Thoughts & Chairs
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Your reminder that Tom Cotton(R-Shitheel) is a bobble-throated slapdick.
And he sucks.
And he sucks.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Your reminder that Tom Cotton(R-Shitheel) is a bobble-throated slapdick.
And he sucks.
And he sucks.
There's four boys out here playing an improvised game where they're trying to keep an empty chip bag in the air by batting it around. They are legit yelling tips to each other and critiquing each other's "style" of play. #dudesbeingdudes
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There's four boys out here playing an improvised game where they're trying to keep an empty chip bag in the air by batting it around. They are legit yelling tips to each other and critiquing each other's "style" of play. #dudesbeingdudes
Years of watching heist movies(all the Ocean’s, all the Now You See Me’s) and they just got a ladder and did it?!?
In just 7 minutes, thieves allegedly mounted a ladder, stole priceless jewels from the Louvre and fled on motor scooters, officials in Paris say.
Thieves steal priceless jewels from the Louvre in daring Paris heist
The museum was closed for the day Sunday after the robbery, which was carried out by thieves using a ladder mounted on the back of a truck, officials said.
nbcnews.to
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Years of watching heist movies(all the Ocean’s, all the Now You See Me’s) and they just got a ladder and did it?!?
I love America, but there are times when I FUCKING love this country.
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love America, but there are times when I FUCKING love this country.
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The College of Cardinals Dropout
May 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The College of Cardinals Dropout
Never forgive the consultants that refused to let this man cook.
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Never forgive the consultants that refused to let this man cook.
Awesome! End the Gerontocracy…but every one of these retiring pols HAS to spend their final days governing with No Fucks Left to Give. Fight tyranny till the end!
JUST IN: Dick Durbin retiring after nearly 3 decades in the Senate
Dick Durbin retiring after nearly 3 decades in the Senate
Durbin's retirement will open up one of the first open leadership contests in a decade.
www.axios.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Awesome! End the Gerontocracy…but every one of these retiring pols HAS to spend their final days governing with No Fucks Left to Give. Fight tyranny till the end!
Goddamnit…I’m reading ONE cool thing and right at the end…the turd in the puchbowl.
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Goddamnit…I’m reading ONE cool thing and right at the end…the turd in the puchbowl.
These are modern day lynching postcards. This is gross.
We've reached the point where Republicans are flying to El Salvador to visit one of the most vicious prisons in the world to have photo ops so they can prove their loyalty to the President of the United States.
April 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These are modern day lynching postcards. This is gross.
@mlb.com This is cowardly. Just don’t HAVE the day then.
The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
@mlb.com This is cowardly. Just don’t HAVE the day then.
Bored. Time to find a creative outlet…
April 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bored. Time to find a creative outlet…
Hope it was worth it, dipshits…(it isn’t)
Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."
March 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hope it was worth it, dipshits…(it isn’t)
@schumer.senate.gov … this is a lay up. Please. We all begging.
So it appears DOGE has decreed that Social Security administration will no longer provide phone support. At all. This is in addition to shutting down a ton of local SSA offices. www.axios.com/2025/03/17/s...
Leaked memo: DOGE plots to cut Social Security phone support
Changes could break the system, former officials say.
www.axios.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@schumer.senate.gov … this is a lay up. Please. We all begging.
Harry Reid would’ve fought.
NEW. Despite Schumer privately counseling Sen. Dems not to fight - looks like Sen. Dems want to have a fight.
Good on the caucus pushing back against their feckless leader. They need to insist that there can be no blank checks for Musk/Trump in any funding bill. www.axios.com/2025/03/12/s...
Good on the caucus pushing back against their feckless leader. They need to insist that there can be no blank checks for Musk/Trump in any funding bill. www.axios.com/2025/03/12/s...
March 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Harry Reid would’ve fought.
Ahahahahaha....four...FOUR justices don't think Article I of the Constitution matters. This is an illegitimate court. Start saying it more often.
Trump Administration Live Updates: Supreme Court Denies Bid to Freeze Nearly $2 Billion in Foreign Aid www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Supreme Court Denies Bid to Freeze Nearly $2 Billion in Foreign Aid www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Trump Live Updates: Supreme Court Denies Bid to Freeze Nearly $2 Billion in Foreign Aid
www.nytimes.com
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ahahahahaha....four...FOUR justices don't think Article I of the Constitution matters. This is an illegitimate court. Start saying it more often.
Trump Administration Live Updates: Supreme Court Denies Bid to Freeze Nearly $2 Billion in Foreign Aid www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Supreme Court Denies Bid to Freeze Nearly $2 Billion in Foreign Aid www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Traitors. We were the “Arsenal of Democracy” and now we’ve joined the other side.
And shut up…I know our history, this is rock bottom.
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...
And shut up…I know our history, this is rock bottom.
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia
The defense secretary’s instructions, which were given before President Trump’s blowup with the Ukrainian president, are apparently part of an effort to draw Russia into talks on the war.
www.nytimes.com
March 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Traitors. We were the “Arsenal of Democracy” and now we’ve joined the other side.
And shut up…I know our history, this is rock bottom.
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...
And shut up…I know our history, this is rock bottom.
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...
How is a punter willing to do what members of Congress aren’t?
CALIFORNIA — ex NFL punter Chris Kluwe arrested for civil disobedience protesting at the city council in Huntington Beach, where the council planned a “MAGA” display on a plaque at the library.
Context: www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Context: www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How is a punter willing to do what members of Congress aren’t?
So, I finally read The NY Times op-ed on birthright citizenship. It is incredibly full of shit. The argument rests on the idea that citizenship is a compact with the state that you give allegiance and the state deems you worthy of its blessing of citizenship. 1)
February 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So, I finally read The NY Times op-ed on birthright citizenship. It is incredibly full of shit. The argument rests on the idea that citizenship is a compact with the state that you give allegiance and the state deems you worthy of its blessing of citizenship. 1)
These fuckers…genius in one niche, dipshits everywhere else
February 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
These fuckers…genius in one niche, dipshits everywhere else
This Oppenheimer sequel is shit.
holy shit we're all gonna die
"You might think of the explosive part of a nuclear weapon as the “weapon” or “bomb,” but in the technical literature it has its own kind of amusingly euphemistic name: the “physics package.”
This is the part of the bomb where the “physics” happens"
"You might think of the explosive part of a nuclear weapon as the “weapon” or “bomb,” but in the technical literature it has its own kind of amusingly euphemistic name: the “physics package.”
This is the part of the bomb where the “physics” happens"
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This Oppenheimer sequel is shit.
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envisioning the standoff between a hostile Canadian crowd and the singer who decides to start the US anthem over every time someone boos
February 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
envisioning the standoff between a hostile Canadian crowd and the singer who decides to start the US anthem over every time someone boos