Tech Cat
realtechcat.bsky.social
Tech Cat
@realtechcat.bsky.social
A cat who learned to type and earned an AAS in IT Administration from his local community college. He meow excels in technical support escalations, bringing problem-solving skills and a proactive approach to client services. #SysAdmin #TechSupport #Cats
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Sometimes at the end of the day, I paws and look out the window and wish I had any transferable skills.

#Tech #TechJobs #Cats #ITSupport #ITHelp
I've decided Blue Jays are definitely my favorite bird. They're just so damn blue. #so #damn #blue
May 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Born in time for Kendrick.

Forced to exist in *gestures around*.
March 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every paw counts. Help your neighbors.
I find one of the most important messages to get out there to people who feel powerless and like 'what do I do' is that there are already people doing the work. In your community or nearby. Find them. Work with them. You don't have to invent change yourself.
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Next one of you that yells "REMIX" when the music skips is getting cat scratch fever. #dj
February 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's that time of year again, when a bunch of dorks on the internet dork-splain c walking. Like who hasn't seen a cat walk? Dorks.

#SuperBowl #Kendrick #Serena
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I'm gonna draw so many farts and dicks this weekend. Y'all ain't prepared.
January 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nothing makes me feel smarter than the first two to three minutes of a round of Tetris. #brilliant #genius #NoThumbs
January 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Rise and grind kittens. It's #Caturday #GetThatKibble
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Drank a gallon of shine before you board? Great, stumble on in!

Need a bit of nip to be relaxed on business flights? #lol #no

#LegalizeIt #moonshine #cats #catnip #flying
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
You ever get take out and they put it in a black plastic bag? Great, now the whole walk home passerby will think I've got this month's issue of Kitty Titties but in reality it's just a lobster roll. 🤦

#cats #lobsterrolls #ItsNotPorn!
December 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I bet #oarfish is delicious.
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
This morning my electric toothbrush died as soon as I started brushing. I panicked because now I couldn't brush my teeth before I had to head into the office.

So anyway, that's why I threw up on the couch. #cats #TunaBreath
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Me IRL after setting my Teams status to out of office.
November 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Just another 48 hours and my home will be overrun with can openers leaving their plates on the table. And that's when I make my move.

It's not classy, but I'm not a classy cat. #cats #thanksgiving
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Turn off your Teams notifications and take a day to recharge. You earned it champ!
On Sunday, we eat, sleep, and repeat as often as necessary.
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 #catsofbluesky
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
My Echo refuses to play the new #Kendrick album on Spotify. I bet Bezos is still mad Kid Rock didn't get the halftime show.

Reminds of the time I realized the can opener puts mayonnaise and white fart balls in her tuna. The audacity.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
It's #Friday. Call me Félicette because I'm about to hit this nip and coast into the #weekend.

#cats #plants #lit
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM
These are the worst Gushers I've ever had.

#food #foodie #snacks #snacking
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
The existence of a wireless mouse implies that there exists a wired mouse. An apex predator such as myself would never participate in a canned hunt. #tech #sysadmin #ApexPredator #hunting #cats
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Clearly this can opener hasn't spent enough time observing the superior species. Find a nice window to curl up in and reconsider your priorities sir.

#cats #cat #tech #antiwork #techcat

www.techspot.com/news/105618-...
Infosys founder defends call for 70-hour workweeks, says he "doesn't believe in a work/life balance"
In October 2023, Murthy suggested that young people work twelve-hour days for the "next 20 years, 50 years, whatever it is," out of a sense of duty...
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November 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Just finished #debugging the #windows. Asian beetles are no much for an apex predator such as myself. Think I'll go throw up on the radiator. #tech #cat #techcat
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Sometimes at the end of the day, I paws and look out the window and wish I had any transferable skills.

#Tech #TechJobs #Cats #ITSupport #ITHelp
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM