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Alissa 🏳️‍🌈🧿🍉✊🏻
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26. She/her. Bisexual. Poet, student, childless cat lady. Free Palestine. Free Ukraine. Trans rights are human rights.
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Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
September 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?

I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Clearest image ever taken of Pluto
February 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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One thing is for sure. With no TikTok ima get hella reading done #tiktokrefugee #booktok
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it's the thought that counts. 12/10
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Behaviores Report: 100% goode
January 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Healthcare should be free for all!

As Jesus intended.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human's face. 14/10
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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This bird will not put up with any nonsense.

Northern Pygmy-Owl, Washington state

#birds #owls 🌿
November 27, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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One of my favourite bits of embroidery I've done to date.
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% bite Mombs foot
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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The perfect ratio of unread books you own to books you should buy is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT BUYING BOOKS IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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It’s not hoarding if it’s books. It’s building a personal library.
November 19, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Happy Wednesday, y’all!
a man wearing a yellow and black sweater and sunglasses is standing in a room .
ALT: a man wearing a yellow and black sweater and sunglasses is standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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The petition has been presented & received. The figure reached before being placed in the box was 203,653. The petition is still collecting signatures too.
November 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM