Squidward Thurman
@raebies621.bsky.social
Because screw the other place.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
Something something leopards, something something faces
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Something something leopards, something something faces
Scherzer and Bassitt disappointing everyone it’s like the Mets never left me
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Scherzer and Bassitt disappointing everyone it’s like the Mets never left me
This game is how I learn that MLB changed the rules around pitchers being able to hit after being pulled from the game specifically for Shohei Ohtani.
If you need MLB to change the rules for you, maybe you’re not the all-star player everyone thinks you are.
If you need MLB to change the rules for you, maybe you’re not the all-star player everyone thinks you are.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This game is how I learn that MLB changed the rules around pitchers being able to hit after being pulled from the game specifically for Shohei Ohtani.
If you need MLB to change the rules for you, maybe you’re not the all-star player everyone thinks you are.
If you need MLB to change the rules for you, maybe you’re not the all-star player everyone thinks you are.
At the Sabrina Carpenter concert. We love to see it.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
At the Sabrina Carpenter concert. We love to see it.
Note also that the construction that happened during the Truman administration was the result of inspectors concluding that the building was practically falling apart (rotting floorboards, removal of a load bearing wall in 1902, etc).
Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT
Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Note also that the construction that happened during the Truman administration was the result of inspectors concluding that the building was practically falling apart (rotting floorboards, removal of a load bearing wall in 1902, etc).
Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT
Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT
How often over the past 10 years has Aaron Sorkin sighed into a glass of whiskey while thinking “I couldn’t even make this shit up”
Just thinking how you would get fired from the writers' room on the spot for suggesting, "A bad president literally tears down the White House."
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How often over the past 10 years has Aaron Sorkin sighed into a glass of whiskey while thinking “I couldn’t even make this shit up”
Mamdani: “I want to make NYC affordable”
Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person”
Sliwa:
Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person”
Sliwa:
Stan twitter: so we move to LA my father gets a job at the palm restaurant
YouTube video by 💙Liam Moore💙
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October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mamdani: “I want to make NYC affordable”
Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person”
Sliwa:
Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person”
Sliwa:
The real answer is (E) The Muppets
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The real answer is (E) The Muppets
I need the Blue Jays to keep it together because they have the chance to do the funniest goddamn thing this baseball season
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I need the Blue Jays to keep it together because they have the chance to do the funniest goddamn thing this baseball season
This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini
What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:
October 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:
Confession: I thought in the George Michael song he was singing “bottom feeder” instead of “father figure” and I didn’t realize this mistake until Taylor sampled the song.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Confession: I thought in the George Michael song he was singing “bottom feeder” instead of “father figure” and I didn’t realize this mistake until Taylor sampled the song.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matthew 24:36.
If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.
If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.
Jehovah’s witnesses on ’Christ’s return’
1. 1874
2. 1878
3. 1881
4. 1914
5. 1918
6. 1925
7. 1975
8. Before the end of the 20th century
9. Okay we might not put a date on it, but soon.
10. ‘In our time’.
1. 1874
2. 1878
3. 1881
4. 1914
5. 1918
6. 1925
7. 1975
8. Before the end of the 20th century
9. Okay we might not put a date on it, but soon.
10. ‘In our time’.
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matthew 24:36.
If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.
If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.
“Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.”
- Liv Tyler’s Grandma
- Liv Tyler’s Grandma
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.”
- Liv Tyler’s Grandma
- Liv Tyler’s Grandma
He’s invented a new term for introverts
Cillian Murphy was asked if he has FOMO from not being cast in ‘The Odyssey’
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He’s invented a new term for introverts
Petition to just let Nickelodeon broadcast all the games like they do for the Superbowl
If there's one thing that can unite this nation it's agreement that Youtube cannot ever be allowed to broadcast another football game
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Petition to just let Nickelodeon broadcast all the games like they do for the Superbowl
And if I say evermore is better than folklore what then
🚨| Taylor Swift becomes the first artist in history to have 4 albums surpass 10 BILLION streams each on Spotify
August 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And if I say evermore is better than folklore what then
I *just* cancelled this. Goddammit.
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I *just* cancelled this. Goddammit.
Currently using the Taylor Swift-themed alternatives to Wordle until NYT gets it together
Polling shows Zohran Mamdani leading with Jewish voters in NYC’s mayoral race. But the New York Times keeps framing him as “alienating” the community—while ignoring polls that say otherwise.
📊 Read @ahjohnson.bsky.social’s breakdown.
📊 Read @ahjohnson.bsky.social’s breakdown.
Why Does the New York Times Keep Ignoring Polls Showing Mamdani Leading with Jewish Voters?
Polling shows mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani in a commanding lead with Jewish New Yorkers, but you won’t read about it in the paper of record.
inthesetimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Currently using the Taylor Swift-themed alternatives to Wordle until NYT gets it together
It’s literally a running joke that the ONLY thing ANYONE remembers from middle school science is that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” he’s so transparently clueless
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?
This is an insane person.
This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s literally a running joke that the ONLY thing ANYONE remembers from middle school science is that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” he’s so transparently clueless
I will say, Apple TV giving you the option of overlaying the game with the local radio broadcast was an incredible idea and whoever came up with it needs a promotion
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I will say, Apple TV giving you the option of overlaying the game with the local radio broadcast was an incredible idea and whoever came up with it needs a promotion
Unless they’re the Cape Cod chips I’m not interested
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Unless they’re the Cape Cod chips I’m not interested
Can confirm the most dangerous thing I encountered in DC this past weekend was a feisty tortie at a cat cafe.
Trump is placing Washington D.C.’s Metropolitan Police Department under federal control and is deploying the National Guard in the city.
He said this would be “Liberation Day” for D.C.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
He said this would be “Liberation Day” for D.C.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
August 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can confirm the most dangerous thing I encountered in DC this past weekend was a feisty tortie at a cat cafe.