Pup Granite
@pupgranite.bsky.social
Wolf/Pup 🏳️🌈 Chicago-adjacent
Himbo, Gaymer, Reply Guy Extraordinaire.
Currently playing: Marvel Rivals
Past games: DA: The Veilguard, OW2, BO6, SF6, BG3
NSFW (18+ only/No minors).
PFP: @wryote.bsky.social
Banner: @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social
Himbo, Gaymer, Reply Guy Extraordinaire.
Currently playing: Marvel Rivals
Past games: DA: The Veilguard, OW2, BO6, SF6, BG3
NSFW (18+ only/No minors).
PFP: @wryote.bsky.social
Banner: @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social
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I give up. You win, Marvel Rivals Zombies. I can't solo NM4 with Jeff. I'm so tired of getting so close and still dying at the last-moment.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I give up. You win, Marvel Rivals Zombies. I can't solo NM4 with Jeff. I'm so tired of getting so close and still dying at the last-moment.
The number of gay men roasting Kentucky Frump Davis on my timeline right now is giving me so much LIFE this morning.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The number of gay men roasting Kentucky Frump Davis on my timeline right now is giving me so much LIFE this morning.
I'm so sick of trash pups/wolves who say shit like, "An alpha doesn't ask, he takes. He commands. He owns."
No, moron, a Real Alpha watches over his pack. He protects, nurtures, and sees to it their needs are being met as best he's able. He's not an Ego a half-step off of toxic/abusive behavior. 🤬
No, moron, a Real Alpha watches over his pack. He protects, nurtures, and sees to it their needs are being met as best he's able. He's not an Ego a half-step off of toxic/abusive behavior. 🤬
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm so sick of trash pups/wolves who say shit like, "An alpha doesn't ask, he takes. He commands. He owns."
No, moron, a Real Alpha watches over his pack. He protects, nurtures, and sees to it their needs are being met as best he's able. He's not an Ego a half-step off of toxic/abusive behavior. 🤬
No, moron, a Real Alpha watches over his pack. He protects, nurtures, and sees to it their needs are being met as best he's able. He's not an Ego a half-step off of toxic/abusive behavior. 🤬
Solo'ed Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals"' Zombies mode with my main man, Blade.
That was actually quite fun!
Now to try the other characters (like Jeff!) and see if they are viable... 😬
That was actually quite fun!
Now to try the other characters (like Jeff!) and see if they are viable... 😬
a cartoon drawing of a man holding a shark with a name tag that says jeff on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a man holding a shark with a name tag that says jeff on it
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November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Solo'ed Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals"' Zombies mode with my main man, Blade.
That was actually quite fun!
Now to try the other characters (like Jeff!) and see if they are viable... 😬
That was actually quite fun!
Now to try the other characters (like Jeff!) and see if they are viable... 😬
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Spittles
Spittles
change one letter, ruin a candy.
Blow Cops
Blow Cops
change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Spittles
Spittles
Need one of these in my life. Anyone interested?
It's a stressful time.
Here is a caked out fuck dog to improve morale.
Here is a caked out fuck dog to improve morale.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Need one of these in my life. Anyone interested?
"Tiddies."
Send skeet.
Send skeet.
October 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Tiddies."
Send skeet.
Send skeet.
I hope the eventual prosecutions of every single member of the current U.S. and Israeli administrations reveal what scared little bitches they are when faced with a modicum of real adversity.
May the staffing budget for The World Court at The Hague be robust and plentiful for next fifty years.
May the staffing budget for The World Court at The Hague be robust and plentiful for next fifty years.
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hope the eventual prosecutions of every single member of the current U.S. and Israeli administrations reveal what scared little bitches they are when faced with a modicum of real adversity.
May the staffing budget for The World Court at The Hague be robust and plentiful for next fifty years.
May the staffing budget for The World Court at The Hague be robust and plentiful for next fifty years.
Baby, I'm not flirting... This is simply what us folks in the Midwest call, "being nice."
Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just making nicey-nice while I back away slowly
Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just a "sometimes friendly" Taurus ♉️
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Baby, I'm not flirting... This is simply what us folks in the Midwest call, "being nice."
Service Top here.
Service ≠ Sub (per se)
It means I'm happy doing whatever you need me to do, however you need it done. I am happy to Serve. 😊
Use me as a human dildo, tell me to own that ass, ask for a relaxing night of snuggle-sex... Whatever you need me to be. Arf!
Service ≠ Sub (per se)
It means I'm happy doing whatever you need me to do, however you need it done. I am happy to Serve. 😊
Use me as a human dildo, tell me to own that ass, ask for a relaxing night of snuggle-sex... Whatever you need me to be. Arf!
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Service Top here.
Service ≠ Sub (per se)
It means I'm happy doing whatever you need me to do, however you need it done. I am happy to Serve. 😊
Use me as a human dildo, tell me to own that ass, ask for a relaxing night of snuggle-sex... Whatever you need me to be. Arf!
Service ≠ Sub (per se)
It means I'm happy doing whatever you need me to do, however you need it done. I am happy to Serve. 😊
Use me as a human dildo, tell me to own that ass, ask for a relaxing night of snuggle-sex... Whatever you need me to be. Arf!
Unsolicited Rick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Unsolicited Rick pic
I need someone with a big, thick, round ass to smother me right now.
Let me die happy, please?
Let me die happy, please?
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need someone with a big, thick, round ass to smother me right now.
Let me die happy, please?
Let me die happy, please?
Reposted by Pup Granite
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
Getting ready to hit up @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up! tonight.
Will I be seeing any of you there?! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Will I be seeing any of you there?! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Getting ready to hit up @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up! tonight.
Will I be seeing any of you there?! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Will I be seeing any of you there?! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Jocktober this, Locktober that...
When is it ever going to be Boqtober for the Broadway lovers?! Or Docktober for those in need of a getaway?! Or even Nocktober for archery enthusiasts?!
You silly horny gays. I should call it Mocktober, cuz I've seen toddlers' birthday parties with better themes.
When is it ever going to be Boqtober for the Broadway lovers?! Or Docktober for those in need of a getaway?! Or even Nocktober for archery enthusiasts?!
You silly horny gays. I should call it Mocktober, cuz I've seen toddlers' birthday parties with better themes.
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Jocktober this, Locktober that...
When is it ever going to be Boqtober for the Broadway lovers?! Or Docktober for those in need of a getaway?! Or even Nocktober for archery enthusiasts?!
You silly horny gays. I should call it Mocktober, cuz I've seen toddlers' birthday parties with better themes.
When is it ever going to be Boqtober for the Broadway lovers?! Or Docktober for those in need of a getaway?! Or even Nocktober for archery enthusiasts?!
You silly horny gays. I should call it Mocktober, cuz I've seen toddlers' birthday parties with better themes.
Aww, yeah! Let's kick-off Jocktober with this throwback.
(I know, I know... I need to take some new pics. 😅)
(I know, I know... I need to take some new pics. 😅)
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Aww, yeah! Let's kick-off Jocktober with this throwback.
(I know, I know... I need to take some new pics. 😅)
(I know, I know... I need to take some new pics. 😅)
Going to Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Saturday... Now I need to figure out if I'll have the strength for Kennel on Friday night, too... 🤔🤔
Someone want to motivate me? 😁
Someone want to motivate me? 😁
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Going to Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Saturday... Now I need to figure out if I'll have the strength for Kennel on Friday night, too... 🤔🤔
Someone want to motivate me? 😁
Someone want to motivate me? 😁
Comic Tragedy is being a gay man with lightly fuzzy body hair who came of age in the Era of Adonis (where hairless muscle 20-somethings were the peak of desire), only to hit your late 30s/40s (and the gym) at a time when Uber-hairy daddies, dad bods, and bears are all the rage. 😅
September 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Comic Tragedy is being a gay man with lightly fuzzy body hair who came of age in the Era of Adonis (where hairless muscle 20-somethings were the peak of desire), only to hit your late 30s/40s (and the gym) at a time when Uber-hairy daddies, dad bods, and bears are all the rage. 😅
So, does anyone watch full 🌽 videos online any more, and if so where? (Outside of OnlyFans, etc.)
...Or are we all back to the early days of the internet again and fapping it out to pics and short clips on social media message boards? 😅
...Or are we all back to the early days of the internet again and fapping it out to pics and short clips on social media message boards? 😅
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So, does anyone watch full 🌽 videos online any more, and if so where? (Outside of OnlyFans, etc.)
...Or are we all back to the early days of the internet again and fapping it out to pics and short clips on social media message boards? 😅
...Or are we all back to the early days of the internet again and fapping it out to pics and short clips on social media message boards? 😅
What do you do when the weight of the world gets to you and you want to be around friends who uplift you, but you know you'll be someone who brings them down?
It's nice to often be told I'm "always so uplifting and cheerful," but that seems to become a curse whenever I'm going through it. 😔
It's nice to often be told I'm "always so uplifting and cheerful," but that seems to become a curse whenever I'm going through it. 😔
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What do you do when the weight of the world gets to you and you want to be around friends who uplift you, but you know you'll be someone who brings them down?
It's nice to often be told I'm "always so uplifting and cheerful," but that seems to become a curse whenever I'm going through it. 😔
It's nice to often be told I'm "always so uplifting and cheerful," but that seems to become a curse whenever I'm going through it. 😔
Make a band singular:
Gun & Rose
Gun & Rose
Spice Girl
Make a band singular:
The Top
The Top
September 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Make a band singular:
Gun & Rose
Gun & Rose
I've done nothing today but nap, play Marvel Rivals, and fap. This is the life.
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I've done nothing today but nap, play Marvel Rivals, and fap. This is the life.
Reposted by Pup Granite
if i didn't want people to celebrate my death i would simply not be a reprehensible cunt in life
July 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
if i didn't want people to celebrate my death i would simply not be a reprehensible cunt in life
It sounds wild, but I adore the rhythmic sound effect of hitting a foe with four Wanda darts back-to-back.
th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH!
th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH!
a screenshot of a video game with ben gun written on the bottom right
Alt: Scarlet Witch from Marvel Rivals
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September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It sounds wild, but I adore the rhythmic sound effect of hitting a foe with four Wanda darts back-to-back.
th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH!
th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH, th-PAH!
The way I need a man with big, thicc ass to just sit on my face rn... I'm so fucking feral.
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The way I need a man with big, thicc ass to just sit on my face rn... I'm so fucking feral.