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Jake Thompson
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I enjoy film, baseball, pro wrestling, sci-fi, and writing. The complete version of #SupermanIV deserves a full restoration.
The #Elmo hacker was right about one thing... #SesameStreet #Felon47
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#CMPunk is a hypocrite and a little bitch. Turns out his principles can be bought. #CMBitch #bloodmoney #WWE
June 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Unless #Felon47 had an ear transplant, that is not an ear that was grazed by a bullet within the last year. #stagedassassinationattempt
June 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So they're just repackaging Frosted Flakes and charging more than double? Pass. #Yeet
May 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So #DonSnoreleone likes molesting women AND little boys?
May 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Forget an orangutan. I want #Felon47 to prove that he isn't the love child that resulted from Augustus Gloop fucking an Oompa Loompa.
I would also like him to stop destroying the US from within.
#SayNoToDictatorships
March 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I enjoy film music concerts, especially when the orchestra plays live to the movie. But why are there no Jerry Goldsmith movies being done (except for #Rudy maybe once or twice)?
March 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thanks Peter Dinklage! Instead of midget actors in prosthetic makeup, we've got creepy CGI dwarfs. To be fair, that doesn't seem to be the worst thing about the new #SnowWhite.
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Schumer and the elderly Democratic leadership need to go. They need to let younger Democrats step up and oppose #Felon47. The elderly Democrats are either hiding illnesses, too greedy to leave office, and/or are corrupt (not Republican-corrupt, but still corrupt).
It's kind of impressive how perfectly Chuck Schumer is not meeting this moment. Like he brought in punch-up writers to heighten and refine how badly he's botching it.
March 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can see why Shane Gillis was fired from @nbcsnl.bsky.social. What I can't understand is why he was ever hired in the first place. He's as funny as President Elon. Also, who's been writing his monologues? Jo Koy?
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Dr. Neil Stone on why autism is NOT caused by vaccination.
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why do I get the feeling that a judge actually told him he shouldn't fuck couches?
February 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm choosing to believe that #RachelBrosnahan was paying homage to #ValeriePerrine. #Superman
February 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have a pitch for Quentin Tarantino for a sequel to #InglouriousBasterds...
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just finished the #Tuvix episode on my #StarTrekVoyager rewatch. Still a hell of an episode. And yes, Janeway was still right. #StarTrekVoyager30 #JanewayWasRight #StarTrek
February 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Hey, rest of the world. Sorry. Truly. Sigh.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Is it possible to say something nice about RFK Jr.? Well, I thought he gave a fine performance in Jim Henson's #Labyrinth.
January 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Don't tell #Felon47 that there was a retarded Nazi at the inauguration earlier this week.
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m supporting this fundraiser for #AllieKatch on GoFundMe. If you can, please consider supporting by donating or sharing the link. Every bit of support makes a huge difference.
gofund.me/4806cac8
Donate to Support Allie Katch thru injury ❤️, organized by Stephanie De Landre
*UPDATE* -Allie will be undergoing surgery within the next couple of days, hop… Stephanie De Landre needs your support for Support Allie Katch thru injury ❤️
gofund.me
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@danileighxoxo.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!🎂🎊🎉
January 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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TRUTH: The massive fire that destroyed Altadena was not a “forest fire.” The fire had nothing to do with forest management or water policy.

Three main reasons the fire exploded:

1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph

(Video by Stuart Palley)
January 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#AbbottElementary just got a new fan. The crossover episode w/ the #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia gang was fantastic. Charlie finally learned to read (@ a kindergarten level)! Hopefully the next crossover episode (on #ItsAlwaysSunny) will show everyone off-camera (& what Dennis was doing off-screen).
January 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The best part of the first #RawOnNetflix? A tie between Macaulay Culkin getting a huge pop & Terry Bollea getting booed heavily while promoting his shitty beer. #HulkamaniaIsDead #WWERaw #MondayNightRaw
January 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM