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@rachyall.bsky.social
Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player (4.5).
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
Dear #Duolingo, I know the word choice is correct but I fear that pawn promotion is not the first thing that people think of when they hear the word queening. 😳
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dear #Duolingo, I know the word choice is correct but I fear that pawn promotion is not the first thing that people think of when they hear the word queening. 😳
WHAT EVEN IS THIS 😂
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
WHAT EVEN IS THIS 😂
I swear this is what Kash Patel sees when he looks in the mirror.
September 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I swear this is what Kash Patel sees when he looks in the mirror.
Healing generational trauma by getting my kid the first car I always wanted.
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Healing generational trauma by getting my kid the first car I always wanted.
Went to the pool. Decided to go out for lunch. Forgot what I was wearing. 🤦🏻♀️
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Went to the pool. Decided to go out for lunch. Forgot what I was wearing. 🤦🏻♀️
Franz Kafka, August 12, 1914.
August 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Franz Kafka, August 12, 1914.
My #LastFourGigs. What are yours?
•The Offspring/Jimmy Eat World/New Found Glory
•Sleigh Bells/Sophie Hunter
•Manchester Orchestra/Thrice/Balance and Composure
•Chris Stapleton
Honorable mention to Hoobastank, which was not a!standalone concert but part of the Busch Gardens Food and Wine Festival.
•The Offspring/Jimmy Eat World/New Found Glory
•Sleigh Bells/Sophie Hunter
•Manchester Orchestra/Thrice/Balance and Composure
•Chris Stapleton
Honorable mention to Hoobastank, which was not a!standalone concert but part of the Busch Gardens Food and Wine Festival.
August 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My #LastFourGigs. What are yours?
•The Offspring/Jimmy Eat World/New Found Glory
•Sleigh Bells/Sophie Hunter
•Manchester Orchestra/Thrice/Balance and Composure
•Chris Stapleton
Honorable mention to Hoobastank, which was not a!standalone concert but part of the Busch Gardens Food and Wine Festival.
•The Offspring/Jimmy Eat World/New Found Glory
•Sleigh Bells/Sophie Hunter
•Manchester Orchestra/Thrice/Balance and Composure
•Chris Stapleton
Honorable mention to Hoobastank, which was not a!standalone concert but part of the Busch Gardens Food and Wine Festival.
A dozen teenage boys all stuck at home is very loud, even when they’re all at their own homes.
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A dozen teenage boys all stuck at home is very loud, even when they’re all at their own homes.
When your bestie streams his football league games on Twitch, obviously you troll him in the chat.
July 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When your bestie streams his football league games on Twitch, obviously you troll him in the chat.
Came to my SIL’s rugby tournament thinking it was only women playing. But it’s NOT so there are hot tattooed women AND thick beefy dudes everywhere. I’m in heaven.
July 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Came to my SIL’s rugby tournament thinking it was only women playing. But it’s NOT so there are hot tattooed women AND thick beefy dudes everywhere. I’m in heaven.
He does the weirdest things.
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He does the weirdest things.
It’s my dad’s birthday. So I took my teenagers to their first big concert to celebrate. New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, and The Offspring were in heavy rotation when I was their age, and my dad loved music so I know he paid attention to what I listened to.
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s my dad’s birthday. So I took my teenagers to their first big concert to celebrate. New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, and The Offspring were in heavy rotation when I was their age, and my dad loved music so I know he paid attention to what I listened to.