Pyat, a Mouse
@pyat.bsky.social
Poorly curated personality advertisement for an actual mouse. Former reporter, sometime writer about orcs & rabbit samurai. Now Infosec bureaucrat. As seen on TV. Ponderous whimsy a specialty, sometimes factual. Squeak.
In 1989 the US stopped making their most advanced nuclear warhead, after making just 10% of the anticipated production run, because the FBI and EPA raided the plant and shut it down for extraordinary violations of environmental law.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_F...
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Rocky Flats Plant - Wikipedia
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November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In 1989 the US stopped making their most advanced nuclear warhead, after making just 10% of the anticipated production run, because the FBI and EPA raided the plant and shut it down for extraordinary violations of environmental law.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_F...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_F...
Sitting here watching a TV channel constantly stream Three's Company. When I was a kid if you wanted to watch a 48 year old show you had to go back in time and invent commercial broadcast television.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sitting here watching a TV channel constantly stream Three's Company. When I was a kid if you wanted to watch a 48 year old show you had to go back in time and invent commercial broadcast television.
Do we need to be afraid of demons who can't beat up Tucker Carlson?
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do we need to be afraid of demons who can't beat up Tucker Carlson?
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images that spring to mind unbidden, part 851: "a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make your ninja turtle gay"
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 851: "a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make your ninja turtle gay"
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Look at all of the numbers. The only explanation for this, really, is that the insurance companies are trying to kill the expensive customers so they stop costing them money. I know a LOT of people who would never go to a specialist if it cost $80. I used to be one of them. Medicare for all ASAP
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Look at all of the numbers. The only explanation for this, really, is that the insurance companies are trying to kill the expensive customers so they stop costing them money. I know a LOT of people who would never go to a specialist if it cost $80. I used to be one of them. Medicare for all ASAP
Remember, remember
The 10th of November
The arterial system that walks
Ain't no reason
Arterial season
Should ever be forgot
The 10th of November
The arterial system that walks
Ain't no reason
Arterial season
Should ever be forgot
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Remember, remember
The 10th of November
The arterial system that walks
Ain't no reason
Arterial season
Should ever be forgot
The 10th of November
The arterial system that walks
Ain't no reason
Arterial season
Should ever be forgot
While touring East Hamilton remember to stop by the Strathbarton Mall, last stop on the road to the landfill for sad Funkopops.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
While touring East Hamilton remember to stop by the Strathbarton Mall, last stop on the road to the landfill for sad Funkopops.
Bedrock Bistro! We go to all the fancy places. With @coan.bsky.social @kyatastrophe.bsky.social and @rabbitcatalyst.bsky.social !
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bedrock Bistro! We go to all the fancy places. With @coan.bsky.social @kyatastrophe.bsky.social and @rabbitcatalyst.bsky.social !
One of the cool things about Canada is meeting national celebrities just out and about in the community. For example, the band Frōzen Ghōst is hanging out on my neighbour's porch.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
One of the cool things about Canada is meeting national celebrities just out and about in the community. For example, the band Frōzen Ghōst is hanging out on my neighbour's porch.
Selfie in photography class in late 1991. We called them "Selfridges," after Lord Selfridge, the inventor of personal portraiture. Never been on a date, deeply familiar with Elric of Melniboné and the Runestaff. Regards glasses as an OAF partially mitigating 10 point "near-sighted" disadvantage.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Selfie in photography class in late 1991. We called them "Selfridges," after Lord Selfridge, the inventor of personal portraiture. Never been on a date, deeply familiar with Elric of Melniboné and the Runestaff. Regards glasses as an OAF partially mitigating 10 point "near-sighted" disadvantage.
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only Trump can make fascism look so fucking tacky.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
only Trump can make fascism look so fucking tacky.
I was really more of a Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis era Justice League guy, but I still have a short stack of 1980s X-Men in a box somewhere.
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was really more of a Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis era Justice League guy, but I still have a short stack of 1980s X-Men in a box somewhere.
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Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
OTTAWA - With Yarmouth MP Chris d’Entremont crossing the floor from the Conservatives to the Liberals due to "Poilievre's leadership style", the CPC leader has responded "My leadership style is the ab...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Or, you could do something that brought you joy.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Or, you could do something that brought you joy.
This past weekend, I once again went to look at monsters, this time with @spcaptainrush.bsky.social , who maybe is one as well? Sometimes.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This past weekend, I once again went to look at monsters, this time with @spcaptainrush.bsky.social , who maybe is one as well? Sometimes.
November's art from a 1986 Anton Pieck calendar. It's peak Pieck again, which is to say Geoff Darrow + Where's Waldo? + Warhammer Fantasy + Dickens in Dutch. The tavern is called "The Dear Lady Psalm," the bar in the background is "The Beehive (something)."
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November's art from a 1986 Anton Pieck calendar. It's peak Pieck again, which is to say Geoff Darrow + Where's Waldo? + Warhammer Fantasy + Dickens in Dutch. The tavern is called "The Dear Lady Psalm," the bar in the background is "The Beehive (something)."
Conan: "What gods do you pray to?"
Subotai: *takes a deep breath*
Subotai: *takes a deep breath*
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Conan: "What gods do you pray to?"
Subotai: *takes a deep breath*
Subotai: *takes a deep breath*
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the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible
This is Bad (source: network.fintechtakes.com/library/3d38...)
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible
It's a very Bradburian sort of night.
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's a very Bradburian sort of night.
Happy 25th anniversary to @theonion.com 's infographic celebrating the 25th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Happy 25th anniversary to @theonion.com 's infographic celebrating the 25th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
You work in cybersecurity, you need this certification. Certification site: "Hey, give us a picture of your driver's license and download this verification tool from an unlisted site that scans your system and active peripherals. Also we'll need your corporate credit card."
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You work in cybersecurity, you need this certification. Certification site: "Hey, give us a picture of your driver's license and download this verification tool from an unlisted site that scans your system and active peripherals. Also we'll need your corporate credit card."
"In MY day, we didn't have all this weird monster fucking going on!" (Meanwhile, in 1947 amiable every-man Danny Kay goes to work for Monster Fuckers Publishing.)
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"In MY day, we didn't have all this weird monster fucking going on!" (Meanwhile, in 1947 amiable every-man Danny Kay goes to work for Monster Fuckers Publishing.)
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Hey Gang, I Scooped CNN & Fox News !
I Have Received Artist Renderings Of The Finished White House Ball Room From An Inside Source, & Im Gonna Share Them With You Guys, But Lets Just Keep It A Secret Amongst Us 🤫
#madmagazine #alfredeneuman #whitehouse
I Have Received Artist Renderings Of The Finished White House Ball Room From An Inside Source, & Im Gonna Share Them With You Guys, But Lets Just Keep It A Secret Amongst Us 🤫
#madmagazine #alfredeneuman #whitehouse
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey Gang, I Scooped CNN & Fox News !
I Have Received Artist Renderings Of The Finished White House Ball Room From An Inside Source, & Im Gonna Share Them With You Guys, But Lets Just Keep It A Secret Amongst Us 🤫
#madmagazine #alfredeneuman #whitehouse
I Have Received Artist Renderings Of The Finished White House Ball Room From An Inside Source, & Im Gonna Share Them With You Guys, But Lets Just Keep It A Secret Amongst Us 🤫
#madmagazine #alfredeneuman #whitehouse