Jobber
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Jobber
@quickfire.bsky.social
Gnome wizard
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When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣
🐵 🥰
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reading Everything is Tuberculosis by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and feeling a strange urge to click 'like' on the printed page as I read particularly impactful passages
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
March 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is an insane thing to post in the middle of actively shutting down any organization connected to the government that uses the words "diversity", "gender" or "woman"
February 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is grim as hell
Even the Germans thought "It can't happen here".
February 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This seems bad
February 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation."

(gift link)
Opinion | Trump’s War on D.E.I. Is Really a War on Civil Rights
The genius of the right-wing crusade against D.E.I. is that the term is amorphous enough that it can mean many different things to many different people.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Now under Trump, the NIH says it is cutting ~$9 billion in federal research grants supporting medical research ranging from cancer to Alzheimer's diseases.

“I think it’s going to destroy research universities in the short term, and I don’t know after that." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
Deep Cuts to Medical Research Funds Could Hobble University Budgets
Grants from the National Institutes of Health come with additional money for overhead. Proposed funding cuts would leave colleges with large budget gaps.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just gonna put this here...
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Trump: "My administration will not stand by and watch men beat and batter female athletes. And it's gonna end, and it's ending right now, and nobody is gonna be able to do a damn thing about it, because when I speak, we speak with authority."
February 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Insane
Trump: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
February 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Trump has instructed the CIA to offer buyouts to ALL CIA employees.

I’m sure Trumps wants to work closely with Vladimir Putin and Tulsi Gabbard in establishing a new CIA.

We’re so fucked.
#DemVoice1

www.reuters.com/world/us/cia...
CIA offers buyouts to entire workforce to align with Trump priorities, WSJ reports
The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, citing an aim to bring the agency in line with U.S. President Donald Trump's priorities, the Wall Street Journal reported.
www.reuters.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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this is complete ethnic cleansing and genocide. untold horrors are about to begin, across the entire world. america is driving ybe earth into a complete death drive
Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Anyone who happened to know that the White House would announce and then suspend tariffs within 24 hours just made a boatload of money.
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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You can say this doesn’t matter because billionaires view normal people as instruments for their will but keep in mind we’re talking about a guy who cried after being booed at a Dave Chappelle stand up set
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
January 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
I'm pretty sure both the Klingons and the Romulans tried this exact plan at some point
Bombshell development as more info arises about Yoon Suk Yeol's attempted coup in South Korea: Allegations now claim Yoon gave Special Forces fake North Korean uniforms to assassinate the leader of his own party + kill stationed US soldiers—w/ goal of driving the US to start a war with North Korea
December 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
By tomorrow I'll have scrolled through my social media feeds sufficiently to become an expert on the internal politics of South Korea so probably have a hot take by then
December 3, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I need to learn how to draw extremely-on-the-nose political cartoons that go viral with boomers on Facebook. Make the big bucks
December 2, 2024 at 11:45 PM