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Randy
@randyj.me
Insubordinate, churlish, nerd, geek, 🏳️‍🌈, HBCU Grad.  Apple head. I log in as root.
The cackle I cacked 🤣🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No
Newsom 2028.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Humor
16. What’s something non-physical that you find attractive?
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Bruh! Got a flat from an effing pothole! 🙄🫠🫩
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Introvert but willing to discuss Golden Girls.
Introvert but willing to discuss Star Trek.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Introvert but willing to discuss Star Trek.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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My brain after a social event: “Ok, that wasn’t so bad.”
Also my brain: “Let’s not do that again for 3–5 months.”
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good morning from the north Georgia mountains!
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Good morning, Kris Jenner ugly af
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Anyway
a woman is kissing another woman on the cheek in a room .
ALT: a woman is kissing another woman on the cheek in a room .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Was up late playing with Tailscale and now I’m up for work
a little girl is sitting at a table with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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It’s not just the women 🤭
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Quick @skylight.social update!

Shout out to @graze.social for helping us with the algo this week ✨

#skylightsocial #skylight
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"I did everything but roll your whore up in a rug and unfurl her at your feet!" --Mellie Grant

🤣🤣🤣
October 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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How iReally feel on the inside when a coworker asks me about my weekend
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
And to be clear, I am the hell and the high water.
September 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Nezuko would be a problem on somebody’s kickball team
September 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
And the collective gag Scandal gave the world on Poppa Pope's reveal!
September 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Been rewatching Scandal on my lunch break. On the episode where Quin performs her first torture (after Huck chickens out). Man Scandal was some good TV!
September 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Been enjoying the Residence on Netflix. It started off slow but ended up really liking it around the third episode.
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM