Ronil Patel
@randomronil.bsky.social
Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
Last week there was a cute video of a little girl picking her NFL winners for the upcoming Wildcard Weekend games. She managed to pick every loser in all 6 games. It was funny so the title got quickly changed to her picking the losers
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Last week there was a cute video of a little girl picking her NFL winners for the upcoming Wildcard Weekend games. She managed to pick every loser in all 6 games. It was funny so the title got quickly changed to her picking the losers
Seen a lot of talk about Sophie Turner being the new Lara Croft. Mostly men complaining about how she doesn't look like Lara Croft. So basically her tits aren't big or pointy/polygonny enough.
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Seen a lot of talk about Sophie Turner being the new Lara Croft. Mostly men complaining about how she doesn't look like Lara Croft. So basically her tits aren't big or pointy/polygonny enough.
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
I guess the future of Star Wars is more kiddies crap 🙄
Can't wait to see who those YouTubers hate on now Kennedy gas gone. No, who am I kidding they'll still blame her and say Filoni is continuing her legacy
Can't wait to see who those YouTubers hate on now Kennedy gas gone. No, who am I kidding they'll still blame her and say Filoni is continuing her legacy
Dave Filoni & Lynwen Brennan will officially become the next leaders of Lucasfilm.
Filoni will handle the creative side & Brennan will handle all business affairs.
Filoni will handle the creative side & Brennan will handle all business affairs.
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I guess the future of Star Wars is more kiddies crap 🙄
Can't wait to see who those YouTubers hate on now Kennedy gas gone. No, who am I kidding they'll still blame her and say Filoni is continuing her legacy
Can't wait to see who those YouTubers hate on now Kennedy gas gone. No, who am I kidding they'll still blame her and say Filoni is continuing her legacy
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But they all deserve the same fate as Hans Landa. No one must ever be allowed to pretend they weren't in on this and shrug this off, but the fucking Democrats will once again just go "oh you!!!" at them all.
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
But they all deserve the same fate as Hans Landa. No one must ever be allowed to pretend they weren't in on this and shrug this off, but the fucking Democrats will once again just go "oh you!!!" at them all.
That Ford worker who called Trump a paedophile protector yesterday was suspended by Ford. However a GoFundMe was setup and raised $375k.
If anyone would like to set one up for me I'd happily shout something to Keir Starmer or other political leaders
If anyone would like to set one up for me I'd happily shout something to Keir Starmer or other political leaders
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
That Ford worker who called Trump a paedophile protector yesterday was suspended by Ford. However a GoFundMe was setup and raised $375k.
If anyone would like to set one up for me I'd happily shout something to Keir Starmer or other political leaders
If anyone would like to set one up for me I'd happily shout something to Keir Starmer or other political leaders
Those microwave heating instructions that say heat for 2 1/2 minutes, stir thoroughly and heat gain for 2 minutes. We're all just doing it for 4 1/2 minutes all at once, right? No one is bothering with that extra faff are they?
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Those microwave heating instructions that say heat for 2 1/2 minutes, stir thoroughly and heat gain for 2 minutes. We're all just doing it for 4 1/2 minutes all at once, right? No one is bothering with that extra faff are they?
Starting the new year off with a listen to the A Song of Ice and Fire books again, as George hasn't finished Winds of Winter and the series yet
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Starting the new year off with a listen to the A Song of Ice and Fire books again, as George hasn't finished Winds of Winter and the series yet
I wish they just allowed the fans to come now. After the rioting and violence maybe we could've forced resignations from the bells who wanted them to attend. Nah, who am I kidding they need shame to resign
BREAKING: Home sec Shabana Mahmood says she does not have confidence in West Mids police chief behind Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban.
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I wish they just allowed the fans to come now. After the rioting and violence maybe we could've forced resignations from the bells who wanted them to attend. Nah, who am I kidding they need shame to resign
FS why can't he be this funny all the time instead of the RW pandering
Blimey. Did I really just hear Keir Starmer say this
“They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra. No wonder they are knackered and they left the country screwed”
#PMQs
“They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra. No wonder they are knackered and they left the country screwed”
#PMQs
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
FS why can't he be this funny all the time instead of the RW pandering
Laughing at Tesla making their self drive feature only available via a paid subscription. I know it doesn't effect us outside of America who don't have that feature. So funny to think you've bought this expensive car and they turn off something you already had to get more money out of you
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Laughing at Tesla making their self drive feature only available via a paid subscription. I know it doesn't effect us outside of America who don't have that feature. So funny to think you've bought this expensive car and they turn off something you already had to get more money out of you
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Jonathan Creep
Jonathan Creep
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Blow Horses.
Blow Horses.
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Jonathan Creep
Jonathan Creep
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Blow Horses.
Blow Horses.
Change one letter, ruin a show..
Dad's Arm.
Dad's Arm.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I mean what is the point of VAR checking this for offside 🤷
Even Newcastle don't give a shit
Even Newcastle don't give a shit
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I mean what is the point of VAR checking this for offside 🤷
Even Newcastle don't give a shit
Even Newcastle don't give a shit
This is probably £12.60 an hour for both of them
Multi millionaire willing to pay a £12:60 per hour for two maids at Scottish residency.
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This is probably £12.60 an hour for both of them
Tried Pickled Onion Space Raiders for the first time. Wow they're top tier crisps, I'd say they were above Monster Munch
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Tried Pickled Onion Space Raiders for the first time. Wow they're top tier crisps, I'd say they were above Monster Munch
I thought this was satire at first, but, no it's legit. Who the F buys a Maccers for later? The guy kept it in the fridge to have at lunch🤷
There are several other posts with articles where cops lied to the press about these types of incidents for the attention. At least this one apologised
There are several other posts with articles where cops lied to the press about these types of incidents for the attention. At least this one apologised
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I thought this was satire at first, but, no it's legit. Who the F buys a Maccers for later? The guy kept it in the fridge to have at lunch🤷
There are several other posts with articles where cops lied to the press about these types of incidents for the attention. At least this one apologised
There are several other posts with articles where cops lied to the press about these types of incidents for the attention. At least this one apologised
Is Kemi ever on the right side?
Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Is Kemi ever on the right side?
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
I have no doubt you were kept separate from all the sex stuff, but, you are basically saying apart from that he was a good bloke. It says a lot about you that you couldn't see an obvious wrongun and when it was pointed out to you what he done, you still claimed to be friends with him 🤷
Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay, Mandelson tells BBC
Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay, Mandelson tells BBC
Mandelson tells the BBC he won't apologise to Epstein's victims because he was not 'knowledgeable' of the situation.
www.bbc.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I have no doubt you were kept separate from all the sex stuff, but, you are basically saying apart from that he was a good bloke. It says a lot about you that you couldn't see an obvious wrongun and when it was pointed out to you what he done, you still claimed to be friends with him 🤷
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Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Telegraph.
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Telegraph.
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“Q: What do you think Jonathan thought of you?
A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
(via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)
A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
(via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)
JC blind date: ‘I was surprised she was wearing trousers’ - The Jewish Chronicle
Hopeful singletons Gaby and Jonathan met for dinner at Delicatessen in north London, where the food was kosher and excellent – but what about the chemistry?
www.thejc.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“Q: What do you think Jonathan thought of you?
A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
(via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)
A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
(via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)
I'm watching the second series of Beast Games, I'm guessing the first series didn't make Amazon enough money bc the adverts this series are unskipable
January 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I'm watching the second series of Beast Games, I'm guessing the first series didn't make Amazon enough money bc the adverts this series are unskipable
My algorithm has decided to show me a few creators trying the new menu items and they all seem to like this. I don't eat beef so can't comment, however, I'm inclined to believe Dan
Sorry to add to the negativity but the McDonald’s Surf and Turf burger is terrible
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My algorithm has decided to show me a few creators trying the new menu items and they all seem to like this. I don't eat beef so can't comment, however, I'm inclined to believe Dan