Happy New Year. I am starting 2026 how I ended 2025 - snotty. My cat-a-day calendar has started very strongly, however.
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Happy New Year. I am starting 2026 how I ended 2025 - snotty. My cat-a-day calendar has started very strongly, however.
Phil Oakey from out of Human League came into my work last week but I wasn’t in that day.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Phil Oakey from out of Human League came into my work last week but I wasn’t in that day.
Back to work today and I’m also ill ☹️.
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Back to work today and I’m also ill ☹️.
PENIS
BUTTER
PIZZA
Could be worse
BUTTER
PIZZA
Could be worse
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
PENIS
BUTTER
PIZZA
Could be worse
BUTTER
PIZZA
Could be worse
Woke in the night with my traditional twixtmas cold/flu/covid.
a cartoon of spongebob wearing sunglasses is standing on a wooden floor
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob looking like death
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December 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Woke in the night with my traditional twixtmas cold/flu/covid.
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This is Lynch. Lynch hates having guests over for Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is Lynch. Lynch hates having guests over for Christmas
Having to spend Boxing Day at the racists/in-laws. So far Spent the first hour descaling the coffee machine. They’ve not done a racism yet though so…
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Having to spend Boxing Day at the racists/in-laws. So far Spent the first hour descaling the coffee machine. They’ve not done a racism yet though so…
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Carissime Mincepie
Italy, Lecco, Lecco, Civil Registration (Tribunale), 1866-1929
Italy, Lecco, Lecco, Civil Registration (Tribunale), 1866-1929
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Carissime Mincepie
Italy, Lecco, Lecco, Civil Registration (Tribunale), 1866-1929
Italy, Lecco, Lecco, Civil Registration (Tribunale), 1866-1929
Those two espresso martinis while cooking may have been a mistake - my timings are all awry.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Those two espresso martinis while cooking may have been a mistake - my timings are all awry.
Is it too early to open this?
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Is it too early to open this?
Woken at 4 by my bladder, 5 by my daughter, 6 by my son and 7 by the smell of burning. Merry Christmas I guess.
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Woken at 4 by my bladder, 5 by my daughter, 6 by my son and 7 by the smell of burning. Merry Christmas I guess.
Having to do my traditional annual watch of the best Christmas film alone as no one wants to join me ☹️.
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Having to do my traditional annual watch of the best Christmas film alone as no one wants to join me ☹️.
Bloke in Greggs just asked for a “choc-au-painolet”.
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Bloke in Greggs just asked for a “choc-au-painolet”.
Love how everyone on here is hungover this morning.
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Love how everyone on here is hungover this morning.
Supposed to be going to the panto today but my son is not feeling well and today has woken up with a cold sore the size of Europe.
a man in a plague doctor costume is standing in the woods with trees in the background .
Alt: a man in a plague doctor costume is standing in the woods with trees in the background .
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December 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Supposed to be going to the panto today but my son is not feeling well and today has woken up with a cold sore the size of Europe.
Hoping birthday present 2 helps cancel out some of birthday present 1.
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hoping birthday present 2 helps cancel out some of birthday present 1.
The lure of the pub is fast becoming outweighed by the biblical amount of rain.
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The lure of the pub is fast becoming outweighed by the biblical amount of rain.
As a special festive treat, I’ve just been asked to come in to work earlier on Christmas Eve 🧑🎄☹️.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As a special festive treat, I’ve just been asked to come in to work earlier on Christmas Eve 🧑🎄☹️.
@yplac.bsky.social I may have hopefully brushed my zip against this van as I squished myself past it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@yplac.bsky.social I may have hopefully brushed my zip against this van as I squished myself past it.
I take it all back, brilliant night, stinking hangover.
Love my friends dearly, but I’m not relishing spending tonight watching illuminated boats with them in the cold, which I agreed to for some ridiculous reason.
a black and white logo for a company called bmmmr .
ALT: a black and white logo for a company called bmmmr .
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December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I take it all back, brilliant night, stinking hangover.
Love my friends dearly, but I’m not relishing spending tonight watching illuminated boats with them in the cold, which I agreed to for some ridiculous reason.
a black and white logo for a company called bmmmr .
ALT: a black and white logo for a company called bmmmr .
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December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Love my friends dearly, but I’m not relishing spending tonight watching illuminated boats with them in the cold, which I agreed to for some ridiculous reason.
13yo is attempting to make herself macaroni cheese while simultaneously roller skating and FaceTiming her friend. She’s already nearly put icing sugar in it. Can only be a success.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
13yo is attempting to make herself macaroni cheese while simultaneously roller skating and FaceTiming her friend. She’s already nearly put icing sugar in it. Can only be a success.
Beaker: The Wilderness Years.
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Beaker: The Wilderness Years.
Watching Santa Claus The Movie and I’d forgotten just how bad it is. Worth it for the astonishingly blatant product placement though.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Watching Santa Claus The Movie and I’d forgotten just how bad it is. Worth it for the astonishingly blatant product placement though.