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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap
@reverendtap.bsky.social
Leftist, Heathen, part-time cryptid
bi cis he/him
many gods, no masters/compost the rich

Haver of the best cats.
'IHqu' Sa'Hut Daghaj.
I've read about regular community celebrations/festivals (when really communitarian+participatory) being an effective form of antifascist praxis because of the strong social bonds they create across entire communities.

Everything to do with the atomic family as the focus of society is a net loss.
I sometimes wonder if we haven't somehow lost something by making "feasts" (and other big celebrations) more of a family thing and less of a broader community thing.
August 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Reskeet if you're queer and into horror
August 8, 2023 at 2:09 AM
you're in her DMs

I doomscrolled so long I depersonalized and lost all sense of self

we might be the same
August 7, 2023 at 7:07 PM
I'm gonna have a gender reveal party

not having a kid

just gonna gather a bunch of people up in a park and pull a curtain to reveal six-foot-tall wooden letters that spell out "GENDER"

and then set fire to the surrounding land as is traditional
FRIEND: You're invited to my baby's gender reveal party!

ME: [remembering the gender reveal forest fire, the gender reveal plane crash & the gender reveal explosions] Is that a threat?
August 7, 2023 at 7:04 PM
nothing
August 7, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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"The reason they're singing doesn't make sense"

Listen nerd, in TOS a giant green hand grabbed the Enterprise and held it in place. Lean into the goofiness, it's good for you.
August 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Can an AI do THIS??
*draws hands badly*

wait fuck

*draws hands badly*

ummm hold on, i can do this

*draws hands badly*

no...I-I'm real! I swear! I'm not an AI!! I'm real! I'M REAL!!
Can an AI do THIS?? *sobs uncontrollablly*
can an AI do THIS?? *does my little dance*
August 7, 2023 at 1:05 AM
frog pile
August 6, 2023 at 4:15 AM
me (flirting) :
August 5, 2023 at 9:32 PM
The vibe I bring to the orgy
August 5, 2023 at 9:13 PM
August 5, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Current read. Good book; fascinating to trace the primordial soup of romanticism, poetic literature, Greece & Rome obsession, terrible early anthropology, strange Christian theology, and reactions against industrialization that Wicca (and as such the whole neopagan movement) arose out of. #pagansky
August 5, 2023 at 6:58 AM
Horror theater hits in a way horror movies can't, and does it on a budget that would get you like 30 seconds of movie

(I still love horror movies)
August 5, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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Reskeet if you're rocking with border abolition
August 4, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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stop saying “spirit animal”
August 4, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Kinda don't get why people seem surprised that folks still try to justify the US dropping nukes in WW2. Like, this is still an empire full of neoliberals being taught from birth that US military actions are basically good. Gonna take at least a half dozen more sick memes for society to unlearn that.
August 4, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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I feel like people who write newspaper columns keep saying the same thing
August 4, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Avocado pudding for breakfast
August 4, 2023 at 4:58 PM
August 3, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Apparently this app is comdiment discourse tonight, so I'm just gonna say guac is king and go tf to bed
August 3, 2023 at 8:34 AM
ADHD&D:
Roll 1d20.
1-15: Start 1d4 new projects.
16-19: Obsess over some tiny part of a current project that will bring it 0% closer to completion.
Nat 20: Actually complete a project. You are crippled with anxiety over its flaws for the rest of the day.
August 2, 2023 at 6:17 PM