RealPokemoki
@realpokemoki.bsky.social
MTG Limited Enthusiast | Casual Go player | Developer by profession | 2x SCG Open Top 8's, 1x SCG 10k Win | occasional FaB posts.
We are watching, in real time, the minds of an entire political party be warped by cognitive dissonance as they bend over backwards to find any way to excuse an adult having sex with a 15 year old girl, now that it is becoming increasingly clear that this is a thing the president did.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We are watching, in real time, the minds of an entire political party be warped by cognitive dissonance as they bend over backwards to find any way to excuse an adult having sex with a 15 year old girl, now that it is becoming increasingly clear that this is a thing the president did.
For those unfamiliar with legacy, the combo here is tamiyo + careful study.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For those unfamiliar with legacy, the combo here is tamiyo + careful study.
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"so you think bill clinton should be exiled from public life and go to prison too"
"yeah it's only fair"
"damn, you take the epstein stuff really seriously"
"he was on the island?"
"yeah it's only fair"
"damn, you take the epstein stuff really seriously"
"he was on the island?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"so you think bill clinton should be exiled from public life and go to prison too"
"yeah it's only fair"
"damn, you take the epstein stuff really seriously"
"he was on the island?"
"yeah it's only fair"
"damn, you take the epstein stuff really seriously"
"he was on the island?"
Here are my day 0 thoughts for how to update UW blink, along with my rationale + predictions for what the meta will look like.
Maindeck: -1 Priest, -1 Dress down. +1 Prismatic Ending, +1 Narset (prev. sideboard)
Sideboard: -1 Null Rod, -1 Narset, +1 Back to Basics, +1 Riddler
Maindeck: -1 Priest, -1 Dress down. +1 Prismatic Ending, +1 Narset (prev. sideboard)
Sideboard: -1 Null Rod, -1 Narset, +1 Back to Basics, +1 Riddler
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here are my day 0 thoughts for how to update UW blink, along with my rationale + predictions for what the meta will look like.
Maindeck: -1 Priest, -1 Dress down. +1 Prismatic Ending, +1 Narset (prev. sideboard)
Sideboard: -1 Null Rod, -1 Narset, +1 Back to Basics, +1 Riddler
Maindeck: -1 Priest, -1 Dress down. +1 Prismatic Ending, +1 Narset (prev. sideboard)
Sideboard: -1 Null Rod, -1 Narset, +1 Back to Basics, +1 Riddler
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Time to see if @samrosemurphy.bsky.social can get herself cancelled again
youtube.com/shorts/Wukt2...
youtube.com/shorts/Wukt2...
Shooting the Breeze w/ Samantha Rose Murphy #magicthegatheringcommunity
YouTube video by Eternal Witnesses
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November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Time to see if @samrosemurphy.bsky.social can get herself cancelled again
youtube.com/shorts/Wukt2...
youtube.com/shorts/Wukt2...
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the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
Neighbors better step tf up this Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neighbors better step tf up this Halloween
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My statement on today's profoundly moving scenes in Israel and Palestine.
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My statement on today's profoundly moving scenes in Israel and Palestine.
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The cool thing about Magic the Gathering is how it uses the mechanics to tell the story of a card. Final Fantasy is also a series invested in developing a narrative through mechanics. The Spider-Man set is “what if Spider-Man was here”
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The cool thing about Magic the Gathering is how it uses the mechanics to tell the story of a card. Final Fantasy is also a series invested in developing a narrative through mechanics. The Spider-Man set is “what if Spider-Man was here”
Cannot be stressed enough that the start and end of the reason for this attempted kidnapping is "He's brown"
This appears to be the full video of the Chicago delivery worker. It actually appears that an agent tries to assault him after he curses the Dear Leader Kim il Trump to their faces.
September 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cannot be stressed enough that the start and end of the reason for this attempted kidnapping is "He's brown"
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*Sigh*, just another day in Trump's America
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*Sigh*, just another day in Trump's America
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scientists at harvard university have reconstructed this 3d model of what the perfect magic card might have looked like
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
scientists at harvard university have reconstructed this 3d model of what the perfect magic card might have looked like
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the lesson of the kimmel thing is that a corporation that previously caved to trump was forced by its audience to defy him.
they're afraid of him but they're more afraid of you.
they're afraid of him but they're more afraid of you.
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the lesson of the kimmel thing is that a corporation that previously caved to trump was forced by its audience to defy him.
they're afraid of him but they're more afraid of you.
they're afraid of him but they're more afraid of you.
With Eternal Weekend only a few weeks away, I decided my newest article would be about tips you can use to improve at tournaments. See you in Pittsburgh!
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Three tips for Running Deeper in Your Next Tournament
Three Tips for Running Deeper in Your Next Tournament By Jeff (Pokemoki) White A personal MTG stat that I am particularly proud of is that in my entire time playing, I have never finished in the q...
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September 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
With Eternal Weekend only a few weeks away, I decided my newest article would be about tips you can use to improve at tournaments. See you in Pittsburgh!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The fact that making this video unironically requires deep format knowledge is kind of sending me ngl.
new vid this weekend. a 45-minute history of oops all spells. this one took it out of me.
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The fact that making this video unironically requires deep format knowledge is kind of sending me ngl.
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GIVEAWAY!
5 120 Play Point codes for @magiconline.bsky.social - 2 here, 2 on X, and 1 on 🧵 (you can enter all 3!).
Just:
1-Like
2-Follow
3-Repost
Winners chosen tomorrow.
#MTGOCreator
5 120 Play Point codes for @magiconline.bsky.social - 2 here, 2 on X, and 1 on 🧵 (you can enter all 3!).
Just:
1-Like
2-Follow
3-Repost
Winners chosen tomorrow.
#MTGOCreator
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
GIVEAWAY!
5 120 Play Point codes for @magiconline.bsky.social - 2 here, 2 on X, and 1 on 🧵 (you can enter all 3!).
Just:
1-Like
2-Follow
3-Repost
Winners chosen tomorrow.
#MTGOCreator
5 120 Play Point codes for @magiconline.bsky.social - 2 here, 2 on X, and 1 on 🧵 (you can enter all 3!).
Just:
1-Like
2-Follow
3-Repost
Winners chosen tomorrow.
#MTGOCreator
Amazing how every time there's news regarding AI it's always just this Onion video from 16 years ago.
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Amazing how every time there's news regarding AI it's always just this Onion video from 16 years ago.
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Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results:
1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
M365 Copilot fails to up productivity in UK government trial
: AI tech shows promise writing emails or summarizing meetings. Don't bother with anything more complex
www.theregister.com
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results:
1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
1) Does UBI work? (yes)
2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
🏆UW Blink🏆
Back from my legacy hiatus with a TOP 4 finish in the legacy challenge! Played UW Blink, a deck I think is a good sleeper pick to attack the metagame!
R1 Nadu WW
R2 Oops WLW
R3 Grixis WW
R4 Prison WW
R5 Blue Painter LWW
R6 Nadu LWL
T8 UB Reani WLW
T4 UB Reani LL
Back from my legacy hiatus with a TOP 4 finish in the legacy challenge! Played UW Blink, a deck I think is a good sleeper pick to attack the metagame!
R1 Nadu WW
R2 Oops WLW
R3 Grixis WW
R4 Prison WW
R5 Blue Painter LWW
R6 Nadu LWL
T8 UB Reani WLW
T4 UB Reani LL
September 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
🏆UW Blink🏆
Back from my legacy hiatus with a TOP 4 finish in the legacy challenge! Played UW Blink, a deck I think is a good sleeper pick to attack the metagame!
R1 Nadu WW
R2 Oops WLW
R3 Grixis WW
R4 Prison WW
R5 Blue Painter LWW
R6 Nadu LWL
T8 UB Reani WLW
T4 UB Reani LL
Back from my legacy hiatus with a TOP 4 finish in the legacy challenge! Played UW Blink, a deck I think is a good sleeper pick to attack the metagame!
R1 Nadu WW
R2 Oops WLW
R3 Grixis WW
R4 Prison WW
R5 Blue Painter LWW
R6 Nadu LWL
T8 UB Reani WLW
T4 UB Reani LL
Insane how you can just say 'we prefer to murder people rather than follow the law' but make it rhyme and the base eats up the slop.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Insane how you can just say 'we prefer to murder people rather than follow the law' but make it rhyme and the base eats up the slop.