Adam Carnevale?
@retroarchetype.bsky.social
mums new boyfriend (you don't have to call me dad if you don't want) he/him
Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
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(crying, sobbing, tears streaming down my face) y-y-yeah I love sourdough. i love it when bread cuts my mouth up
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
(crying, sobbing, tears streaming down my face) y-y-yeah I love sourdough. i love it when bread cuts my mouth up
Rolling up the sleeves of my shirt as foreplay
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Rolling up the sleeves of my shirt as foreplay
I'm popping out for Maccas, anyone want something?
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm popping out for Maccas, anyone want something?
Croissant/croissoff
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Croissant/croissoff
I saw momma fisting Santa Claus
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I saw momma fisting Santa Claus
The best time to make and eat pasta is between the hours of 12am - 2am. I call it 'Quiet Pasta' and it tastes different. Better.
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The best time to make and eat pasta is between the hours of 12am - 2am. I call it 'Quiet Pasta' and it tastes different. Better.
I am once again hoisted by my own petard (thought me and my fellow stormtroopers could shoot more blaster bolts than the advancing Jedi could deflect)
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am once again hoisted by my own petard (thought me and my fellow stormtroopers could shoot more blaster bolts than the advancing Jedi could deflect)
I am going to be at PAX and if you don't come I will find and kill you
Rounding out the chaotic crew we have @retroarchetype.bsky.social and Georgie (aussiesupergirl) playing our frontline tanks.
Once again - let's see who will survive the afternoon and whether Blackbottom can be saved!
Once again - let's see who will survive the afternoon and whether Blackbottom can be saved!
October 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I am going to be at PAX and if you don't come I will find and kill you
Sorry I didn't respond sooner I was watching a cat move to follow the sunlight streaming through a window
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sorry I didn't respond sooner I was watching a cat move to follow the sunlight streaming through a window
Pressing a button on the dashboard my card cleverly jettisons all four of its wheels to confuse and delay my pursuers
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Pressing a button on the dashboard my card cleverly jettisons all four of its wheels to confuse and delay my pursuers
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the fact that all of my friends are terrified of phone calls does not lineup with how specific and nuanced my crises tend to be
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
the fact that all of my friends are terrified of phone calls does not lineup with how specific and nuanced my crises tend to be
Whenever I see a lost animal poster while out and about I take a picture in case I bump into them and my photo app loves making cute collages of them because the algorithm is into dark humour
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Whenever I see a lost animal poster while out and about I take a picture in case I bump into them and my photo app loves making cute collages of them because the algorithm is into dark humour
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And the line up continues with @dailydael.bsky.social, @retroarchetype.bsky.social and Aussiesupergirl!
Truly honored to have such a phenomenal group of folks join me for my first panel! (2/2)
Truly honored to have such a phenomenal group of folks join me for my first panel! (2/2)
August 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
And the line up continues with @dailydael.bsky.social, @retroarchetype.bsky.social and Aussiesupergirl!
Truly honored to have such a phenomenal group of folks join me for my first panel! (2/2)
Truly honored to have such a phenomenal group of folks join me for my first panel! (2/2)
Guy who has only ever read the Ancient Manuscripts: Hmm, this road sign appears to have some hidden message to it, written in the same manner as the Ancient Manuscripts
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Guy who has only ever read the Ancient Manuscripts: Hmm, this road sign appears to have some hidden message to it, written in the same manner as the Ancient Manuscripts
DnD is a ttrpg focused around combat:
- PvP
- PvE
- DM vs Player
- Fighter vs Mother
- Brother vs Brother
- Cat vs Dog
- etc
- PvP
- PvE
- DM vs Player
- Fighter vs Mother
- Brother vs Brother
- Cat vs Dog
- etc
August 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
DnD is a ttrpg focused around combat:
- PvP
- PvE
- DM vs Player
- Fighter vs Mother
- Brother vs Brother
- Cat vs Dog
- etc
- PvP
- PvE
- DM vs Player
- Fighter vs Mother
- Brother vs Brother
- Cat vs Dog
- etc
There are few experiences as frustrating as trying to google why the internet isn't working
August 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There are few experiences as frustrating as trying to google why the internet isn't working
Got a genius idea and all it'll take is a pressure cooker and some coal. Will update you soon
August 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Got a genius idea and all it'll take is a pressure cooker and some coal. Will update you soon
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This week, we’re watching elite warriors from different eras come face-to-face with the ultimate hunter, all delivered with some gorgeous animation. We watched PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS. Episode coming Friday.
July 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This week, we’re watching elite warriors from different eras come face-to-face with the ultimate hunter, all delivered with some gorgeous animation. We watched PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS. Episode coming Friday.
I gave them a piece of my heart, and told them they could put their bags down in the space that created
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I gave them a piece of my heart, and told them they could put their bags down in the space that created
Ok google, what do I do when my spirit animal "goes feral"?
July 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Ok google, what do I do when my spirit animal "goes feral"?
whenever I've been waiting at the lights and someone else arrives just as they turn green because of me I get so furious. this is my stolen valour
July 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
whenever I've been waiting at the lights and someone else arrives just as they turn green because of me I get so furious. this is my stolen valour
she's a real "and her face"
July 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
she's a real "and her face"