@realhumanbeing.bsky.social
Person known directly to some of you here - a little uncomfortable with this biography thing - this is where I go to make little jokes and zone out - such things shouldn't be too "public"
Who are they gonna replace him with, Tostón?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Who are they gonna replace him with, Tostón?
I like crime. No, wait that sounds horrible. I like true crime! I only like the crime that actually happens to people. No no let me explain. It's not that I think it should happen. It's that I relish the details of how victims suffer!
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I like crime. No, wait that sounds horrible. I like true crime! I only like the crime that actually happens to people. No no let me explain. It's not that I think it should happen. It's that I relish the details of how victims suffer!
Go cashless, go cashless
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Go cashless, go cashless
Nobody involved in this whole Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK thing is a good person, journalist, or writer.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Nobody involved in this whole Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK thing is a good person, journalist, or writer.
Never has a man more quickly seen his haters become his waiters
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Never has a man more quickly seen his haters become his waiters
It’s pronounced “ah-geh gap” and it refers to a big gap between your teeth into which you shovel a lot of Japanese fried foods
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s pronounced “ah-geh gap” and it refers to a big gap between your teeth into which you shovel a lot of Japanese fried foods
[to the tune of "Dayenu"]
People often, often people
Often people, people often
People often, often people
Dayenu
People often, often people
Often people, people often
People often, often people
Dayenu
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
[to the tune of "Dayenu"]
People often, often people
Often people, people often
People often, often people
Dayenu
People often, often people
Often people, people often
People often, often people
Dayenu
A weapon? Formed against ME? I could easily see such a thing prospering. Good god, I hope people aren't forming weapons against me. I hope it doesn't come to that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A weapon? Formed against ME? I could easily see such a thing prospering. Good god, I hope people aren't forming weapons against me. I hope it doesn't come to that.
Gonna write a book called The Remains of the Day but this one's about a wacky funeral home that has a rotating special.
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gonna write a book called The Remains of the Day but this one's about a wacky funeral home that has a rotating special.
Rehash of 2016 primary wars breaking out in the comments. Gotta move on.
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Rehash of 2016 primary wars breaking out in the comments. Gotta move on.
Lots of Mr. Joneses out there covering last night's elections www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkt...
Ballad of a Thin Man (Live at Free Trade Hall, Manchester, UK - May 17, 1966)
YouTube video by Bob Dylan - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lots of Mr. Joneses out there covering last night's elections www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkt...
When these kids finally move on from their slang you’ll see I was ahead of my time on this one
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When these kids finally move on from their slang you’ll see I was ahead of my time on this one
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Lot of moves being made to try and consolidate the conservatives, but I don't think it will cover for the fact that Andrew Cuomo clearly hates New York City and Mamdani clearly loves it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Lot of moves being made to try and consolidate the conservatives, but I don't think it will cover for the fact that Andrew Cuomo clearly hates New York City and Mamdani clearly loves it.
Americans have a yearning for glass bottle Coke with real sugar, and old school trucks. And there's a great country just along our border that still has both. All we need is more people from that country coming here to bring that feeling back again.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Americans have a yearning for glass bottle Coke with real sugar, and old school trucks. And there's a great country just along our border that still has both. All we need is more people from that country coming here to bring that feeling back again.
Young edgelordism isn't particularly new, examples in every generation. But that edgelordism aligning with direct political power is a distinct and disturbing phenomenon. OFWGKTA wasn't on the same wavelength as the Vice President of the United States.
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Young edgelordism isn't particularly new, examples in every generation. But that edgelordism aligning with direct political power is a distinct and disturbing phenomenon. OFWGKTA wasn't on the same wavelength as the Vice President of the United States.
I grew up liking the Orioles with Cal Ripken, and I liked the Mariners too because we didn't play them much and they had the coolest non-Orioles players (Edgar Martinez, Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey, etc.). Now the Mariners are good again and they got a Cal. Works for me. Go Mariners.
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I grew up liking the Orioles with Cal Ripken, and I liked the Mariners too because we didn't play them much and they had the coolest non-Orioles players (Edgar Martinez, Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey, etc.). Now the Mariners are good again and they got a Cal. Works for me. Go Mariners.
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The freedom of birds - have you seen this, folks, the freedom of birds? they're flying around, flying and in some cases walking and and it's a big, big problem - the freedom of birds is an insult to me. It's not very respectful, and it's not very nice, and we're going to have them all in zoos.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The freedom of birds - have you seen this, folks, the freedom of birds? they're flying around, flying and in some cases walking and and it's a big, big problem - the freedom of birds is an insult to me. It's not very respectful, and it's not very nice, and we're going to have them all in zoos.
I am once again urging people to read 'The Cave' by José Saramago.
There is a feeling akin to cosmic horror in witnessing the plans of contemporary technofascists, but instead of cool eldritch elder gods it's pathetic, disgusting loser human beings wielding monolithic, destructive power akin to that of gods for the most banal reason (more power & wealth).
Meta is currently building an AI compute center in Louisiana that, when finished next year, will be almost as large as the city of Manhattan, and is projected to draw 2-5 GW of power by 2030. For perspective, Manhattan's annual power usage is ~2.5 GW.
Gen-AI is hastening climate catastrophe.
Gen-AI is hastening climate catastrophe.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am once again urging people to read 'The Cave' by José Saramago.
@theophite.bsky.social was it you who said a few years ago QAnon believed Trump was a "white hat pedophile"?
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@theophite.bsky.social was it you who said a few years ago QAnon believed Trump was a "white hat pedophile"?
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August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The Trump administration is engaging on an all-out assault on the institutions, workers and standards that make learning and knowledge production possible, in the hopes of securing political dominance forever. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
May 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Trump administration is engaging on an all-out assault on the institutions, workers and standards that make learning and knowledge production possible, in the hopes of securing political dominance forever. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Funny this is happening at NYU because I haven't gotten this shit from a single student at my community college job
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Funny this is happening at NYU because I haven't gotten this shit from a single student at my community college job