Sam Schultz-Walsh
@realsamschultz.bsky.social
cha cha real smooth 🪇
she|her
she|her
guy who cares about pitcher win/loss records: yeah but he’s on the hook for the loss right now
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
guy who cares about pitcher win/loss records: yeah but he’s on the hook for the loss right now
asked will smith to hit a home run straight to me and he nearly delivered 😭😭😭😭😭
June 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
asked will smith to hit a home run straight to me and he nearly delivered 😭😭😭😭😭
turkey, bacon, and avocado with tarragon pesto from Larry’s in East Village San Diego. they closed :( the pickles were sooooo good
April 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
turkey, bacon, and avocado with tarragon pesto from Larry’s in East Village San Diego. they closed :( the pickles were sooooo good
this book is so good and so funny please read it
April 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this book is so good and so funny please read it
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Miller has an 18.00 ERA and a 39% strikeout rate right now
Bobby Miller wyd
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Miller has an 18.00 ERA and a 39% strikeout rate right now
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Sutter Health Park is simply not built for this lol. Cameramen are cordoned off in tiny blocks on the concourse. It's impossible to move around 30 minutes before first pitch. The team store is a walk in closet with a long line just to enter. The beer selection is ass. Whew. G'luck #athletics
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sutter Health Park is simply not built for this lol. Cameramen are cordoned off in tiny blocks on the concourse. It's impossible to move around 30 minutes before first pitch. The team store is a walk in closet with a long line just to enter. The beer selection is ass. Whew. G'luck #athletics
elite hair matchup
April 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
elite hair matchup
why are the cubs, the home team, wearing their road jerseys?
March 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
why are the cubs, the home team, wearing their road jerseys?
30 going on 13 🎉 🎂
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
30 going on 13 🎉 🎂
y’all doing this trend over here or am i doing a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” faux pas
March 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
y’all doing this trend over here or am i doing a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” faux pas
sorry but new trampstamp idea
February 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
sorry but new trampstamp idea
hey is there anywhere to go online anymore that isn’t horrible and awful and doesn’t make me feel worse? club penguin is gone and everywhere else has bad news after bad news after bad news :)
February 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
hey is there anywhere to go online anymore that isn’t horrible and awful and doesn’t make me feel worse? club penguin is gone and everywhere else has bad news after bad news after bad news :)
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uhhh yeah people are actually waiting to read this, dumbass 😭😭😭
i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck???
January 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
uhhh yeah people are actually waiting to read this, dumbass 😭😭😭
i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck???
January 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck???
burned my tongue :)
January 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
burned my tongue :)
guys😭😭😭
thank you eli lol
thank you eli lol
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
guys😭😭😭
thank you eli lol
thank you eli lol
new york cheesesteak
let’s play What Did The Wheel Contestant Guess
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
new york cheesesteak
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Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
December 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
let’s play What Did The Wheel Contestant Guess
December 31, 2024 at 3:55 AM
let’s play What Did The Wheel Contestant Guess
big ass water
December 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
big ass water
don’t mind if i do
December 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
don’t mind if i do
sous vide the infant until tender and mild
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
sous vide the infant until tender and mild
merry christmas
December 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
merry christmas