Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
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I'm not subscribing to your Tiktok Bulletin, please be serious
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm not subscribing to your Tiktok Bulletin, please be serious
A bit wet outside
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A bit wet outside
Only 2 more weeks and we'll never have to navigate through this bullshit any more 🙏
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Only 2 more weeks and we'll never have to navigate through this bullshit any more 🙏
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Safe for 50,000 people to cram into a tunnel. But not okay for them to march on city streets against Israel’s genocide.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Government insists West Gate Tunnel is safe for walkthrough, reveals earlier Metro Tunnel opening
The Victorian government insists all proper safety checks were completed before Melburnians were allowed inside the West Gate Tunnel for the first time. The Premier has also announced the Metro Tunnel...
www.abc.net.au
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Safe for 50,000 people to cram into a tunnel. But not okay for them to march on city streets against Israel’s genocide.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Really enjoying this stupid new show. Comedians give a presentation about a topic they like to other comedians, who are then quizzed on it.
Lena Explains Charmed to Her Friends / Special Interest Quiz [Ep 1]
YouTube video by Grouse House
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November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Really enjoying this stupid new show. Comedians give a presentation about a topic they like to other comedians, who are then quizzed on it.
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More good news for Melbourne railways today. But lol that he said the quiet part out loud.
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
More good news for Melbourne railways today. But lol that he said the quiet part out loud.
Surprised Adnate has gone with a red. I'd have thought purple, white and green would be more fitting. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Surprised Adnate has gone with a red. I'd have thought purple, white and green would be more fitting. 😬
Big fan of Ines English's facial expressions
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Big fan of Ines English's facial expressions
I wonder if placing 14 year olds in adult prison ruins their life and leads them into a life of crime? 🧐
Premier Jacinta Allan has vowed to harshly punish adults who recruit young Victorians into a life of crime.
Youth gang recruiters new focus of Victoria's crime crackdown
Premier Jacinta Allan has vowed to harshly punish adults who recruit young Victorians into a life of crime.
www.abc.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wonder if placing 14 year olds in adult prison ruins their life and leads them into a life of crime? 🧐
I hopped in an elevator and a bunch of teenagers were smirking to eachother cause a random man was in the elevator, and I was laughing to myself because I realised I'm now a random man.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I hopped in an elevator and a bunch of teenagers were smirking to eachother cause a random man was in the elevator, and I was laughing to myself because I realised I'm now a random man.
I think I should perform at the Sydney Opera House one day
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I think I should perform at the Sydney Opera House one day
Reading up on this CPRS thing ALP are always banging on about whenever someone brings up their climate inaction.
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Reading up on this CPRS thing ALP are always banging on about whenever someone brings up their climate inaction.
In a win for common sense City of Melbourne has given heritage protection to Spoonville, securing it for future generations.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In a win for common sense City of Melbourne has given heritage protection to Spoonville, securing it for future generations.
Why doesn't NYC give business owners 2 votes each like in Melbourne so this kind of thing doesn't happen??
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Why doesn't NYC give business owners 2 votes each like in Melbourne so this kind of thing doesn't happen??
Why did they even bother writing a whole musical? If Paddington walked out on stage I'd immediately be on my feet clapping.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Why did they even bother writing a whole musical? If Paddington walked out on stage I'd immediately be on my feet clapping.
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I knew things were getting bad, but...
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I knew things were getting bad, but...
Zali Steggall asked why we don't have content quotas like ALP's election promise years ago and the arts minister basically said "It's trickyyyyyyyy ☹️"
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Zali Steggall asked why we don't have content quotas like ALP's election promise years ago and the arts minister basically said "It's trickyyyyyyyy ☹️"
I think we should start by not logging their habitat. But I guess that solution doesn't provide weapons companies with more government money.
A hidden group of koalas is found for the first time in a remote area of the New South Wales Snowy Mountains.
Thermal drones key to 'incredibly exciting' koala cluster discovery
A hidden group of koalas is found for the first time in a remote area of the New South Wales Snowy Mountains.
www.abc.net.au
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I think we should start by not logging their habitat. But I guess that solution doesn't provide weapons companies with more government money.
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine, even in 30°C heat
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine, even in 30°C heat
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Penny Wong accidentally saying the quiet bit out loud - for Labor the US relationship is more important than the Australian environment. Who do this lot think they work for?
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Penny Wong accidentally saying the quiet bit out loud - for Labor the US relationship is more important than the Australian environment. Who do this lot think they work for?
Why are grown adults in Melbourne getting dressed up to go to the racecourse? Don't they know gambling is for teenage boys, and you can do it on your phone??
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why are grown adults in Melbourne getting dressed up to go to the racecourse? Don't they know gambling is for teenage boys, and you can do it on your phone??
The American mind can be delightful
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The American mind can be delightful
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Today we learned of a shocking amendment to the income apportionment bill that involves police in social security decisions.
We're joining the call for Labor to abandon police powers to stop Centrelink payments.
Why is @amyremeikis.bsky.social is the only one in the press gallery covering this?
We're joining the call for Labor to abandon police powers to stop Centrelink payments.
Why is @amyremeikis.bsky.social is the only one in the press gallery covering this?
Australia Institute Live — Daily Updates
Stay updated with the latest from The Australia Institute.
live.thepoint.com.au
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Today we learned of a shocking amendment to the income apportionment bill that involves police in social security decisions.
We're joining the call for Labor to abandon police powers to stop Centrelink payments.
Why is @amyremeikis.bsky.social is the only one in the press gallery covering this?
We're joining the call for Labor to abandon police powers to stop Centrelink payments.
Why is @amyremeikis.bsky.social is the only one in the press gallery covering this?