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RealFakeBrandon
@realfakebrandon.bsky.social
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Occasional drawings, sporadic retweets, big “small account” energy

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neilaglet.bsky.social
ANNIHILUS
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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lesmcclaine.bsky.social
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, and Morgana stand in a circular stone room, with an open, empty coffin. Darkwing holds a mallet and a carrot. Dangermouse and Penfold stand by. There is a staircase rising above them, and Count Duckula is descending it, grinning. His shadow rises up on the wall in the shape of a bat.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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You guys might wanna categorize this story under a different category, or at least hide your related news sec-tion. Pretty funny that this article is all about athletes being anti-gambling, harassment they receive from gamblers and saying they're seeing too much gambling content, and then immediately once the story ends, you see this: Top Sports Betting Stories College football picks against the spread: SEC old guard take on newcomers NFL Week 11 staff picks: Seahawks-Rams headlines slate of Super Bowl contender matchups NFL Week 11 confidence picks: Why the Broncos will upset the Chiefs
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Predator: Dadbands (2025)
Two Predators in their mid-60s perform songs they downloaded to your iTunes without permission
July 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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jwaltersesq.bsky.social
I know have essentially no followers on here so I am basically just screaming into the void but I do, in fact, have to have a small rant about this and similar sentiments I’ve seen this week.
You can actually make a point without shitting on the South…
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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byconniechang.bsky.social
Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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docrevan.bsky.social
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
realfakebrandon.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
A screenshot from the Saturday Night Live sketch, "The Most Evil Invention." A man named Roy (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) stands in a lab coat next to his entry in the Most Evil Invention In The World contest: a child-molesting robot.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
realfakebrandon.bsky.social
26/31: Frankenstein

#smonster #frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #digitalart
An illustration of Frankenstein's Monster and his undead bride driving a classic red convertible down Route 66. The Bride is behind the wheel as Frank adjusts his sunglasses in the passenger seat. They are laughing at something, clearly enjoying themselves. Good for them. The same illustration, as a black-and-white work in progress
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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25/31: Graveyard

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #digitalart
An illustration of an undead band (a ghost on upright bass, a skeleton drummer, and a corpse/zombie on keys) playing a gig in a graveyard
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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24/31: Spider

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #digitalart #illustration
An illustration of an improbably-colored spider's face.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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benrosen.bsky.social
social media manager: so the video is called "springsteen: deliver me from erowhon" and basically you drive around bringing smoothies to ubereats customers to promote the movie

springsteen: i wrote jungleland
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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23/31: Seance

#frighfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #digitalart
An illustration of a ghost dog, complete with white sheet and eyehole cutouts, appearing on a cloud of ectoplasm from a crystal tennis ball
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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22/31: Bat

This was my other idea for the Ben Cooper prompt earlier in the month. Nothing is wasted.

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #digitalart #comics #Batman
An illustration of a child, dressed in a vintage Ben Cooper Costumes Batman onesie and mask, hanging upside down from a tree branch like a bat.
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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21/31: Autumn Leaves

#frightfall2025 #retrosyoply #digitalart #illustration #psl
An illustration of a contented tree holding a pumpkin spice latte, its leaves resplendent on autumn colors
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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20/31: Shrunken Head

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #digitalart
An illustration of 3 young monsters--a Frankenstein's monster, a Dracula, and a hunchbacked Igor--playing tetherball with a shrunken head in place of the ball
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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18/31: Local Legend

The Borrego Sandman is said to roam the Anza-Borrego Desert in San Diego County. A 400-lb yeti-like creature, with white fur and glowing red eyes, I just assumed, it being a native San Diegan, that it also skateboards.

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #skateboarding
An illustration of a white yeti in a west coast desert at sunrise (or sunset), sitting on his skateboard while scrolling on his phone
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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18/31: Bones

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #illustration #dots
An illustration of two children, each a giant cartoon bone, excitedly running on a sidewalk, trick-or-treating. The bigger non child, dressed in a dog costume, races slightly ahead of his little brother, who is dressed as a ghost. They each carry a plastic candy bucket that looks like a classic jack-o'-lantern, with the addition of bone-like protuberances on its side.
October 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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beagle.bsky.social
cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell
mamdani: we should improve society somewhat cuomo: yet i am a hypocrite sex pest! curious!
August 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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theharvestmaid.bsky.social
THE GUEST IS ON SHUDDER

Drop everything and watch it right now if you haven't seen it before.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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17: Clown

Sometimes you come up with something clever, sometimes you just draw a clown

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #digitalart #illustration #makeup
An illustration of a clown in huge pants smoking a cigar
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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16/31: Death

#frightfall2025 #retrosupplyco #digitalart #illustration #espresso
An illustration of the Grim Reaper enjoying an espresso and croissant at a sidewalk cafe
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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15/31: Spell

#frightfall2025 #retrosupply #digitalart #illustration #witch
A young child witch reads from a spell book next to a cauldron. In front of her, a half-man, half-toad creature writes in apparent agony. An older witch leaves over to the young girl and says, "That's right, dear. Just sound it out."
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM