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Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
It was all downhill after this.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It was all downhill after this.
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
This is what it takes to succeed in modern America:
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is what it takes to succeed in modern America:
"It is unclear why..." is a very interesting way to frame this story.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"It is unclear why..." is a very interesting way to frame this story.
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
When you ordered fries and they bring a salad.
September 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When you ordered fries and they bring a salad.
I think they spelled, “a critical time in our merger negotiations,” wrong.
September 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I think they spelled, “a critical time in our merger negotiations,” wrong.
I'm imagining Hasan Piker assembling thousands of college liberals in an outdoor amphitheatre and having MAGA classmates ask him questions while the crowd cackles hysterically as Hasan condescends to them and boos until they slink away.
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm imagining Hasan Piker assembling thousands of college liberals in an outdoor amphitheatre and having MAGA classmates ask him questions while the crowd cackles hysterically as Hasan condescends to them and boos until they slink away.
“Oh shit…If everybody is trans does that mean…I’M TRANS?!”
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Oh shit…If everybody is trans does that mean…I’M TRANS?!”
I mean, come on. Every day this guy finds new ways to personally profit while he runs the country into the ground and stokes violence among his people. (Gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I mean, come on. Every day this guy finds new ways to personally profit while he runs the country into the ground and stokes violence among his people. (Gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
Kind of seems like a story that could have been an email.
“…He turned himself in.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...
“…He turned himself in.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...
September 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Kind of seems like a story that could have been an email.
“…He turned himself in.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...
“…He turned himself in.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...
Not bad over here.
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not bad over here.
This guy is completely fucking cooked. What a deranged human being.
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This guy is completely fucking cooked. What a deranged human being.
Damn, good thing they got rid of all those DEI hires in order to ensure that only the best and brightest were around to solve this crime against the emperor.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u...
September 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Damn, good thing they got rid of all those DEI hires in order to ensure that only the best and brightest were around to solve this crime against the emperor.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u...
What a time to be alive
September 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What a time to be alive
Tell us more about the instant gratification monkey, Tim. What are they really like when you meet them?
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tell us more about the instant gratification monkey, Tim. What are they really like when you meet them?
They’re at it again. Kirk Killer sounds like either a d-list supervillain or that guy from high school who wore layered Lacoste polos.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
They’re at it again. Kirk Killer sounds like either a d-list supervillain or that guy from high school who wore layered Lacoste polos.
Hey, Kash. Time to do some real work, buddy.
Kash:
Kash:
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hey, Kash. Time to do some real work, buddy.
Kash:
Kash:
Didn’t peg him for a Fabrizio Romano guy but stranger things have happened I guess.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Didn’t peg him for a Fabrizio Romano guy but stranger things have happened I guess.