The Lizard King
@realakim.bsky.social
Yes, I'm Dragon ΘΔ
19, male, bi, single
Expect a lot of dragons and politics
I have optical media autism (I ❤️ CDs)
Junior at uni
CompSci and CyberSec major
DMs open
19, male, bi, single
Expect a lot of dragons and politics
I have optical media autism (I ❤️ CDs)
Junior at uni
CompSci and CyberSec major
DMs open
Pinned
"You were spared to lead the great fight. Don't turn away in fear. One man can make a difference and you are going to be that man."
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
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I fully forgot to post this, later i will probably just make a small post of my ocs i use, but yea SASSY AND TALL bird i recently got
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I fully forgot to post this, later i will probably just make a small post of my ocs i use, but yea SASSY AND TALL bird i recently got
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February 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
My YouTube algorithm has put me onto Woody Guthrie as of late. I knew of him already, of course, but had never truly listened to his music. The more I find out about him, the more of a legend I realize he is.
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My YouTube algorithm has put me onto Woody Guthrie as of late. I knew of him already, of course, but had never truly listened to his music. The more I find out about him, the more of a legend I realize he is.
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What job could be better when you have the meat, love to eat, and aren't afraid of heat?
#WingsofFire
#WingsofFire
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
What job could be better when you have the meat, love to eat, and aren't afraid of heat?
#WingsofFire
#WingsofFire
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This after Woody Guthrie wrote a song about how much your dad sucks
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
This after Woody Guthrie wrote a song about how much your dad sucks
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
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I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You'll find no policemen there
- Woody Guthrie
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You'll find no policemen there
- Woody Guthrie
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You'll find no policemen there
- Woody Guthrie
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You'll find no policemen there
- Woody Guthrie
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"All You Fascists Bound To Lose” / A tribute to Woody Guthrie.
This is dedicated to the lives and loved ones of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The power of the people is always greater than the people in power. To all good folks in Minnesota, we see you, we hear you.
This is dedicated to the lives and loved ones of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The power of the people is always greater than the people in power. To all good folks in Minnesota, we see you, we hear you.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"All You Fascists Bound To Lose” / A tribute to Woody Guthrie.
This is dedicated to the lives and loved ones of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The power of the people is always greater than the people in power. To all good folks in Minnesota, we see you, we hear you.
This is dedicated to the lives and loved ones of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The power of the people is always greater than the people in power. To all good folks in Minnesota, we see you, we hear you.
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The three most common uses I see for his name are getting capped, slang for anything neck-related, and "lowkirkenuinely"
Absolute defeat of his legacy
Absolute defeat of his legacy
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The three most common uses I see for his name are getting capped, slang for anything neck-related, and "lowkirkenuinely"
Absolute defeat of his legacy
Absolute defeat of his legacy
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There was approximately two seconds of veneration at gunpoint for Charlie Kirk from the MAGAs, which provoked a backlash so profound that I’m pretty sure Kirk’s visage will still be being used in AI slop twerking and fetish memes 20+ years from now
It is funny the extent to which Charlie Kirk has no legacy though, and that his death was basically career self destruction for Ezra Klein
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
There was approximately two seconds of veneration at gunpoint for Charlie Kirk from the MAGAs, which provoked a backlash so profound that I’m pretty sure Kirk’s visage will still be being used in AI slop twerking and fetish memes 20+ years from now
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check on your dragons they could be suffering
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
check on your dragons they could be suffering
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
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Valentines day coming up too... I think it might be the time
Was talking about how a bunch of people complimented me on my chops today and posted a pic of them and this dude I've been hardddd crushing on for like months now came into my DMs to compliment me on them and called me hot and my heart literally skipped a beat when I read it
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Valentines day coming up too... I think it might be the time
Was talking about how a bunch of people complimented me on my chops today and posted a pic of them and this dude I've been hardddd crushing on for like months now came into my DMs to compliment me on them and called me hot and my heart literally skipped a beat when I read it
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Was talking about how a bunch of people complimented me on my chops today and posted a pic of them and this dude I've been hardddd crushing on for like months now came into my DMs to compliment me on them and called me hot and my heart literally skipped a beat when I read it
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
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Offering Received: I offer the dragon... Hat? This was supposed to be a croissant D: (#715)
well... they do have some croissant-like qualities...
well... they do have some croissant-like qualities...
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Offering Received: I offer the dragon... Hat? This was supposed to be a croissant D: (#715)
well... they do have some croissant-like qualities...
well... they do have some croissant-like qualities...
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again, if you are hearing about an empathetic, soulful, new-tone trump pivot calming things down in Minnesota, the people who are telling you this are trying to trap your mind inside a false, alternate reality. please consider why exactly they are doing this.
Trump just reposted a tweet calling Alex Pretti a "domestic terrorist"
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 AM
again, if you are hearing about an empathetic, soulful, new-tone trump pivot calming things down in Minnesota, the people who are telling you this are trying to trap your mind inside a false, alternate reality. please consider why exactly they are doing this.
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Trump just reposted a tweet calling Alex Pretti a "domestic terrorist"
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Trump just reposted a tweet calling Alex Pretti a "domestic terrorist"
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Stop making me sign up for new social media accounts to suck my life away. I’m so tired of this shit. I just wanna draw and for people to see the things that I draw.
a boy is playing a video game on a tablet while another boy holds a cell phone
ALT: a boy is playing a video game on a tablet while another boy holds a cell phone
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Stop making me sign up for new social media accounts to suck my life away. I’m so tired of this shit. I just wanna draw and for people to see the things that I draw.
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Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza.
This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza.
This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
This is textbook censorship of the highest degree