elyris
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23 //Sour. Vintage. Promo// dyke // anxious queer // they.he teebs
very political on main
very political on main
i *am* convinced HL3 is launching this month
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i *am* convinced HL3 is launching this month
looking at the 1 billions stuffies on my bed trying to figure out wen i became a woman?
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
looking at the 1 billions stuffies on my bed trying to figure out wen i became a woman?
video games have been doing this thing for like the past 6 years where all guns aren't named after their real life counterparts to avoid copyright. That on its own wouldn't be a big deal except instead of like a cool moniker for the gun like "commando" they name it some shit like "A954-DWJ 15"
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
video games have been doing this thing for like the past 6 years where all guns aren't named after their real life counterparts to avoid copyright. That on its own wouldn't be a big deal except instead of like a cool moniker for the gun like "commando" they name it some shit like "A954-DWJ 15"
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"depends on the moon."
"how do you mean?"
"like the phase it's in"
"oh.. Ok."
"depends on the moon."
"how do you mean?"
"like the phase it's in"
"oh.. Ok."
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"depends on the moon."
"how do you mean?"
"like the phase it's in"
"oh.. Ok."
"depends on the moon."
"how do you mean?"
"like the phase it's in"
"oh.. Ok."
Mom found the genital hospital
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Mom found the genital hospital
Moon and Nuketown happen today. Wonder if they'll do the Easter Egg
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Moon and Nuketown happen today. Wonder if they'll do the Easter Egg
we eat... berries !! and salmon you FOOL
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
we eat... berries !! and salmon you FOOL
getting a lot of mileage out of this one today
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
getting a lot of mileage out of this one today
"if u think trans men can be lesbians then so can cis men"
look im not denying or confirming the existence of a cis man who is a lesbian but all I'm saying is he'd have to be pretty cool
look im not denying or confirming the existence of a cis man who is a lesbian but all I'm saying is he'd have to be pretty cool
June 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"if u think trans men can be lesbians then so can cis men"
look im not denying or confirming the existence of a cis man who is a lesbian but all I'm saying is he'd have to be pretty cool
look im not denying or confirming the existence of a cis man who is a lesbian but all I'm saying is he'd have to be pretty cool
none of these words are in the bible
June 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
none of these words are in the bible
day 5 of insisting CS wasn't a mod for Half Life
May 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
day 5 of insisting CS wasn't a mod for Half Life
has anyone tried posting this gif to make sure it doesn't happen?
April 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
has anyone tried posting this gif to make sure it doesn't happen?
for years I've seen Exit 165B off I-5 South in Seattle discussed because of how many crashes occur here and it's the same dance "how do people make this mistake?" no clue man, but enough people make that mistake for it to be noteworthy, so I know the answer isn't "they shouldn't have done that"
April 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
for years I've seen Exit 165B off I-5 South in Seattle discussed because of how many crashes occur here and it's the same dance "how do people make this mistake?" no clue man, but enough people make that mistake for it to be noteworthy, so I know the answer isn't "they shouldn't have done that"
but don't worry!! the solution is here courtesy of the tiktok comments. "teach the drivers to read" "take another route" "educate the drivers". The answer was so clear I can't believe someone hadn't thought of it sooner. simply fix the individual, and the broader problem follows suit. pure genius!!
April 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
but don't worry!! the solution is here courtesy of the tiktok comments. "teach the drivers to read" "take another route" "educate the drivers". The answer was so clear I can't believe someone hadn't thought of it sooner. simply fix the individual, and the broader problem follows suit. pure genius!!