Ralph
@ralphwiggum.bsky.social
My cat's breath smells like cat food
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Joining in on dancing on this fucks forced retirement. May he never know another moment of peace.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Joining in on dancing on this fucks forced retirement. May he never know another moment of peace.
My 2 favorite pop culture writers must have gotten together to work out the design choices for their newest books. So excited to dig into both of these over the crazy snow weekend. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My 2 favorite pop culture writers must have gotten together to work out the design choices for their newest books. So excited to dig into both of these over the crazy snow weekend. @sheaserrano.bsky.social
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@letseatnachos.bsky.social I’d say good luck tonight but I wouldn’t mean it and I hope all those yinzers go home sad and cry into those dumb towels. I do hope you have an excellent week otherwise though 🍻
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
@letseatnachos.bsky.social I’d say good luck tonight but I wouldn’t mean it and I hope all those yinzers go home sad and cry into those dumb towels. I do hope you have an excellent week otherwise though 🍻
Did not think they had the stones to do this.
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Did not think they had the stones to do this.
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Giggles.
Giggles.
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Giggles.
Giggles.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
I watched The Muppet Christmas Carol tonight and judging by my feed it looks like roughly half of Bluesky did too.
Goated movie.
Goated movie.
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I watched The Muppet Christmas Carol tonight and judging by my feed it looks like roughly half of Bluesky did too.
Goated movie.
Goated movie.
I am extremely excited about watching the new Knives Out
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am extremely excited about watching the new Knives Out
I have a not-so-insignificantly-sized shelf of VHS tapes in my living room that I barely ever actually watch (we do have a functional player hooked up to the big tv) because I like to look at them. Nostalgia and whatnot.
This is good shit here.
This is good shit here.
I wrote a new piece for @pghcitypaper.com about loving analog media in a digital world. If you’re someone who’s into vinyl, film photography, print media, and invaluable local businesses, you should check it out! I also coin the phrase “techno-bummerism” lol
In a digital world, Pittsburgh is an analog paradise
At places like Galaxie Electronics and Bernie's Photo Center, young people are relearning the joys of vinyl, film, and slowing down.
www.pghcitypaper.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have a not-so-insignificantly-sized shelf of VHS tapes in my living room that I barely ever actually watch (we do have a functional player hooked up to the big tv) because I like to look at them. Nostalgia and whatnot.
This is good shit here.
This is good shit here.
My queen
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My queen
If you told someone this man was 33 years old Im not sure if they believe you.
Bryce Harper with his How To Train Your Dragon popcorn bucket 🥹❤️
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you told someone this man was 33 years old Im not sure if they believe you.
Finished Ghost of Yotei today. It’s easy to compare it to The Last of Us 2 but that’s kind of unfair. It was very good plus overall. I enjoyed the scenery and quiet alone moments visually as much as any game I’ve ever played.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Finished Ghost of Yotei today. It’s easy to compare it to The Last of Us 2 but that’s kind of unfair. It was very good plus overall. I enjoyed the scenery and quiet alone moments visually as much as any game I’ve ever played.
Boy, the audible sound I made when I saw this abomination.
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Boy, the audible sound I made when I saw this abomination.
This game and its soundtrack fucking ruled and I never hear anybody talk about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This game and its soundtrack fucking ruled and I never hear anybody talk about it.
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Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
Hey friends everyone should go check out Zach’s shop and buy some awesome prints of his very hilarious art! I’m knocking out some Xmas shopping early.
i have little signed framed prints in my shop if you want one
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extrafabulous.shop/products/sta...
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey friends everyone should go check out Zach’s shop and buy some awesome prints of his very hilarious art! I’m knocking out some Xmas shopping early.
Started watching Task last night. We needed something good to follow up The Lowdown (which we loved) and boy that first episode of Task was a gut punch in a great way. Psyched for a season of burnout Ruffalo.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Started watching Task last night. We needed something good to follow up The Lowdown (which we loved) and boy that first episode of Task was a gut punch in a great way. Psyched for a season of burnout Ruffalo.
you will be visited by three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
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Fuck everything about this. I hate it here.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fuck everything about this. I hate it here.