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Just screaming into the void and seeing if it screams back. XD
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Possumpunker @rexthedino.bsky.social · Jun 22
Ok so I’m trying something. I’m doing crappy low effort doodles for 5$. You get what you get when you get it. I’m moving so time is tricky. I’m dropping my kofi if anyone wants to be part of this mad experiment. XD Don’t make me regret this./lh

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mattcohen.bsky.social
In 1968 MAD Magazine ran a poem about CBS censoring The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. It's worth revisiting in light of the network's craven cancellation of Colbert.

This couplet is especially apt:
"Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned
Quit the wit that bites the hand..."
This is a MAD Magazine article called "A CBS-TV Summer Memo To The Smothered Brothers." It was written by Ronnie Nathan and illustrated by Jack Rickard. The art depicts Tom and Dick Smothers with gags in their mouths. They've been chained up with locks that say "Network Pressure" and "Sponsor Sensitivity." The article reads: "WHEN YOU RETURN THIS FALL... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The sponsor who's your network's friend. Be funny, boys, but compromise With those who pay to advertise. About commercials do not joke, And cut the coughing when you smoke. Don't quip about computers, please, Or ride the auto companies. Don't laugh detergents down the drain, Or jest about the aeroplane. Don't kid the guy who wears cologne, And kid you not the telephone. Don't pan the man who's bottle-tanned, Quit the wit that bites the hand... Be funny, boys, but don't offend The viewers on whom we depend. Be funny, boys, but do not twist The nose of any chauvinist. Don't tweak the beak of Bird-man's mate, Or bait a certain Southern state. Don't fool around with Uncle Sam, And stay away from Vietnam. Keep out of War or we are lost, Avoid the Draft at any cost. Recruitment gags we don't allow, Lay off the C.I.A. and Dow. Don't kid the Blacks, don't kid the Whites, Cross out the Klan and Civil Rights... Be funny, boys, but not too odd, For heaven's sake, don't mention God. Be funny, boys, but it's taboo To clown with Catholic or Jew. You may not spoof, it's understood, The sacredness of Motherhood. Refrain from cracks that might compel Such blasphemies as Dam or Hell. Don't speak of sex in your routine, Remember you must keep it clean. Refer to great as chest instead, And couch in other words, a bed. When in the course of our empty, No interjection like 'Bolshoi!'. Aside from that, boys, do feel free To knock 'em dead for old C.B."
July 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Uhhh any artists that know better than me how do I start putting together a portfolio? My skills aren’t the greatest I struggle a lot with basic anatomy and stuff like that. But I just want to start parsing together the stuff I’m kinda proud off. So people at least know what my stuff looks like.
June 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Yeahhhh this is the single dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn. XD
(Also yes I know this is a day late but shhhhhh)
#TerribleComicDay #TerribleComicDay2025
#MakeATerribleComicDay2025
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · Jun 24
#makeaterriblecomicday2024
wow it’s that time of year again!
A (terrible) comic. PANEL 1: Emma looks at her watch. “What! It’s JUNE 24th already?” PANEL 2: “That means it’s MAKE A TERRIBLE COMIC DAY! how does it sneak up on me every year?” PANEL 3: “participation is SIMPLE. just make a comic! It doesn’t have to be funny or insightful or beautiful or interesting. make something for the joy of making it and if you feel it going wrong just trust yourself and keep going!!!” PANEL 4: “make a comic and don’t stop until it’s made!” PANEL 5: “remember that ole MAKE A TERRIBLE COMIC DAY saying, ‘if you want to make something GREAT, you need to start by making something TERRIBLE.’” PANEL 6: “or the other saying, ‘YOUR PARTICIPATION IS COMPULSORY!’ Stop thinking and get to work!”
June 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Ok so I’m trying something. I’m doing crappy low effort doodles for 5$. You get what you get when you get it. I’m moving so time is tricky. I’m dropping my kofi if anyone wants to be part of this mad experiment. XD Don’t make me regret this./lh

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June 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
I’m in a impulse mood and saw enough Among Us ocs on Pinterest. Should I revive my old Among Us oc Snoot and their adopted kid or is that too cringe?
June 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Tmw you are stressed because moving and you really wanna share your dumb fornite oc to relieve said stress. But you are struggling creativity and feel like no will really care about your drake theme asshole dj that you ship with two characters you fell in love with. *Screams*
June 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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cryodraws.bsky.social
begging folks to leave a rating 😭
cryodraws.bsky.social Cryo @cryodraws.bsky.social · Apr 16
If despite my obnoxious posting you've missed some of the Jack and Al comics, I've compiled them into a pay what you want zine! Physical version will be available to Berliners and maybe online if I can figure out shipping.
cryo-draws.itch.io/high-spirits...
High Spirits - A Prohibition Era Comedy with a Dash of Romance. Cover features Jack and Al dancing together
May 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Sooooo just out of curiosity does anyone else fw Fortnite in an autistic hyper fixation way?
May 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
You know I should drop the info doc I made about Dj DrakeFire (my Fortnite oc) buuut I have no clue if anyone is interested. XD
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Man I love being between the severe autistic need to put to together Lego sets and whichever particular neurodivergence is making it so I have an indescribable need to write more about my fornite oc and the two particular Fortnite men I’m currently obsessed with XD
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
the same old thing
8 panel (kinda. sorta.) comic Pees 1-thru-7: a lil flat fuck hamster, being a flat fuck. They are flat-fucking on the ground with a flat fuck face. Rach panel has a single word: "EVERY. DAY. IS. THE. SAME. OLD. THING." P8: a splash image taking up the majority of the page. At the very bottom on grassy ground, a realistic animal skull. In the distance, clouds obscure hazy mountains. Leaves whip about in the wind. Leading dwon from the previous panels to the skull is the following: Until it is not
April 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Will begin work on these in about 1 month so please expect some delay. Opening these early so people have a chance to save.

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April 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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If you're reading this, and you are able, and you actually care to take action, you should be at one of these.

Even if you can only make it for 15 fuckin minutes.

There are so many locations, you almost certainly have one near you.

This is a dead simple way to get involved.

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Hands Off!
Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on and daring the world to stop them. On Saturday, April 5th, we're taking to the stre...
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April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Go support my buddy so he can take care of his new chaos potatoes! Also he’s an amazing artist so it a win win honestly. 👀
thatoneemoperson.bsky.social Lee !! (COMMS OPEN!) @thatoneemoperson.bsky.social · Mar 24
Needing some extra funds this week cause I unexpectedly got two new pets and my phone bill is coming up at the same time! Extra money would help for sure :3

#commissionsopen #artcommissions
March 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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smallcowboy.bsky.social
⚠️⚠️EMERGENCY COMMS⚠️⚠️

I’ve been hit with some really urgent bills! and despite trying really hard I’ve yet to find new employment? I need to scrape together 110$ or my phone/internet will get shut off :(

I would really appreciate the help! Even if you just spread word around!!

#emergencyComms
November 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
rexthedino.bsky.social
Sooo I’m thinking about stickers just a small test to see if my skills are good enough. Anyone know any good sticker manus that have sample or smaller order minimums?
October 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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pikkyu.creator.blue
A thread of useful mods, moderated lists etc. that you can use across Bluesky to protect your space here from 🅰️ℹ️ stuff.

I'll be updating this as I find more, so if you know of any that I haven't included, please let me know!

Reposts are very welcome so more people know!
[ #helpfulbskypost ]
Header image that clearly states: "BSKY'S ANTI-🅰️ℹ️ TOOLS ETC. A THREAD.
October 23, 2024 at 9:05 AM
rexthedino.bsky.social
First post here! Figured I’d try actually posting something and see how it goes. So have my punk possum boi Rexus.
October 23, 2024 at 2:10 PM