Ryan’s Tweets
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Ryan’s Tweets
@randycrouton.bsky.social
MSP➡️SEA
MN Timberwolves & Twins
Eurorack
Lakers could really use a Mark Williams type
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Alex Len deserves starter minutes in the CBA
April 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It ain’t over til the Bronny subs in
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Fuck Trump with all of the fucks in the world
February 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Bye, Glen!
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What’s the best way to tell your parents that they don’t deserve to be a part of their granddaughter’s life because they’re Trump supporters?
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m leave cabinet doors/drawers open like it’s my job and my 1 year old is obsessed with closing things so she’s basically already doing chores this is awesome
December 19, 2024 at 2:23 PM
"I just want to ‘Keil everything in front of me, man. That's the main thing.” — Anthony Edwards
December 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Ryan’s Tweets
What if Juan Soto loved being in New York but also just really, really wanted to grow a beard?
December 9, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Is Finch playing Randle up 35 hoping he gets injured so he can pull him out of the starting lineup?
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I switched from Spotify to Apple Music mid-year, so my stats are inaccurate.

I’m guessing the albums I listened to the most this year are:
Charli XCX - Brat
Floating Points - Cascade
Actress - Statik
Clairo - Charm
Contour - Onwards!
December 4, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I watched the Timberwolves game on Xtadium tonight and it was honestly great. It definitely feels like being AT the game in that you can focus on the players/action that interests you instead of where the camera points. You can better see the interactions between players — much more human.
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
💦UNI💦WATCH💦
November 9, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Ryan’s Tweets
every midwesterner of scandinavian descent is extremly down with Yesterday Coffee. we are also down, however, with putting on a fresh (caffeinated, of course) pot when someone stops by at 8pm
in a hurry? too tired to make fresh coffee? you should consider Yesterday Coffee™️. it is still in the pot and it probably won't hurt you. Yesterday Coffee: It's From Yesterday
September 23, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Which hand to professional arm wrestlers use for self pleasure?
August 31, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Really looking for some cool corporations to follow on my Bluesky Twitter account.
August 31, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Pence merch drop lol
August 4, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Going to start my own #timberwolvestwitter, I mean #timberwolvesx , on Bluesky. Do hashtags work on this app?
July 24, 2023 at 1:41 PM