Isn't not Flora
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Isn't not Flora
@randomfreak.bsky.social
I pretend to like to read.
I watch the Internet way too much.
I also pretend to like to learn computer stuff because I genuinely like money. Or I like having some, at least.
I use 90 Day Fiance to turn off my brain for a couple of hours at a time.
Oh shoot! I usually do Ho Ho Horror (just December), but I was unaware of this challenge! I'm in! #horrormoviesfortheholidays
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I've basically been in travel mode for the last 2 weeks, but really it's been closer to a month. I don't know who else to tell this to, but holy cow, I'm tired, Internet. All I want to do is sleep, read and eat for the next week.
But that's not in the cards. And that's mostly okay.
Onward.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Tough to say, @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social! Gerald's Game was excellent (how I'd never seen it before is beyond me). I also really liked #missingcouple and Apartment 7a!
It's October & the final month of the #100HorrorMoviesIn92Days Challenge! To kick off the last month with a bang, I've got a great giveaway compliments of @screamboxtv.bsky.social! I'm giving away a 6 month subscription! Just like & quote this post with your favorite new to you watch! Good luck!
a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing with the words `` it 's october '' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing with the words `` it 's october '' .
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October 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My second favorite thing about Lady Gaga is that she's not afraid to make really ugly faces while she singing. And somehow they still end up looking amazing. I'm not the biggest Lady Gaga fan, I have to say. But I'm always impressed with her performances.
April 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My favorite thing about watching Lady Gaga is that you can tell she's actually singing, and it's not perfect, but it's pretty freaking close. Not only that, but you can tell when they take off big parts of her costume, and she can breathe a little easier. The whole thing is amazing. #coachella2025
April 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Missy finished and I flipped over to HiTech and... holy cow. This is rad.
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Okay one more thing... Hit after freaking hit! I'm so glad I stumbled upon Missy's Coachella set. I tend to forget how freaking fantastic her music catalog is. Such a great performance! #coachella2025
April 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My favorite thing is when Missy goes "brrrrt". That's it. That's all I've got. #coachella2025
April 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I know I've mentioned how I cringe and grit my teeth when people pronounce the word as "LABtop". It drives me nuts.
New word pet peeve: Neckworking. I'm going to get my neckworking certification. I can't connect to the internet, the neckwork must be down. Argh.
April 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Back home finally and slept the heaviest sleep last night. Woke up not knowing where I was, who I was, what day it was, who's dog was in the bed. Very confused for the first 10 sec of the day.
I'm still pretty exhausted, but at least I know who's underwear I'm wearing now.
Mine. 96% sure anyway.
March 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's been a minute since I've posted about running, but I have a 6k coming up at the end of the month. I just did 3.37 miles (about 5.4k). I'm almost there! And I'm a sweaty dead mess, but whatever! 🎉🎉
March 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Okay, because I haven’t had a chance to use this yet, here’s a picture of my beautiful wonderful lovely dog. I love her a ton. And she’s unhappy today because it’s raining and she doesn’t get to go outside as often.
March 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm trying to cultivate a daily meditation habit in an effort to keep from spiraling into a depression over the current hellscape we're living in, and I've been doing okay at it. But the thing that takes me out of it every time is the phrase "gently close your eyes". How else am I going to do that??
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's Valentine's Day, and my upstairs neighbors are drunk and yelling the most hateful things at one another sooo... all is right with the world? I guess? Happy Valentine's Day, folks. Try not to throw each other out a window!
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
And just like that, I'm fine. Just a warning shot, I guess. It made me sleep for 17 hours, so I guess that's what I needed. Whew.
February 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Chris Hansen shipping blue peen pills seems... I dunno. Icky, I guess?
February 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Fighting something off. Could it be norovirus? No idea. But I've been sleeping since 2pm, have had zero appetite, have had stomach cramps, and some agita while I was sleeping. I am weak, achy. I made myself eat a few saltine minis just now with some water. Will I get to keep it? Time will tell. 🤷‍♀️
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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feels like a lot of us are Cassandra, except instead of the gift of prophecy we've been given the gift of being able to see the obvious fucking things that the god damn asshole said he was gonna do
February 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I would agree with this, but I've known some pretty jerky goths in my time too. Can't we just give power to the cute pups and be done with it? 🐶
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Seriously. I don't have any truly useful or practical skills, but I am absolutely willing to learn to juggle or spin plates or whatever will keep the aliens entertained.
Dear aliens: Some of us are very tired and would like to leave this planet. If we can be of service to you, or merely amuse you with our oddity, please get in touch. Yours sincerely, etc.
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My goal today was to avoid all coverage of that whole thing... But I kept getting sucked in. I kept looking at that app that shall not be named, and the other app w/the books and the faces, and well, consider me fairly discouraged at the moment. So I'm unplugging again. I'm gonna go read books.
January 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Okay. I probably should have asked this years ago, but... What the hell is a bean feast? And should I start planning one for my 50th?
Approximately how many beans will I need exactly?
a woman in a red dress says i want a feast
ALT: a woman in a red dress says i want a feast
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December 31, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Do you guys ever get Tom Petty and Iggy Pop confused? I feel like that's a pretty common thing, right?
November 28, 2024 at 12:14 AM
This is something I came to terms with in the last few years. I avoided fruit for years. YEARS. Because I don't like to cut it and anyone who knows me knows that I haaaate the feeling of my hands being sticky. I bought pre-cut pineapple one day, and I swear my life has never been the same.
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
#MysteryMovie spoiler...

I completely forgot I bought a ticket for tonight's Monday mystery movie at the Regal. Turns out it was Gladiator 2, so I'm kind of glad I missed it. I never saw the first one. Also... Gladiator. Meh. 🤷‍♀️
November 19, 2024 at 3:35 AM