Mike Egan
qdoba.bsky.social
Mike Egan
@qdoba.bsky.social
brand enthusiast
honestly have to respect the way mclaren won constructors and everyone just started showing up high at work for the rest of the season
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
skeeters
varmints
critters
ol houn dog
well aint that a big ol sumbitch
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Resplendent quetzal
Ohlone tiger beetle
Blue whale
Northern elephant seal
Southern sea otter 🦦
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
when are they coming to fortnite
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
somebody should tell bill maher he isn’t famous like that, no one is throwing their life away taking a shot at a comic of his level
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if trump admits to blowing clinton im willing give him the 2020 election
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
find one living person who wanted a live action zelda movie challenge
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the hope is anytime fettermqn falls his personality changes like fred flintstone getting a bonk on the head
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Spoelstra fire is because he sat Terry Rozier right? Mob payback for sitting their golden goose
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if you’re a corporation that carries louis c.k.’s book i will steal a copy and then return it without a receipt
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by Mike Egan
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is the power of a mamdani election victory
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I knew there was something weird about how Chauncey and Damon wore heavy leaden vests while we played cards
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Mike Egan
should AD retire after this game
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Zion Williamson’s GLP-And1 Tour
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
we would all still be playing HQ trivia, in a just world
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this has been a huge day for the santos fantos
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
nicki minaj and kanye currently on a collision course to turn out the most washed up rap album in history
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Mike Egan
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sakurai:
Should be illegal to take Kirby out here.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
journalistic standards are dead

look at this wild and frankly irresponsible speculation. Do better
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
was the prompt for this AI slop “make an image of a cartoon plant about centralization”
dec/acc
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Make a porn wholesome:

Braisers
Make a porn wholesome:
Girls Gone Mild
Make a porn wholesome:

Deep Moat
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@austinwalker.bsky.social just let me know what tier the saboteurcast ends up on
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
strongly suggest getting raptured out of Burbank if you can. LAX Rapture has been a NIGHTMARE
September 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you’re still in line for the Rapture STAY IN LINE
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM