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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap
@reverendtap.bsky.social
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Leftist, Heathen, part-time cryptid
bi cis he/him
many gods, no masters/compost the rich

Haver of the best cats.
'IHqu' Sa'Hut Daghaj.
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Reskeet if you're queer and into horror
A black and white still from the film "The Lighthouse," showing Tom (Willem Dafoe) looking down with a crazed expression and very dramatic lighting
August 8, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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Screenshot from knuckle.tattoo showing a drawing of knuckle tats reading "KALE BUTT"
August 6, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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Screenshot from knuckle.tattoo showing a drawing of knuckle tats that read "FUNK LIME"
August 6, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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frog pile
Screenshot from knuckle.tattoo showing knuckle tats that read "FROG PILE"
August 6, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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me (flirting) :
A closeup of the painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" by Fransisco Goya with Saturn looking on with a vacant, wild-eyed stare, but his son has been photoshopped out of his hands and replaced with a coffee cup that says "don't talk to me until I've had my son"
August 5, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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The vibe I bring to the orgy
Screenshot of a tweet from "prisoner of azerbaijan" @egginburger: "what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry"
August 5, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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A two-panel meme. First panel: photo of a cityscape from a high altitude, a thick blanket of tan fog with a friendly dog's face rolling in, and the text "eating the drugs to keep them from the cops" Second panel: photo of a cityscape from a high altitude, smog forming into a giant beast head above it, which is roaring and exposing giant fangs while lasers shoot from its eyes into the city below, and the text "eating the cops to keep them from the drugs"
August 5, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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Current read. Good book; fascinating to trace the primordial soup of romanticism, poetic literature, Greece & Rome obsession, terrible early anthropology, strange Christian theology, and reactions against industrialization that Wicca (and as such the whole neopagan movement) arose out of. #pagansky
The book "The Triumph of the Moon: A History of Modern Pagan Witchcraft (New Edition)" by Ronald Hutton.
August 5, 2023 at 6:58 AM
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Quiz result: "That One F*cking Boss" Traits: lowkey, tough, dark horse, resilient, loner, stubborn Examples: Sans (Undertale; to be fair, he's technically a final boss, but I digress), Dr. Kahl's Robot (Cuphead), Ornstein & Smough (Dark Souls), Absolute Virtue (Final Fantasy XI) You aren't the final boss, and that's a crime in and of itself. Because you're way tougher than the final boss, and guaranteed to have players everywhere throwing their controllers at the screen or slamming their face into their keyboard. You may be underestimated by your foes, but that works in your favor. You aren't someone to be trifled with, and anyone who approaches you thinking you'll be "just another boss" is in for a very big surprise when you cleave them in half with ease, over and over and over again. Honestly, you probably just want to be left alone for the most part. You'll likely ally with the bad guys because it's just simplest. And hey, you could probably be the real Final Boss if you wanted to, but you're too chill for that. NPC Allies: The Final Boss, The Mob NPC Enemies: The Fixer, The Tutorial Guide, The Quest Giver, The Guard Death Rating: Very High; possibly just as high as The Final Boss, since the player probably needs to kill you just to get to them, and you do not make that easy
August 3, 2023 at 8:10 PM
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selfie sunday challenge

reskeet with a selfie of you right now
about a quarter of a face with one eye visible, staring at you from atop a purple pillow, quite useless as a selfie
July 30, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
an image of Luigi T-posing, and the same image terribly photishopped into a bed with glowing eyes, and the text "the past tense of SLEEP is SLOOP"
July 30, 2023 at 4:41 AM