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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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i’m always adding strangers to my groupchats discussing illegal activities
The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatable fail. Who hasn't added a stranger to a text thread or group chat?
'We've all done this': Trump admin group chat scandal is its most relatable fail
The Trump administration's Signal group chat leak may be the world's most relatable fail. Who hasn't added a stranger to a text thread or group chat?
bit.ly
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i’m always adding strangers to my groupchats discussing illegal activities
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Senate to pass kill everyone bill, democrats say the alternative would be much worse
March 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Senate to pass kill everyone bill, democrats say the alternative would be much worse
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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"Okay, I'll go on NPR to talk about it. What do you want me to say when they ask for the grounds for his deportation?"
"You'll think of something."
"You'll think of something."
Some pretty stunning answers here from DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar in today's interview with NPR's Michel Martin, in which Edgar equates pro-Palestinian protests with terrorist activity and can't point to any crime committed by Mahmoud Khalil: npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
March 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Okay, I'll go on NPR to talk about it. What do you want me to say when they ask for the grounds for his deportation?"
"You'll think of something."
"You'll think of something."
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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"Freedom Road Socialist Organization condemns the detention of Mahmoud Khalil and demands his release immediately. We will be joining protests across the U.S and call on everyone to join us!"
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#MahmoudKhalil
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@freedomroadorg.bsky.social
#MahmoudKhalil
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Free Mahmoud Khalil! From the U.S. to Palestine, protesting is not a crime!
On Saturday, March 8, Department of Homeland Security and ICE agents seized and detained a prominent Palestinian student leader at Colu...
fightbacknews.org
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Freedom Road Socialist Organization condemns the detention of Mahmoud Khalil and demands his release immediately. We will be joining protests across the U.S and call on everyone to join us!"
@freedomroadorg.bsky.social
#MahmoudKhalil
fightbacknews.org/articles/fre...
@freedomroadorg.bsky.social
#MahmoudKhalil
fightbacknews.org/articles/fre...
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“At the core of this growing immigrant rights movement are Chicanos, Mexicanos & Central Americans. These communities are concentrated in and around the oppressed Chicano Nation in the Southwest & are overwhelmingly working class & most willing to fight."
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Anti-immigration bill defeated in Colorado
Denver, CO - On February 25, a collaboration between the Colorado Immigrants Rights Coalition (CIRC) and Aurora Unidos Community Servic...
fightbacknews.org
March 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“At the core of this growing immigrant rights movement are Chicanos, Mexicanos & Central Americans. These communities are concentrated in and around the oppressed Chicano Nation in the Southwest & are overwhelmingly working class & most willing to fight."
fightbacknews.org/articles/ant...
fightbacknews.org/articles/ant...
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We missed Elly De La Cruz motoring around the bases 🏃♂️🔥
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We missed Elly De La Cruz motoring around the bases 🏃♂️🔥
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I love Bill Burr….every single word….no lie detected👇
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I love Bill Burr….every single word….no lie detected👇
A diet coke and a lime wedge would fix me.
February 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A diet coke and a lime wedge would fix me.
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Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
We’re gonna win a chip with the power of friendship. Boston could never.
Ty Jerome said he and De'Andre Hunter talked about both being drafted by the #Cavs in 2019. Now, the best friends get to chase a championship together.
"We just call each other on the phone screaming. It's really surreal."
Story on an emotional day for the Cavs. open.substack.com/pub/theinsid...
"We just call each other on the phone screaming. It's really surreal."
Story on an emotional day for the Cavs. open.substack.com/pub/theinsid...
Game Night Observations: An Emotional 48 Hours, a Reunion and an All-Star Challenge
A whirlwind of a week.
open.substack.com
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We’re gonna win a chip with the power of friendship. Boston could never.
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Just started Severance and now I know why Elon killed all those monkeys.
February 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just started Severance and now I know why Elon killed all those monkeys.
Oat milk straight from the tiddie.
February 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oat milk straight from the tiddie.
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Inside of me there are two wolves. One is veery hungry and the other is veery sleepy :(
February 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Inside of me there are two wolves. One is veery hungry and the other is veery sleepy :(
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Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)