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23 //Sour. Vintage. Promo// dyke // anxious queer // they.he teebs

very political on main
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"are you a boy or a girl?"

"depends on the moon."

"how do you mean?"

"like the phase it's in"

"oh.. Ok."
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🗣️📣 MORE 👏 OMEGA 👏 CEO'S 👏 NOW 👏
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
apparently im soggy :\
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"c'mon,,, the 90s was furry positive.... remember Jessica rabbit? 🤤"
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
cock before coffee ⁉️
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hey cunt if you ever look at my account: I do have murderous intent towards you. gws (get worse soon)
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Charles Quirk SodaPop
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
evryday im wake up and is bully rei day an i not even do nothing. pretty soon im gonna wake up and i not even wan to wake up
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
all i want for veterans Day is my husband to come home from the war (Texas)
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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it's always "why don't you have food in your fridge?" "why are there only drinks in here?" "where are your groceries?" never "wow you guys have a great selection of drinks"
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
and so did I
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
it's a slam dunk for Dems. they get to surrender AND whine about Republicans not keeping their pinky promise all in time for thanksgiving. All of these people hate you.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Tonight is a glaring reminder that gerrymandering this spineless party into power isn’t a viable fight for democracy.

It further erodes democracy while allowing Democrats in Congress to have even less of a backbone.

Fight for fair maps.
Organize the working class.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i will never vote for another establishment Democrat ever again.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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motel coffee and clove cigarettes and talking about the implications of cloning pets - i might be, a little happy?
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
NO NO IT FUCKING WOULDN'T FUCK HOLY SHIT
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 8d
Almost everyone agrees that the US air traffic control system is broken.

Longstanding staffing shortages. Antiquated technology. And now, air traffic controllers are caught in the middle of a political tug of war that has nothing to do with their operations. https://cnn.it/47VlxSG
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the architects of Christmas be like: Thanksgiving sucks ‼️ you bunch of commies buy each other food and spend time together as a family
⁉️ you guys should be buying each other material possessions, and *I* should sell it to you ‼️
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
bears repeating
Islamic socialist century
islamic socialist century
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
website that's "by designers, for designers" and you can fucking tell because the design is completely impractical, unintuitive, and runs like shit.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
growing up is switching your crouch bind from (hold) L Ctrl to (Tap) C
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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happy halloween losers
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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"can you tell me how Putin is Stalin?"
"and this is what socialism is?"
"we're not even talking about socialism, you're just rambling"
"so what's socialism? I'm a stupid American, can you explain socialism to me?"
"hey what year were you born? oh. '98? yeah that makes sense"
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
do any of you guys remember snarky Beto chick and the og KHive
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
why
‘GREMLINS 3’ will release on November 19, 2027 in theaters.

Chris Columbus will return to direct.
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM