Adam Carnevale?
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mums new boyfriend (you don't have to call me dad if you don't want) he/him
A curse on both your houses? Brother if I had *one* house to curse it would be a blessing
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
A curse on both your houses? Brother if I had *one* house to curse it would be a blessing
Pov: you work across from the guy at the CIA who signed up thinking he was gonna be Jason Bourne but instead he's been on "black out the president's name" duty for the last year
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Pov: you work across from the guy at the CIA who signed up thinking he was gonna be Jason Bourne but instead he's been on "black out the president's name" duty for the last year
We should kiss
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 AM
We should kiss
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even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is
"I'm from Sol-3"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"
Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
"I'm from Sol-3"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"
"Is that the-"
"Yeah it's the Stink Planet"
Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit
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At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society
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Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.
Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here
Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug
What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now
"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"
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the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
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The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
Aw honey, you *are* a worm
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Aw honey, you *are* a worm
If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival
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What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
Everytime someone complains about the realism in my settings I add another moon, and they're never made of anything good
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Everytime someone complains about the realism in my settings I add another moon, and they're never made of anything good
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
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This week, we’re letting Del Toro drag us into a love letter to monsters, misery, and magnificent melodrama. We watched FRANKENSTEIN. Episode coming Friday.
#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature
#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This week, we’re letting Del Toro drag us into a love letter to monsters, misery, and magnificent melodrama. We watched FRANKENSTEIN. Episode coming Friday.
#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature
#Frankenstein #ScaredyBoys #DelToro #CreatureFeature
Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
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