Blonde Matthew
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The only tour guide in Melbourne.
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Melbourne is the New York of Australia (derogatory)
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Melbourne is the New York of Australia (derogatory)
Fake graffiti fascinates me. This isn't perfect, but better than most I've seen. The uncanniness that flags for me is that art directors always want things evenly spaced, legible, and constrained to where they want it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Fake graffiti fascinates me. This isn't perfect, but better than most I've seen. The uncanniness that flags for me is that art directors always want things evenly spaced, legible, and constrained to where they want it.
A'Beckett Street looking so good without the acoustic shed
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
A'Beckett Street looking so good without the acoustic shed
I enjoyed Frankenstein. A big hot guy moving around all funny. Reminded me of Tom Walker.
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I enjoyed Frankenstein. A big hot guy moving around all funny. Reminded me of Tom Walker.
I'm undecided on this Royal Commission until I hear what Kamahl thinks
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm undecided on this Royal Commission until I hear what Kamahl thinks
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
Protesting from Melbourne is better than staying at home I guess. #HandsOffVenezuela
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Protesting from Melbourne is better than staying at home I guess. #HandsOffVenezuela
If you were to make an open-air museum today with the same time gap as Sovereign Hill when it opened, you'd be looking at a 1910's theme.
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
If you were to make an open-air museum today with the same time gap as Sovereign Hill when it opened, you'd be looking at a 1910's theme.
Anyone who likes AI is a pervert.
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Anyone who likes AI is a pervert.
Who keeps convincing Melbourne City Council that lasers are a good addition to a fireworks display? Stop.
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who keeps convincing Melbourne City Council that lasers are a good addition to a fireworks display? Stop.
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Sunday 11 January, 12pm - State Library
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sunday 11 January, 12pm - State Library
During protests if you're standing in the wrong place at the wrong time cops mace you. Right now as blockades are being set up for New Year celebrations SVUs are driving the wrong way up tram tracks and police are smiling and waving people through.
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
During protests if you're standing in the wrong place at the wrong time cops mace you. Right now as blockades are being set up for New Year celebrations SVUs are driving the wrong way up tram tracks and police are smiling and waving people through.
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
It's really important we don't use the symbol of peace, or people might start to think peace is a good idea.
Sydney council to light harbour with menorah after open letter
More than 30 Jewish-Australian creatives wrote to Lord Mayor Clover Moore on Monday morning, urging for a "Jewish-specific symbol" to commemorate the victims of the Bondi Beach terror attacks.
www.abc.net.au
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's really important we don't use the symbol of peace, or people might start to think peace is a good idea.
What's going on up in Sydney? Sounds like they want the PM responsible for police, and the Premier in charge of the army?
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What's going on up in Sydney? Sounds like they want the PM responsible for police, and the Premier in charge of the army?
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Twins, clickbait, nazis, plus a smattering of good things here and there, I promise. Recap the year in Australian TV with me (a hottie) on The Last Year of Television. Out Monday on @binge.com.au ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Twins, clickbait, nazis, plus a smattering of good things here and there, I promise. Recap the year in Australian TV with me (a hottie) on The Last Year of Television. Out Monday on @binge.com.au ❤️
Instead of the big advertising screen, Town Hall Station should have an awe-inspiring and somewhat terrifying mosaic, like "Legend of Fire" at East Melbourne Fire Station.
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Instead of the big advertising screen, Town Hall Station should have an awe-inspiring and somewhat terrifying mosaic, like "Legend of Fire" at East Melbourne Fire Station.
Dreamt about my friend's dead dog. Very annoying. I should be dreaming about MY dead dog. What the heck is going on in the afterlife. Absolute shambles! Sort it out!
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Dreamt about my friend's dead dog. Very annoying. I should be dreaming about MY dead dog. What the heck is going on in the afterlife. Absolute shambles! Sort it out!
The trains in the Munnel always sit for ages with their doors open. Will they move on faster after the big switch?
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The trains in the Munnel always sit for ages with their doors open. Will they move on faster after the big switch?
Sunshine in the Munnel
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sunshine in the Munnel
Weird how this jpeg smells like play-doh
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Weird how this jpeg smells like play-doh
I thought Barmy was the name of a specific English cricket player. Like they were Beyhive, Swifties, or Beliebers.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I thought Barmy was the name of a specific English cricket player. Like they were Beyhive, Swifties, or Beliebers.
Hello, are there any geometricians out there that can tell me the name of this shape? It's like a long oval, but straight on the sides. What's it called?
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hello, are there any geometricians out there that can tell me the name of this shape? It's like a long oval, but straight on the sides. What's it called?