Zuul Brynner
@quailprices.bsky.social
This pussy don’t pop for you.
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Zuul Brynner
@quailprices.bsky.social
· Sep 18
I really don’t want to spend so much of my one wild and precious life disgusted by Donald Trump and yet here we are
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If this post gets 1000 likes I will buy this $80 basket shaped like a frog.
(Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)
(Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If this post gets 1000 likes I will buy this $80 basket shaped like a frog.
(Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)
(Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)
BREAKING: We’ve just received sensitive information from one of our operatives (cats) in the field (bed)
Please use your best judgement with how you share & use this valuable intel!!
Please use your best judgement with how you share & use this valuable intel!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
BREAKING: We’ve just received sensitive information from one of our operatives (cats) in the field (bed)
Please use your best judgement with how you share & use this valuable intel!!
Please use your best judgement with how you share & use this valuable intel!!
Love is Blind Ohio
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Love is Blind Ohio
So sad to report that sweet, sassy Fatty passed away peacefully in his home last night.
Fatty was a Carolina Wren who nested on our porch year-round for almost 3 years. We even made him his own FATTYS HOME wreath to claim his territory.
He was beloved and will be missed. RIP Fatty 🤎
Fatty was a Carolina Wren who nested on our porch year-round for almost 3 years. We even made him his own FATTYS HOME wreath to claim his territory.
He was beloved and will be missed. RIP Fatty 🤎
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
So sad to report that sweet, sassy Fatty passed away peacefully in his home last night.
Fatty was a Carolina Wren who nested on our porch year-round for almost 3 years. We even made him his own FATTYS HOME wreath to claim his territory.
He was beloved and will be missed. RIP Fatty 🤎
Fatty was a Carolina Wren who nested on our porch year-round for almost 3 years. We even made him his own FATTYS HOME wreath to claim his territory.
He was beloved and will be missed. RIP Fatty 🤎
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if you say mmmm I love it even though you don’t love it, it’s salad.
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
if you say mmmm I love it even though you don’t love it, it’s salad.
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Reminder that this is an excellent movie about samurai culture because Ghost Dog follows the "Hagakure" which was written in peace and romanticized an era of warfare that the author had no firsthand knowledge about, and it's the adherence to this made-up codex that results in Ghost Dog's downfall.
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Reminder that this is an excellent movie about samurai culture because Ghost Dog follows the "Hagakure" which was written in peace and romanticized an era of warfare that the author had no firsthand knowledge about, and it's the adherence to this made-up codex that results in Ghost Dog's downfall.
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Gêmeos
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Gêmeos
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The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell
Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …
simonwillison.net
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
Eagerly awaiting the news that Mitch McConnell has made his final slither back into the cloaca from whence he came 🤞🤞🤞
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Eagerly awaiting the news that Mitch McConnell has made his final slither back into the cloaca from whence he came 🤞🤞🤞
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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell's loose neck skin suddenly gives way, jiggles all the way to testicle level. maybe full of turtle eggs. we just don't know.
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 PM
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell's loose neck skin suddenly gives way, jiggles all the way to testicle level. maybe full of turtle eggs. we just don't know.
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek
I will not be taking questions at this time 💋 🪩 🎟️
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I will not be taking questions at this time 💋 🪩 🎟️
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Something that soothes me is watching official/technical documentaries about the making of great movies
Can recommend:
- The Thing
- Alien
- Silence of the Lambs
- The Shining
- Magnolia
Can recommend:
- The Thing
- Alien
- Silence of the Lambs
- The Shining
- Magnolia
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Something that soothes me is watching official/technical documentaries about the making of great movies
Can recommend:
- The Thing
- Alien
- Silence of the Lambs
- The Shining
- Magnolia
Can recommend:
- The Thing
- Alien
- Silence of the Lambs
- The Shining
- Magnolia
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
Layoffs today — I was spared but still a very sad bloodbath.
a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
ALT: a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Layoffs today — I was spared but still a very sad bloodbath.
No 👏 notes 👏
Kristi Noem, a desperate shrew who has the moral capacity of 3 day old vomit on a shag rug, needs a career adjustment preferably cleaning the anal cavities of diseased howler monkeys.
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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You just know the Greenland 2 movie people must consider all this to be free publicity
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You just know the Greenland 2 movie people must consider all this to be free publicity
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The United States has become Florida.
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The United States has become Florida.
How did 28 Weeks Later: The Bone Temple biff their marketing so hard that everybody isn’t talking about it? Nia DaCosta created a masterpiece! It will make you feel all the human emotion there are! And more! Stunning film.
How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.
How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
How did 28 Weeks Later: The Bone Temple biff their marketing so hard that everybody isn’t talking about it? Nia DaCosta created a masterpiece! It will make you feel all the human emotion there are! And more! Stunning film.
How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.
How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.
Jesus, can you imagine pioneer square right now? Seahawks fans are insufferable winners. Those poor Seattle bartenders.
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Jesus, can you imagine pioneer square right now? Seahawks fans are insufferable winners. Those poor Seattle bartenders.
I love my BlueSky fam but y’all do be sharing about stomach flus & dental work a lot more than I’d care to know about it
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I love my BlueSky fam but y’all do be sharing about stomach flus & dental work a lot more than I’d care to know about it