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purplelara.bsky.social
Lara 🇨🇦
@purplelara.bsky.social
She/her
Ruled by an unhinged neurodivergent sense of justice and the whims of a 10lb wiener dog.
North Shore Vancouverite
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I don't care about hockey but I am a huge fan of spite, so, yeah, fucking A
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I really wish Americans would stop treating the continued existence of Canada as the sort of thing they can do amusing thought experiments about.
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am sick and had a fever dream that a line of Canadians were hucking chestnuts over the border. You know the green spiky ones? Do they have those down there because if not I think we could maybe really take this, you guys.
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To change your default search on iPhone:

Settings -> Search -> Search Engine

Settings -> Apps -> Safari -> Search Engine

(I do have the DuckDuckGo app already installed, not sure if that’s a prerequisite or not for it to show up as an option.)

ps, Anyone have mail client suggestions?
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Current mood
February 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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NEW - BC Premier David Eby says British Columbia was looking at Starlink to deliver ‘last mile’ connectivity and is no longer considering the company for a government contract. #bcpoli
February 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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ELON MUSK: I am a Nazi. I support Nazi ideals. I support Nazi regimes in other countries, including Germany. I believe only white babies matter and that immigrants should be rounded up and put in camps.
ME: I think people should get rid of their Teslas.
EVERYONE: YOU'RE the REAL Nazi.
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Pierre Poilievre refused to reject Musk’s endorsement after the nazi salute, any questions?
January 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Pierre doing what Pierre does - deflect, deflect, deflect.

#pierrepoilievre
#neverpoilievre
#2SLGBT

Full video on TT - link ⬆️
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ve been running an app (Redact) to delete all my tweets for weeks. I’m waffling between deleting my acct entirely vs. leaving it empty. Reason: this user name of mine has been around - I’m worried someone will scoop it (and maybe my profile photo?) and say turrible things. Am I being paranoid Y/N?
January 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well I was really on a roll there but unfortunately I’m gonna have to reset the “Days Without Crying at Work” counter back to 0. Actually -1 because I cried twice.
January 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I can’t believe people are worried about TikTok spying on you when your Tesla is working for an actual Nazi who is now working for the government.
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh today is a bad day. Which may not be the best day to start posting on here but also maybe it is.
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM