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@rachyall.bsky.social
Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player (4.5).
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.

I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.

https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
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When it happens..
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New side gig. 🔌
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Damn it, I lost access to my burner Telegram account when I switched phones, and my Google Voice number expired, and Google Voice is saying that I can’t use my phone number to get a Google Voice number and to try another number. That’s why I had a Google Voice number! 😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This soccer tournament has been such a shit show. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have solved a week-long Apple/iCloud issue despite apparently being technology unsavvy.
a futurama applaud or be destroyed sign is lit up
ALT: a futurama applaud or be destroyed sign is lit up
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Massive decision made.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Seasonal depression is fucking my shit up right now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cleaning out and vacuuming your car after a road trip with your kids is a top tier feeling.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh my Lord Corbin Trent has the dreamiest Southern accent. 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Once I restore all of my WhatsApp chats and media on a new iPhone, I can delete the backup from iCloud, right? I never back it up unless I’m moving phones so I forget.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
EVERY IPHONE BOX THAT WAS JUST DELIVERED IS EMPTY.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NEW PHONE DAY!!! It’s been over three years since I got a new iPhone, so this is a well deserved upgrade. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have things to say about the CK/trans woman situation, but I can’t say them without people wondering how I know certain information. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Today I finally remembered to not put product on my hair after washing it so I can dye it later. Please clap.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There is an employee at this Waffle House that is fine as hell.
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a microphone and a ring on her finger .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dear #Duolingo, I know the word choice is correct but I fear that pawn promotion is not the first thing that people think of when they hear the word queening. 😳
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m gonna hold your hand after I’ve sprayed hand sanitizer on it when I tell you this, but if you come across a really great deal on Facebook Marketplace and the seller joined Facebook in 2025, they’re a scammer and the item does not exist. Y’all be safe out there.
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I AM TELLING YOU NOW, the first person I see with a damn iThneed is getting roasted mercilessly ON SIGHT. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This whole boneless furniture trend is out of hand. Why are they charging just as much as a structured piece of furniture, with a frame, for a glorified flip-n-fuck??
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This was an interesting read.

apple.news/ASBM6o7ICRm6...
Life in Beige — New York Magazine
Are GLP-1’s worth a life devoid of pleasure?
apple.news
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I mean it’s my fault, honestly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM