Mitch, Professional John Henry Hater
@realsoupman.bsky.social
A normal guy
It’s never going to happen, but if Derrick White gets traded to LA for Rui and Dalton Knecht I think we legally get to tar and feather Brad
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s never going to happen, but if Derrick White gets traded to LA for Rui and Dalton Knecht I think we legally get to tar and feather Brad
WALKER BUEHLER, we are sending you to THE MIDDLE EAST
June 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
WALKER BUEHLER, we are sending you to THE MIDDLE EAST
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Okay, Bluesky peeps. I’m here to give an explainer on the crazy sh*t that’s happening right now in the Middle East. Strap in.
Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵
Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵
June 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okay, Bluesky peeps. I’m here to give an explainer on the crazy sh*t that’s happening right now in the Middle East. Strap in.
Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵
Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵
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Knicks fans gonna hang a banner
May 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Knicks fans gonna hang a banner
“Yale Youth Poll” lmao
New 2028 Democratic Primary poll
Harris 28%
Ocasio-Cortez 21%
Buttigieg 14%
Newsom 6%
Shapiro 5%
Kelly 4%
Pritzker 3%
Cuban 3%
Whitmer 3%
Beshear 3%
Yale Youth Poll
4/1-4/3
Sample size of 4100 registered voters
Harris 28%
Ocasio-Cortez 21%
Buttigieg 14%
Newsom 6%
Shapiro 5%
Kelly 4%
Pritzker 3%
Cuban 3%
Whitmer 3%
Beshear 3%
Yale Youth Poll
4/1-4/3
Sample size of 4100 registered voters
April 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Yale Youth Poll” lmao
More like Nico ImGonnaLeaveYa? Right folks??
April 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
More like Nico ImGonnaLeaveYa? Right folks??
Can’t even hate, I would’ve done the same thing if I were president
Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls
RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.
April 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Can’t even hate, I would’ve done the same thing if I were president
Folks we’ve re-entered The Cool Zone
JUST IN 🚨: 10-Year Treasury Yield soaring above 4.4% for the first time since February - Scott Bessent in Panic Mode
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Folks we’ve re-entered The Cool Zone
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(Reading my opponent to filth) You probably have lots of friends, you piece of shit. That or you're a hard worker
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
(Reading my opponent to filth) You probably have lots of friends, you piece of shit. That or you're a hard worker
If Joe Biden was funnier he’d still be president
Trump: "I said, we're gonna try to get groceries down. Right? An old fashioned down but a beautiful term. Eggs."
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If Joe Biden was funnier he’d still be president
When your global economy is based on Vibes™️
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When your global economy is based on Vibes™️
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It's Window Safety Week
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's Window Safety Week
Oh my fucking god
BREAKING: Nasdaq-100 futures down 5.4%, S&P 500 futures down 3.84%
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
If this holds, this is the worst three day period in the market since 1987, worse than any three day Covid period.
April 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh my fucking god
Cincinnati is 300 miles from Chicago
The Bears have a stadium problem. The Bengals have a stadium problem. In theory, they could come together for a Chicagoland venue that would host 20 NFL games per year and pay for itself.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bengals, Bears could (in theory) come together and pay for a stadium in Chicago
New York (OK, New Jersey) has two teams.
www.nbcsports.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Cincinnati is 300 miles from Chicago
“Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao”
The US Food and Drug Administration is suspending efforts to improve its bird flu testing of milk, cheese and pet food due to massive staff cuts at the agency, according to an email seen by Reuters and a source familiar with the situation reut.rs/3FRDy9P
FDA suspends program to improve bird flu testing due to staff cuts
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is suspending efforts to improve its bird flu testing of milk, cheese and pet food due to massive staff cuts at the agency, according to an email seen by Reuters and a source familiar with the situation.
reut.rs
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao”
If it’s less than a 4th I suggest we tar and feather El*ot W*lf
Sources: The Patriots are trading QB Joe Milton to the Cowboys in exchange for late-round draft pick compensation.
A new backup for Dak Prescott, Milton went 22 of 29 for 241 yards and a TD in Week 18 last year, a New England win. The potential is there. Now, a new home.
A new backup for Dak Prescott, Milton went 22 of 29 for 241 yards and a TD in Week 18 last year, a New England win. The potential is there. Now, a new home.
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If it’s less than a 4th I suggest we tar and feather El*ot W*lf
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I love that Rob Pelinka ran a tighter, no-leaks operation when he was negotiating to trade Luka than our national security was when they were planning to bomb another country.
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love that Rob Pelinka ran a tighter, no-leaks operation when he was negotiating to trade Luka than our national security was when they were planning to bomb another country.
Gap Scheme specific Left Guard recruited by Doug Marrone? That’s a Patriot right there folks
Tyler Booker's film backs up his poor athletic testing. he's a plodding, throwback guard who will thrive in gap-heavy schemes but probably won't even be on OZ/WZ teams' boards. that type of scheme-specific guy rarely goes in the first round. scouting report 🔽
March 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gap Scheme specific Left Guard recruited by Doug Marrone? That’s a Patriot right there folks
Need him in a Patriots uniform immediately
Tetairoa McMillan reportedly ran a 4.48-second forty-yard dash at the Arizona Pro Day.
He would've been my WR4 if he was in last year's class, but that speaks more to the talent of that group than McMillan's deficiencies.
He's the No. 7 player on my big board. Really great prospect.
He would've been my WR4 if he was in last year's class, but that speaks more to the talent of that group than McMillan's deficiencies.
He's the No. 7 player on my big board. Really great prospect.
March 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Need him in a Patriots uniform immediately
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early contender for worst post of 2025
March 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
early contender for worst post of 2025
Egg prices got us speedrunning the Bird Flu Pandemic huh
Chargers plz spend some of that $63 million in cap space on buying eggs for Justin Herbert so he doesn’t have to do this
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Egg prices got us speedrunning the Bird Flu Pandemic huh
Holy shit
A rare QB visit: Steelers former starter Russell Wilson is scheduling a visit to the Browns this week, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social.
While the Giants wait for Aaron Rodgers, expect a visit with Russell Wilson as well this week (unless Rodgers makes a decision).
While the Giants wait for Aaron Rodgers, expect a visit with Russell Wilson as well this week (unless Rodgers makes a decision).
March 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Holy shit
Does Chuck Schumer have a humiliation kink
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Does Chuck Schumer have a humiliation kink
CJ Stroud is gonna break the sack record this year
TRADE 🚨
The Texans are sending G Kenyon Green to the Eagles in exchange for DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, per source.
The teams are also swapping fifth and sixth-round picks in 2026.
The Texans are sending G Kenyon Green to the Eagles in exchange for DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, per source.
The teams are also swapping fifth and sixth-round picks in 2026.
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CJ Stroud is gonna break the sack record this year