Pyat, a Mouse
@pyat.bsky.social
Poorly curated personality advertisement for an actual mouse. Former reporter, sometime writer about orcs & rabbit samurai. Now Infosec bureaucrat. As seen on TV. Ponderous whimsy a specialty, sometimes factual. Squeak.
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“Someone painted a face on this rock. Doesn’t it look stupid?”
“Don’t say that, the rock will hear you”
— the moment Neanderthals discovered “artificial intelligence”
“Don’t say that, the rock will hear you”
— the moment Neanderthals discovered “artificial intelligence”
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“Someone painted a face on this rock. Doesn’t it look stupid?”
“Don’t say that, the rock will hear you”
— the moment Neanderthals discovered “artificial intelligence”
“Don’t say that, the rock will hear you”
— the moment Neanderthals discovered “artificial intelligence”
I saw a cat. I had to go into the actual office for the first time this year. And there was this cat? Two of them. But this one was biggest. Also I heard stuff is happening the world.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I saw a cat. I had to go into the actual office for the first time this year. And there was this cat? Two of them. But this one was biggest. Also I heard stuff is happening the world.
If you’re going to pose as a rear admiral, leave the sword in your closet
How fake admiral Jonathan Carley was caught by sword and rare medals
Jonathan Carley admitted wearing His Majesty's Forces uniform without permission at Remembrance Sunday event.
www.bbc.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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What do furries look like on a 1920s Devry Lunchbox?
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
What do furries look like on a 1920s Devry Lunchbox?
I drew a picture of myself in December 2015. Où sont indeed, les neige!
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I drew a picture of myself in December 2015. Où sont indeed, les neige!
Why does no one on Fallout recognize Mr. House despite (in one case) having just seen him on TV and (in another case - spoilers) plotting to kill him?
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Why does no one on Fallout recognize Mr. House despite (in one case) having just seen him on TV and (in another case - spoilers) plotting to kill him?
The German Tiger E tank variant available in the Italian tech tree for War Thunder is called the Tigris. This is historically accurate, but, c'mon, "Panzerotti" was right there.
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The German Tiger E tank variant available in the Italian tech tree for War Thunder is called the Tigris. This is historically accurate, but, c'mon, "Panzerotti" was right there.
Happy New Year, with a tuneful favourite of my high school years, for the good of the losers, the boozers, the ugly, the crazy, the drunks and the punks, the perverts, the lazy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_b...
Preaching to the Perverted
YouTube video by Pop Will Eat Itself - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Happy New Year, with a tuneful favourite of my high school years, for the good of the losers, the boozers, the ugly, the crazy, the drunks and the punks, the perverts, the lazy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_b...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_b...
I am experiencing end of year misanthropy. Right now I am angry that searching for animated GIFs about telegrams returns only GIFs about the app and not the doot doot dots. Was also mad about some TTRPG podcaster I have never listened to, for no reason. I blame Trump, mortality and indigestion.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am experiencing end of year misanthropy. Right now I am angry that searching for animated GIFs about telegrams returns only GIFs about the app and not the doot doot dots. Was also mad about some TTRPG podcaster I have never listened to, for no reason. I blame Trump, mortality and indigestion.
Shape up US. I still need to visit Maine and West Virginia to fill out my east coast card. And Oregon, to get the west coast. I regret not getting to Hawaii when my little sister lived there, cause I am not likely to go without that additional pretext/free place to stay.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shape up US. I still need to visit Maine and West Virginia to fill out my east coast card. And Oregon, to get the west coast. I regret not getting to Hawaii when my little sister lived there, cause I am not likely to go without that additional pretext/free place to stay.
Samwise doesn't understand Christmas but he quite likes sitting in bags.
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Samwise doesn't understand Christmas but he quite likes sitting in bags.
Oh we got Trouble,
Right here in Rylos City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "Xee"
And that stands for Xur!
Right here in Rylos City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "Xee"
And that stands for Xur!
a man wearing a hat and a suit says " may the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times "
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit says " may the luck of the seven pillars of gulu be with you at all times "
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh we got Trouble,
Right here in Rylos City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "Xee"
And that stands for Xur!
Right here in Rylos City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "Xee"
And that stands for Xur!
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Todaybordeve is Decemberweeve! Gambol/gamble around the piano with your fam to play this holiday... classic?
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Todaybordeve is Decemberweeve! Gambol/gamble around the piano with your fam to play this holiday... classic?
I discovered Moorcock through the 1st book of "The Chronicles of Castle Brass." It is set in the ruins of the Beast Empire, somewhere in far future Europe. It's full of magic, time travel, flame throwers, pirates, ghosts, technological ruins haunted by monsters, sword fights and doomed romances.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I discovered Moorcock through the 1st book of "The Chronicles of Castle Brass." It is set in the ruins of the Beast Empire, somewhere in far future Europe. It's full of magic, time travel, flame throwers, pirates, ghosts, technological ruins haunted by monsters, sword fights and doomed romances.
The exterior and interior school shots in "IT: Welcome to Derry" were filmed at my old high school, which closed in 2019. The lockers have been painted but it otherwise looks the same.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The exterior and interior school shots in "IT: Welcome to Derry" were filmed at my old high school, which closed in 2019. The lockers have been painted but it otherwise looks the same.
This was the Number One movie, from 1984.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This was the Number One movie, from 1984.
"Stranger Things: What if E.T. was a 50 hour movie?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Stranger Things: What if E.T. was a 50 hour movie?"
Me at home, thinking about that one trip I made to the UK.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me at home, thinking about that one trip I made to the UK.
Join me in the warm glow of the phone booth near the Pho restaurant that used to be a Texas themed diner.
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Join me in the warm glow of the phone booth near the Pho restaurant that used to be a Texas themed diner.
Fallout (the show) is (plotwise) as good as the games, minus the fun of the games. It mostly runs on "I recognize that thing!" and solid casting. Foundation is a hot mess. Do not marry it or lend it money. Ted Lasso was delightful and then wasn't. Pluribus has been pure gold so far.
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fallout (the show) is (plotwise) as good as the games, minus the fun of the games. It mostly runs on "I recognize that thing!" and solid casting. Foundation is a hot mess. Do not marry it or lend it money. Ted Lasso was delightful and then wasn't. Pluribus has been pure gold so far.
Canada ranks! Costing U.S. millions! New report!
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Canada ranks! Costing U.S. millions! New report!
I cannot express how pathetic you have to be to believe this happened in the TTRPG hobby in the last decade
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Still testing positive. So mostly, I have been sleeping, working, watching Barney Miller, and playing Ultima VI and eating all the butter in Lord British's castle.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still testing positive. So mostly, I have been sleeping, working, watching Barney Miller, and playing Ultima VI and eating all the butter in Lord British's castle.
Maybe the US will turn into Argentina or Brazil of the North. Maybe it'll split in two: MAGA country = Argentina and the rest = Brazil. Both resource rich, high crime, heavily populated, mostly broken, with limited influence. One is full of fascism and the other has a lot of street parties
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Maybe the US will turn into Argentina or Brazil of the North. Maybe it'll split in two: MAGA country = Argentina and the rest = Brazil. Both resource rich, high crime, heavily populated, mostly broken, with limited influence. One is full of fascism and the other has a lot of street parties
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