⛧🖤Auntie Mellie🖤⛧
@queenmab666.bsky.social
(She/Her) 🏳️⚧️ Lv 42. Elder Queer and *still* need an adult. Lesbian, Poly, & Proud. Filthier mouth than your drunk uncle. 🖤💜 Better half is @hannageek.bsky.social
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Whelp, New Year. Time for a new #Promosky!
Hi! I'm your queer Auntie Mellie!
-AEW Sicko
-Pokemon/TCG Pocket
-Critical Role
-Vape Juice Alchemist
-TTRPG Dungeon Mistress
-Cozy Gaming
-Author
-Singer
-SWEARING. SO MUCH SWEARING.
Q&A!
-Yes.
-No, surprisingly!
-Yes, you should leave him.
🖤💜🫂😘
Hi! I'm your queer Auntie Mellie!
-AEW Sicko
-Pokemon/TCG Pocket
-Critical Role
-Vape Juice Alchemist
-TTRPG Dungeon Mistress
-Cozy Gaming
-Author
-Singer
-SWEARING. SO MUCH SWEARING.
Q&A!
-Yes.
-No, surprisingly!
-Yes, you should leave him.
🖤💜🫂😘
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Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.
F U C K.
I did *not* need to see this when I woke up today.
This woman was so much of my childhood and formative years. Between Home Alone, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas..... FUCKFUCKFUCK.
Rest well, Miss O'Hara.
I did *not* need to see this when I woke up today.
This woman was so much of my childhood and formative years. Between Home Alone, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas..... FUCKFUCKFUCK.
Rest well, Miss O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
F U C K.
I did *not* need to see this when I woke up today.
This woman was so much of my childhood and formative years. Between Home Alone, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas..... FUCKFUCKFUCK.
Rest well, Miss O'Hara.
I did *not* need to see this when I woke up today.
This woman was so much of my childhood and formative years. Between Home Alone, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas..... FUCKFUCKFUCK.
Rest well, Miss O'Hara.
I think I've finally figured out my new game.
Wifey's gonna pick up a Universus starter pack tomorrow when she goes to our FLGS for her Battletech game, and we're gonna give it a spin. Mechanics seem pretty straightforward, one or two exceptions aside.
Now, what franchise/character do I build....?
Wifey's gonna pick up a Universus starter pack tomorrow when she goes to our FLGS for her Battletech game, and we're gonna give it a spin. Mechanics seem pretty straightforward, one or two exceptions aside.
Now, what franchise/character do I build....?
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I think I've finally figured out my new game.
Wifey's gonna pick up a Universus starter pack tomorrow when she goes to our FLGS for her Battletech game, and we're gonna give it a spin. Mechanics seem pretty straightforward, one or two exceptions aside.
Now, what franchise/character do I build....?
Wifey's gonna pick up a Universus starter pack tomorrow when she goes to our FLGS for her Battletech game, and we're gonna give it a spin. Mechanics seem pretty straightforward, one or two exceptions aside.
Now, what franchise/character do I build....?
OMGOTH LOST TRACK OF TIME
CRITROLE C4E13. EVERYTHING TAGGED IN THIS THREAD, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. LFG.
CRITROLE C4E13. EVERYTHING TAGGED IN THIS THREAD, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. LFG.
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
OMGOTH LOST TRACK OF TIME
CRITROLE C4E13. EVERYTHING TAGGED IN THIS THREAD, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. LFG.
CRITROLE C4E13. EVERYTHING TAGGED IN THIS THREAD, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. LFG.
5 jobs I’ve had:
-Cabinetmaker
-NEMT Driver
-Security Guard
-Cover designer for a weekly horror eMag.
-Karaoke DJ.
-Cabinetmaker
-NEMT Driver
-Security Guard
-Cover designer for a weekly horror eMag.
-Karaoke DJ.
5 jobs I’ve had:
Guitar Teacher
Bank Teller
University Adjunct Lecturer
HS English Teacher
Data Analyst
Guitar Teacher
Bank Teller
University Adjunct Lecturer
HS English Teacher
Data Analyst
5 jobs I've had:
Customer Service Rep
Theater Usher
Telemarketer*
Head of A&R Admin for a Record Label
Witchcraft Teacher
*Only lasted a collective 7 hours over two shifts of telemarketer for a photography studio and quit on the spot.
Customer Service Rep
Theater Usher
Telemarketer*
Head of A&R Admin for a Record Label
Witchcraft Teacher
*Only lasted a collective 7 hours over two shifts of telemarketer for a photography studio and quit on the spot.
January 30, 2026 at 12:09 AM
5 jobs I’ve had:
-Cabinetmaker
-NEMT Driver
-Security Guard
-Cover designer for a weekly horror eMag.
-Karaoke DJ.
-Cabinetmaker
-NEMT Driver
-Security Guard
-Cover designer for a weekly horror eMag.
-Karaoke DJ.
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Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I think next time I do a full face, I'm razor-shaving my head, shaving the eyebrows, and going full-on 00's with the look.
MELLIE METALGOTH BALD BITCH MODE ACTIVATE.
MELLIE METALGOTH BALD BITCH MODE ACTIVATE.
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I think next time I do a full face, I'm razor-shaving my head, shaving the eyebrows, and going full-on 00's with the look.
MELLIE METALGOTH BALD BITCH MODE ACTIVATE.
MELLIE METALGOTH BALD BITCH MODE ACTIVATE.
The first one I have clear memory of playing was the original Dragon Quest (Dragon Warrior at the time) on the NES. I know I played other NES games prior, and apparently also played my parents' Atari before that, but that's the first one I *clearly* remember.
Do any of you remember the VERY FIRST video game you ever played?
What do you remember about that day and what was it like?
What do you remember about that day and what was it like?
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The first one I have clear memory of playing was the original Dragon Quest (Dragon Warrior at the time) on the NES. I know I played other NES games prior, and apparently also played my parents' Atari before that, but that's the first one I *clearly* remember.
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Tbh I love the idea of AEW Men’s World Champion Brody King wearing an Abolish Ice shirt.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Tbh I love the idea of AEW Men’s World Champion Brody King wearing an Abolish Ice shirt.
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Y... You mean the not-at-all believable storylines and acrobatic displays that are legitimately insanely dangerous to perform that we watch as a form of enjoyment and entertainment is *FAKE*?!?!
What are you going to tell me next, Captain America's a fictional character?!?!
FOH.
What are you going to tell me next, Captain America's a fictional character?!?!
FOH.
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Y... You mean the not-at-all believable storylines and acrobatic displays that are legitimately insanely dangerous to perform that we watch as a form of enjoyment and entertainment is *FAKE*?!?!
What are you going to tell me next, Captain America's a fictional character?!?!
FOH.
What are you going to tell me next, Captain America's a fictional character?!?!
FOH.
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
HOLY SHIT THIS MATCH F U C K S.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
HOLY SHIT THIS MATCH F U C K S.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
These two need a PPV match together. Give 'em 30, let them just put on a MOTYC. Because GOTH DAMN, Y'ALL.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
These two need a PPV match together. Give 'em 30, let them just put on a MOTYC. Because GOTH DAMN, Y'ALL.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
Dear Goth I hope the rest of this match keeps to that level because HOLY SHIT Y'ALL.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Dear Goth I hope the rest of this match keeps to that level because HOLY SHIT Y'ALL.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEWDynamite 🤼
FIRST OFF WE GOT YAOI'D NOW WE GOT CONFIRMATION OF MARINA GETTING MINA FLOWERS SO WE GET YURI'D AS WELL LFGGGGGGGGGG
AEW is absolutely queer as fuck AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT!
#AEWDynamite 🤼
AEW is absolutely queer as fuck AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT!
#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
FIRST OFF WE GOT YAOI'D NOW WE GOT CONFIRMATION OF MARINA GETTING MINA FLOWERS SO WE GET YURI'D AS WELL LFGGGGGGGGGG
AEW is absolutely queer as fuck AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT!
#AEWDynamite 🤼
AEW is absolutely queer as fuck AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT!
#AEWDynamite 🤼
He arrived on #AEWDynamite tonight to answer Mark Briscoe’s TNT Title Open Challenge for #AEWCollision this Saturday, and now it’s official: Tommaso Ciampa is ALL ELITE!
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Look, I *want* D&D to win. Legit.
But Cope & Christian are biding their time, waiting for that revenge.....
#AEWDynamite 🤼
But Cope & Christian are biding their time, waiting for that revenge.....
#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Look, I *want* D&D to win. Legit.
But Cope & Christian are biding their time, waiting for that revenge.....
#AEWDynamite 🤼
But Cope & Christian are biding their time, waiting for that revenge.....
#AEWDynamite 🤼
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OH KYLE HOW COULD YOU, YOU’VE HURT YOUR HUSBAND’S FEELINGS :(
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
OH KYLE HOW COULD YOU, YOU’VE HURT YOUR HUSBAND’S FEELINGS :(
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Don Callis insists on calling himself Daddy 🤮
So now I'm fantasy booking the eventual downfall of the Don Callis family where Christian shows up like
#AEWDynamite
So now I'm fantasy booking the eventual downfall of the Don Callis family where Christian shows up like
#AEWDynamite
a close up of a man 's face with the words " your father 's dead " on the bottom
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words " your father 's dead " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Don Callis insists on calling himself Daddy 🤮
So now I'm fantasy booking the eventual downfall of the Don Callis family where Christian shows up like
#AEWDynamite
So now I'm fantasy booking the eventual downfall of the Don Callis family where Christian shows up like
#AEWDynamite
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Give me round 2 goddamn it #AEWDynamite
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Give me round 2 goddamn it #AEWDynamite
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That should have been longer. Thekla needs to beat her eventually.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
That should have been longer. Thekla needs to beat her eventually.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
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That was rad. Run it back pls?
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
That was rad. Run it back pls?