It Me
@queenpossum.bsky.social
Aspiring for dark academia but living in gorpcore.
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Sucks for y'all that they haven't invented smellovision yet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sucks for y'all that they haven't invented smellovision yet.
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
Me, an idiot: I'll just go run into the farmers market the week of Thanksgiving to grab a couple of things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me, an idiot: I'll just go run into the farmers market the week of Thanksgiving to grab a couple of things.
Happy "DAAAD, MOM'S WATCHING MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL AGAIN" season.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy "DAAAD, MOM'S WATCHING MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL AGAIN" season.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Cousin Eddie is back for the season.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cousin Eddie is back for the season.
Someone's being real fucking loud in my backyard tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Someone's being real fucking loud in my backyard tonight.
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I will never understand the compulsion to reply to posts that say ‘I like X’ with ‘Well I hate X. And furthermore not liking Y, as I do, makes you a cunt.’
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I will never understand the compulsion to reply to posts that say ‘I like X’ with ‘Well I hate X. And furthermore not liking Y, as I do, makes you a cunt.’
Me: If I were a worm, would you still love me?
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me: If I were a worm, would you still love me?
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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When I was a kid I thought Mr Roboto was a song about the Iron Giant. Got any harmless childhood misconceptions?
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When I was a kid I thought Mr Roboto was a song about the Iron Giant. Got any harmless childhood misconceptions?
Was unprepared to hear Kiddo singing a mashup of Soda Pop and Unholy while he plays Legos.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Was unprepared to hear Kiddo singing a mashup of Soda Pop and Unholy while he plays Legos.
My students keep making me biblically accurate turkeys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My students keep making me biblically accurate turkeys.
Cats are weird, man.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Cats are weird, man.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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The New York Times, boy, I don't know.
NYT had details of Trump's engagement with Jeffrey Epstein's child sex trafficking and *hid it for him*, at the same time it was crucifying Clinton as untrustworthy due to her document retention & security.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The New York Times, boy, I don't know.
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Oscar the grouch frantically spreading fresh garbage around his house 30 minutes before relatives arrive for a dinner party.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oscar the grouch frantically spreading fresh garbage around his house 30 minutes before relatives arrive for a dinner party.
Ummm this album is amazing.
Lux (Rosalía album) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ummm this album is amazing.
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
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Ain't no rule says a dog can't play Bond.
In a world gone mad, Wishbone
IS
James Bond: A Dog's Day in Paradise
In a world gone mad, Wishbone
IS
James Bond: A Dog's Day in Paradise
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ain't no rule says a dog can't play Bond.
In a world gone mad, Wishbone
IS
James Bond: A Dog's Day in Paradise
In a world gone mad, Wishbone
IS
James Bond: A Dog's Day in Paradise