Squidward Thurman
@raebies621.bsky.social
Because screw the other place.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
At the Sabrina Carpenter concert. We love to see it.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
At the Sabrina Carpenter concert. We love to see it.
What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:
October 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:
A number of northeastern states are already planning to issue their own vaccine recommendations in light of the CDC falling apart.
Especially critical for the Tri State Area IMO where so many people commute across state lines on a regular basis.
Especially critical for the Tri State Area IMO where so many people commute across state lines on a regular basis.
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A number of northeastern states are already planning to issue their own vaccine recommendations in light of the CDC falling apart.
Especially critical for the Tri State Area IMO where so many people commute across state lines on a regular basis.
Especially critical for the Tri State Area IMO where so many people commute across state lines on a regular basis.
My geriatric cat has some thoughts about the show apparently:
July 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My geriatric cat has some thoughts about the show apparently:
If that’s the case I want whatever tax money I paid to this “FEMA” guy back please.
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If that’s the case I want whatever tax money I paid to this “FEMA” guy back please.
Well that’s not how this works
July 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Well that’s not how this works
Missed the smartass billboard guy at CitiField
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Missed the smartass billboard guy at CitiField
Statement from the attorney representing Rumeysa Ozturk, the Tufts student who was kidnapped for writing a pro-Palestine op-ed for the university.
Stop theorizing what you would do if America turned fascist. We’re already here.
Stop theorizing what you would do if America turned fascist. We’re already here.
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Statement from the attorney representing Rumeysa Ozturk, the Tufts student who was kidnapped for writing a pro-Palestine op-ed for the university.
Stop theorizing what you would do if America turned fascist. We’re already here.
Stop theorizing what you would do if America turned fascist. We’re already here.
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat
So everyone knows who to primary next year:
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So everyone knows who to primary next year:
A sentiment no doubt shared by our own tuxedo, also named Stella
February 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A sentiment no doubt shared by our own tuxedo, also named Stella
It’s the little things in life that will keep me sane
February 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s the little things in life that will keep me sane
How my elderly cat reacts when I tell her it’s too early for her wet food:
January 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How my elderly cat reacts when I tell her it’s too early for her wet food:
Well, at least dinner tonight is pretty
January 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Well, at least dinner tonight is pretty
People need to remember that Trump was the one who kickstarted the whole “ban TikTok” thing. The current rumor is that Meta will be purchasing it to increase its current monopoly on social media.
Do not give Trump credit if he
brings TT back. He’s created a problem that’ll never fully be solved.
Do not give Trump credit if he
brings TT back. He’s created a problem that’ll never fully be solved.
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
People need to remember that Trump was the one who kickstarted the whole “ban TikTok” thing. The current rumor is that Meta will be purchasing it to increase its current monopoly on social media.
Do not give Trump credit if he
brings TT back. He’s created a problem that’ll never fully be solved.
Do not give Trump credit if he
brings TT back. He’s created a problem that’ll never fully be solved.
He wouldn’t be complaining:
January 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He wouldn’t be complaining:
I had to download these images to my phone to share them. It feels cursed now. I need sage and crystals.
December 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I had to download these images to my phone to share them. It feels cursed now. I need sage and crystals.
This damn monstrosity:
December 29, 2024 at 11:53 PM
This damn monstrosity:
If I had a nickel for every time Martin Sheen played a character who worked in the White House I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
December 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Martin Sheen played a character who worked in the White House I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Here’s one I saw the other day absolutely ripping into some sort of gourd that someone had dropped
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Here’s one I saw the other day absolutely ripping into some sort of gourd that someone had dropped