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angel dog thing // 🔞 // 25 // she/her
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deer who wears tuning forks on its head as "antlers" for gender reasons and has the unfortunate side effect of hearing ....Things
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
deer who wears tuning forks on its head as "antlers" for gender reasons and has the unfortunate side effect of hearing ....Things
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August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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night-lamb wearing blue skies 🖤☁️
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
night-lamb wearing blue skies 🖤☁️
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Dude I can't have SHIT in this life not even a toy
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dude I can't have SHIT in this life not even a toy
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spiritually this is Homestuck
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
spiritually this is Homestuck
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Like. You get it right.
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Like. You get it right.
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creatures of music
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
creatures of music
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rewatched it today and oh what I wouldn't give to have seen the executives' faces when they found out jim henson was building a swamp full of gassy anuses whos sound design consists entirely of burp and fart sounds and realised they weren't gonna make a fucking penny back on this movie
reading about Labyrinth is so funny because it all basically goes like "it took ages to make, was a pain in the ass, it came out and nobody saw it or liked it that much, it killed bowie's career as a leading actor, it's a beloved cult classic"
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
rewatched it today and oh what I wouldn't give to have seen the executives' faces when they found out jim henson was building a swamp full of gassy anuses whos sound design consists entirely of burp and fart sounds and realised they weren't gonna make a fucking penny back on this movie
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if someone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy
bowelfly:
[Pixellated pile of mulch.]
enjoy your mulch
bowelfly:
throwback to the time i didn't realize that mulch was the name of someone's fursona.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zblu2ox47yle2hev5kkn5lqh/bafkreiani7sjec2yfzt2jkgfkahztsjup3wkhu6vj5owof4sesedevkx5q@jpeg)
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Single dad trying to tell himself that the reason he's so supportive of his trans daughter has nothing at all to do with the fact that she looks increasingly like a young version of her mom.
September 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Single dad trying to tell himself that the reason he's so supportive of his trans daughter has nothing at all to do with the fact that she looks increasingly like a young version of her mom.
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September 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Hi, I'm Prior, I have to raise 5000 dollars to be able to hire a lawyer. Neither me nor my wife have the ability to get a loan of that size.
I've been in an unhealthy situation for three years.
It seems like if it's to end, we'll have to go to court.
www.gofundme.com/f/priors-urg...
I've been in an unhealthy situation for three years.
It seems like if it's to end, we'll have to go to court.
www.gofundme.com/f/priors-urg...
Donate to Prior's Urgent Need for Legal Assistance, organized by Dogtail North
Hi, my name is Prior, some of you know me as Dogtail, and for reasons I can't r… Dogtail North needs your support for Prior's Urgent Need for Legal Assistance
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August 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hi, I'm Prior, I have to raise 5000 dollars to be able to hire a lawyer. Neither me nor my wife have the ability to get a loan of that size.
I've been in an unhealthy situation for three years.
It seems like if it's to end, we'll have to go to court.
www.gofundme.com/f/priors-urg...
I've been in an unhealthy situation for three years.
It seems like if it's to end, we'll have to go to court.
www.gofundme.com/f/priors-urg...
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babys and mama airplanes
September 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
babys and mama airplanes
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so uh yesterday morning i blacked out and collapsed and bruised my ribs pretty fucking bad and now i'm unable to turn my torso and lift my left arm and shit
but also i'm uninsured so if you'd like to help me make rent and pay for a doctor, here's the kofi link
ko-fi.com/fivefivefiver
but also i'm uninsured so if you'd like to help me make rent and pay for a doctor, here's the kofi link
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September 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
so uh yesterday morning i blacked out and collapsed and bruised my ribs pretty fucking bad and now i'm unable to turn my torso and lift my left arm and shit
but also i'm uninsured so if you'd like to help me make rent and pay for a doctor, here's the kofi link
ko-fi.com/fivefivefiver
but also i'm uninsured so if you'd like to help me make rent and pay for a doctor, here's the kofi link
ko-fi.com/fivefivefiver
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You can really feel where Silksong was originally built as Hollow Knight DLC because the difficulty level assumes you 112%'d Hollow Knight last week
September 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You can really feel where Silksong was originally built as Hollow Knight DLC because the difficulty level assumes you 112%'d Hollow Knight last week
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ME: I wish to buy this pornography
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic
ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong"
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic
ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong"
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good
September 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ME: I wish to buy this pornography
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic
ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong"
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic
ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong"
STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good
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referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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kris and susie awesome adventures
August 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
kris and susie awesome adventures
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these days it's probably more like Damn Daniel's back's at it again. cause he's much older now. the white vans are ambulances. he's so old he needs two
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
these days it's probably more like Damn Daniel's back's at it again. cause he's much older now. the white vans are ambulances. he's so old he needs two
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fred flintstone on his tablet painstakingly carves a derisive soyjak of a guy who worships anthropic gods instead of weird rocks / local predators like a normal man. "bet this'll go viral," he says. time to livestream it. sinks to the bottom of the river. now for sure his enemy will get a disease
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
fred flintstone on his tablet painstakingly carves a derisive soyjak of a guy who worships anthropic gods instead of weird rocks / local predators like a normal man. "bet this'll go viral," he says. time to livestream it. sinks to the bottom of the river. now for sure his enemy will get a disease