. I was trying to go up the stairs and I guess I somehow glitched into the stairs??? it was pretty funny ngl my friends and I had a laugh