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23 //Sour. Vintage. Promo// dyke // anxious queer // they.he teebs

very political on main
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elyris @reiibies.com · Oct 19
"are you a boy or a girl?"

"depends on the moon."

"how do you mean?"

"like the phase it's in"

"oh.. Ok."
Syd: *sees a ball in a video game*

"a ball !"

*kicks it*

"yeah‼️"
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
they should let you pirate things from the store
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
idiots on the Internet: oo wow it kinda tickles!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
be careful of small bears that make bedtime too easy
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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tea time w friends :3
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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every day is hate on slippy day.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"they're gonna start saying doppel ganger like nip it in the bud and say dobbel ganger like double"

them: domerganger🤯
@reiibies.com i found my one true domerganger
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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this idiot is hard at work
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
why the hell did he just take a picture of this greasy ass receipt saying it's aesthetic or smth
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
remember that once time clevelord called stewardess penis's baby 😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
beer 🍺‼️ you want it⁉️ it's yours my friend ‼️ as long as you have enough cigarettes 👹
wizard with his wards
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
@sydcitrus.bsky.social rn: "YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEEEEEEN"
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Brown egg beauty of mine
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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i quite literally am those chinese men who chain smoke and brew tea on their rainy patios
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
so genuinely this idiot is my everything
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
can all of you FUCKING INVALIDS STOP DOING THE THING IN REVERSE
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The revolution won't be televised, but it may be livestreamed
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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cuddles after bath time
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
miss my job being a terminally online netizen pseudo-person. i wanna play video games and listen to music all day again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
MY ROOMATE IS SUCHA RAT FUCK /paws
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i *am* convinced HL3 is launching this month
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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🗣️📣 MORE 👏 OMEGA 👏 CEO'S 👏 NOW 👏
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM