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Cosmic
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Metformin in the bloodstream.
Mentally I'm in a dumpster.
Physically I'm also near a dumpster.
I post like I've never known peace and that's your problem now.
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I just found a 1/2 full bag of mini chocolate morsels in the cupboard from 2 years ago.
They're still tasty. Kind of.
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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But her emails...
July 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Omg.. I get so feral around this time. 😭
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Smoked to chill, now I'm 37 minutes into explaining a theory that makes no logical sense but now feels like truth.
The logic is gone.The passion? Unmatched. Please clap.
July 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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If you say "globally" five times fast you sound ridiculous but have a lot of fun.
July 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
me after taking metformin and eating a single piece of toast:
✨💥Internal warfare💥✨
July 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Why go to bed? I'm just going to wake up again.
July 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Triscuits are delicious. I said what I said. 🩷
July 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I want to just eat a bowl of coco puffs in a log cabin as a feral old lady sitting by a warm light.
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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My problem is I want to be spiritually evolved & beat people up too.
July 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don't understand why I can't send an email. That shit pisses me off.
July 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not making more seasons of A.P bio is crazzy
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Do you need glasses?
June 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wow I'm really living in 3d
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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When your cat's a master of disguise.
June 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Anything can be solved with guac
June 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My personal goal is to use this platform as my unhinged diary.

Dear me,

Today, I found memes and didn't accidentally overtake my depression meds....life is good.
June 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM