RaccoonProblems
@raccoonproblems.bsky.social
Trash enthusiast. From the big city. Fat.
Let’s hold hands.
Let’s hold hands.
This Black Friday don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched ☝️
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This Black Friday don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched ☝️
This thanksgiving don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched🦃
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This thanksgiving don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched🦃
These dorks are still at it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These dorks are still at it.
Blessed to be part of Bluesky’s stupidest fanbase 🙏
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Blessed to be part of Bluesky’s stupidest fanbase 🙏
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Stop infantilizing women; let them kick the shit out of each other; let them extinguish their cigarettes on my forehead 🤼♀️
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Stop infantilizing women; let them kick the shit out of each other; let them extinguish their cigarettes on my forehead 🤼♀️
*starts snowing in Canada in November*
Me [every time]: “tf is this shit?”
Me [every time]: “tf is this shit?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*starts snowing in Canada in November*
Me [every time]: “tf is this shit?”
Me [every time]: “tf is this shit?”
Me, approving the suggested replacements from my instacart shopper:
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me, approving the suggested replacements from my instacart shopper:
I’ve been playing Inscryption on PC and it is legitimately one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long while.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve been playing Inscryption on PC and it is legitimately one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long while.
It’s Halloween; time for my kids to learn about candy communism.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s Halloween; time for my kids to learn about candy communism.
I’m hearing a lot of car horns outside did something happen?
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m hearing a lot of car horns outside did something happen?
Just takin a quick peep at bluesky tonight why is jojo siwa in a mayoral debate?
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just takin a quick peep at bluesky tonight why is jojo siwa in a mayoral debate?
Humbled by some uneven terrain today 🙏
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Humbled by some uneven terrain today 🙏
Ready to take on this burden. Ready to run this business into the ground.
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ready to take on this burden. Ready to run this business into the ground.
The dream match made especially for *me*
October 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The dream match made especially for *me*
War-ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
War-ravaged Portland
To anyone getting raptured: please leave your trash cans and dumpsters unlatched thx
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
To anyone getting raptured: please leave your trash cans and dumpsters unlatched thx
Bald guy in a blazer, what are you up to?
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bald guy in a blazer, what are you up to?
Anyone running to catch transit as the door closes is an absolute goober. Accelerating your body for anything less than a wheel of cheese is a pure beta move.
September 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Anyone running to catch transit as the door closes is an absolute goober. Accelerating your body for anything less than a wheel of cheese is a pure beta move.
Babe, get in the car — we’re gonna go pray at the altar of Fat Ronald.
September 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Babe, get in the car — we’re gonna go pray at the altar of Fat Ronald.
I'm an organ donor - so apologies to whoever gets my brain, I've been thinking about that gold labubu lady a lot
August 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm an organ donor - so apologies to whoever gets my brain, I've been thinking about that gold labubu lady a lot
Onlyfans, but it’s me validating how well you’ve tied things onto the back of your vehicle by telling you “yep, that ain’t going nowhere”
Onlyfans, but I keep my clothes on and you just give me money.
Onlyfans, but it’s just me identifying a flock of birds
August 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Onlyfans, but it’s me validating how well you’ve tied things onto the back of your vehicle by telling you “yep, that ain’t going nowhere”
If we ever go on a date, we just need to get this out in the open right away: which care bear would you eat first?
August 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If we ever go on a date, we just need to get this out in the open right away: which care bear would you eat first?