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Are we just going to pretend he didn’t say, “I and state your name,” instead of actually saying his name?
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Are we just going to pretend he didn’t say, “I and state your name,” instead of actually saying his name?
This sounds like a scrapped GOB Bluth idea.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This sounds like a scrapped GOB Bluth idea.
Call it B-Sighed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Call it B-Sighed.
We have waged a battle on the behalf of American people, and just when it seemed like we were winning, and that the tide was turning, we caved. But do not fear! While we capitulated for nothing, the battle goes on, so we can, and will, capitulate again, and again, and again.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We have waged a battle on the behalf of American people, and just when it seemed like we were winning, and that the tide was turning, we caved. But do not fear! While we capitulated for nothing, the battle goes on, so we can, and will, capitulate again, and again, and again.
Aside from the moment the phone finally rings.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Aside from the moment the phone finally rings.
I mean it’s not like the guy has ever failed to follow through on commitments to pay people who’ve completed work for him. Right? Right?!
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I mean it’s not like the guy has ever failed to follow through on commitments to pay people who’ve completed work for him. Right? Right?!
Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
IIRC this was the main takeaway from s2 of The Rehearsal.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
IIRC this was the main takeaway from s2 of The Rehearsal.
Pretty sure that’s just a facemash of Shannyn Sossamon and Gollum.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pretty sure that’s just a facemash of Shannyn Sossamon and Gollum.
If they did I bet it’d be a foot long.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If they did I bet it’d be a foot long.
It was all downhill after this.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It was all downhill after this.
Does Turkish Airlines fly direct NYC to St Barts? If not that connection in Istanbul seems less than ideal.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does Turkish Airlines fly direct NYC to St Barts? If not that connection in Istanbul seems less than ideal.
This reads like a deleted scene from Sicario.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This reads like a deleted scene from Sicario.
Owning the libs by patronizing their establishments, respectfully paying compliments for their work, and stewing in my own hate.
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Owning the libs by patronizing their establishments, respectfully paying compliments for their work, and stewing in my own hate.
ChatGPT. Nobody. None. Yes. No.
C’mon you know that signing important papers is one of the only things he actually enjoys about the job.
C’mon you know that signing important papers is one of the only things he actually enjoys about the job.
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ChatGPT. Nobody. None. Yes. No.
C’mon you know that signing important papers is one of the only things he actually enjoys about the job.
C’mon you know that signing important papers is one of the only things he actually enjoys about the job.
Is it possible he knows that and understands the difference but also knows that his base doesn’t?
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is it possible he knows that and understands the difference but also knows that his base doesn’t?
Sell me this autopen.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sell me this autopen.
Bro code. Is that a HIMYM thing? I’m not sure how that’s relevant but good one, I guess?
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bro code. Is that a HIMYM thing? I’m not sure how that’s relevant but good one, I guess?
I mean...he's an actor doing press for a movie. He was asked a question on an unrelated topic and he answered it frankly before trying to push the interview forward.
Could he have said, "No comment," and moved on? Maybe. But it wasn't like he went out of his way to be an asshole or trash anyone.
Could he have said, "No comment," and moved on? Maybe. But it wasn't like he went out of his way to be an asshole or trash anyone.
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I mean...he's an actor doing press for a movie. He was asked a question on an unrelated topic and he answered it frankly before trying to push the interview forward.
Could he have said, "No comment," and moved on? Maybe. But it wasn't like he went out of his way to be an asshole or trash anyone.
Could he have said, "No comment," and moved on? Maybe. But it wasn't like he went out of his way to be an asshole or trash anyone.
From 2nd and 3rd nobody out to ballgame in three pitches seems statistically impossible.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
From 2nd and 3rd nobody out to ballgame in three pitches seems statistically impossible.
(Frat) Initiation?
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(Frat) Initiation?