Blonde Matthew
@blondematthew.bsky.social
The only tour guide in Melbourne.
A bit wet outside
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A bit wet outside
Only 2 more weeks and we'll never have to navigate through this bullshit any more 🙏
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Only 2 more weeks and we'll never have to navigate through this bullshit any more 🙏
Surprised Adnate has gone with a red. I'd have thought purple, white and green would be more fitting. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Surprised Adnate has gone with a red. I'd have thought purple, white and green would be more fitting. 😬
Reading up on this CPRS thing ALP are always banging on about whenever someone brings up their climate inaction.
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Reading up on this CPRS thing ALP are always banging on about whenever someone brings up their climate inaction.
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine, even in 30°C heat
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine, even in 30°C heat
The American mind can be delightful
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The American mind can be delightful
Don't like the new "The Bureau" website. I only ever go on the BoM to look at the rain radar and I couldn't find it. Searched "Victoria radar" and it said no results.
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Don't like the new "The Bureau" website. I only ever go on the BoM to look at the rain radar and I couldn't find it. Searched "Victoria radar" and it said no results.
Town Hall Place is coming along
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Town Hall Place is coming along
"She picked up a rock, and as she fell backwards the glass bridge broke! Enough is enough!"
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"She picked up a rock, and as she fell backwards the glass bridge broke! Enough is enough!"
Antifa Frog Man 💚
October 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Antifa Frog Man 💚
Some people split off to go sit by a fire, but I felt it was better to be up on Spring Street to yell at the fascists.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Some people split off to go sit by a fire, but I felt it was better to be up on Spring Street to yell at the fascists.
They're spraying us. That's why they didn't want any masks today
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They're spraying us. That's why they didn't want any masks today
Does this sign mean this ramp is about to become an entrance to Flinders St Station?
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Does this sign mean this ramp is about to become an entrance to Flinders St Station?
I don't understand this joke, and it looks like Julian Hill doesn't have any trans people in his life.
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I don't understand this joke, and it looks like Julian Hill doesn't have any trans people in his life.
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Happy Halloween 🎃
Read another book!
October 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Read another book!
More public art dedicated to fruit bats please.
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
More public art dedicated to fruit bats please.
Welcome to Melboume, Australlia.
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Welcome to Melboume, Australlia.
I wasn't joking
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wasn't joking
I'm 6 floors underground, deep beneath Swanston Street.
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm 6 floors underground, deep beneath Swanston Street.
BREAKING: From 11:59pm tonight we begin a snap 2-week lockdown in Melbourne.
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BREAKING: From 11:59pm tonight we begin a snap 2-week lockdown in Melbourne.
Melbourne's first hospital
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Melbourne's first hospital
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine
October 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Every Sunday Melbourne marches for a free Palestine