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This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
It is quite something to watch Trump blatantly steal $230 million from taxpayers, demolish the White House to turn it into his castle and murde foreign nationals on a whim, meanwhile we’re arguing whether or not his employee’s Nazi tattoo is a dealbreaker.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It is quite something to watch Trump blatantly steal $230 million from taxpayers, demolish the White House to turn it into his castle and murde foreign nationals on a whim, meanwhile we’re arguing whether or not his employee’s Nazi tattoo is a dealbreaker.
MAGA’s superpower is 100% commitment to the bit.
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
MAGA’s superpower is 100% commitment to the bit.
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
I am almost positive that this is the best thing Kanye West has ever been a part of.
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
Francis and the Lights - Friends ft. Bon Iver and Kanye West
YouTube video by francisandthelights
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October 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I am almost positive that this is the best thing Kanye West has ever been a part of.
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
The great irony here is that this despicable clown character only exists because Americans were bored of peace.
Trump: My plan calls for the creation of a new international oversight body. The board of peace… it will be headed by a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump… everybody wants to be on it now. They named me and everyone wanted to be on it.
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The great irony here is that this despicable clown character only exists because Americans were bored of peace.
Seems like a significant step towards complete control over what people are allowed to say in public. Not difficult to imagine mass arrests at protests in the near future.
🚨 NSPM-7 🚨
🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Seems like a significant step towards complete control over what people are allowed to say in public. Not difficult to imagine mass arrests at protests in the near future.
Little do the National Guard know that once dispatched to the PNW their singular duty will be to rake leaves.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
Federal Agents Amass in Portland, Local Officials Say
President Donald Trump has dispatched federal agents to Portland, local elected officials said in a hastily scheduled press conference on Friday night
www.wweek.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Little do the National Guard know that once dispatched to the PNW their singular duty will be to rake leaves.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
Ah, you want to know more about Epstein? Well here’s everything we have on Amelia Earhart. We good?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance
www.nytimes.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ah, you want to know more about Epstein? Well here’s everything we have on Amelia Earhart. We good?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
Countdown to the announcement that Truth Social is merging with TikTok and kids start seeing Trump propaganda littered in with their usual feed.
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
US will complete TikTok deal ‘in coming days’ and control its algorithm, White House says | CNN Business
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Saturday.
www.cnn.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Countdown to the announcement that Truth Social is merging with TikTok and kids start seeing Trump propaganda littered in with their usual feed.
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
When you ordered fries and they bring a salad.
September 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When you ordered fries and they bring a salad.
I bet Microhard is what Melania calls Donald in her WhatsApp groups.
getting a lot of replies in the vein of "is this real" so will add a few details that didn't make it into the story:
- Musk said he is having "Microhard" painted on the roof of Colossus 2, his new data center in Memphis
- xAI execs said the next Grok model after Grok 4 would be Grok 420...
- Musk said he is having "Microhard" painted on the roof of Colossus 2, his new data center in Memphis
- xAI execs said the next Grok model after Grok 4 would be Grok 420...
September 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I bet Microhard is what Melania calls Donald in her WhatsApp groups.
Didn’t peg Trump for a Pumpkin Spice guy but I guess I was wrong.
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Didn’t peg Trump for a Pumpkin Spice guy but I guess I was wrong.
This feels like exhibit a for why *all of this* is happening. Vaguely well meaning whites who can’t imagine what it must be like for non-white people in America.
I promise you, I have put myself on the line here, and guess what? I’m still kicking. They never investigated me, despite making specific threats to do so. I’m not going to jail.
You should be willing to go out and be a named protest attendee for at least as long as people like me are walking free
You should be willing to go out and be a named protest attendee for at least as long as people like me are walking free
Idk man. Easy for you to say as a rich white guy
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This feels like exhibit a for why *all of this* is happening. Vaguely well meaning whites who can’t imagine what it must be like for non-white people in America.
I think they spelled, “a critical time in our merger negotiations,” wrong.
September 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I think they spelled, “a critical time in our merger negotiations,” wrong.
I'm imagining Hasan Piker assembling thousands of college liberals in an outdoor amphitheatre and having MAGA classmates ask him questions while the crowd cackles hysterically as Hasan condescends to them and boos until they slink away.
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm imagining Hasan Piker assembling thousands of college liberals in an outdoor amphitheatre and having MAGA classmates ask him questions while the crowd cackles hysterically as Hasan condescends to them and boos until they slink away.
I wonder if Camus ever wrote about the existential experience and wandering journey of self discovery that is the maintenance of your iPhone browser tabs.
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wonder if Camus ever wrote about the existential experience and wandering journey of self discovery that is the maintenance of your iPhone browser tabs.
I’d ask why they couldn’t just let Guillermo host the show but I assume he’s already on a plane to Rwanda.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’d ask why they couldn’t just let Guillermo host the show but I assume he’s already on a plane to Rwanda.
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This has the tone of an exasperated parent with one nightmare child and one responsible child.
Are we sure the solution is to simply tell the responsible one to suck it up and stop expressing their emotions when their sibling terrorizes them?
Are we sure the solution is to simply tell the responsible one to suck it up and stop expressing their emotions when their sibling terrorizes them?
"Much of what I would describe as Kirk's worst moments were now just standard fair MAGA Republicanism. And the leader of MAGA Republicanism is the President of the United States...we are going to have to live here with each other believing what we believe. Disagreeing in the ways we disagree."
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This has the tone of an exasperated parent with one nightmare child and one responsible child.
Are we sure the solution is to simply tell the responsible one to suck it up and stop expressing their emotions when their sibling terrorizes them?
Are we sure the solution is to simply tell the responsible one to suck it up and stop expressing their emotions when their sibling terrorizes them?
Absolutely mind blowing that their argument seems to be you’re allowed to say trans people don’t exist and homeless people should be executed but you’re not allowed to say that people who say those things are hateful, because that’s…hate speech?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...
Trump Invokes Kirk’s Killing in Justifying Measures to Silence Opponents
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Absolutely mind blowing that their argument seems to be you’re allowed to say trans people don’t exist and homeless people should be executed but you’re not allowed to say that people who say those things are hateful, because that’s…hate speech?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...