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grand theft adam
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fuck my pathetic wizard life

I like music and movies and video games and shit

I do art sometimes

Adam or Cas. 22. He/Him
Sometimes I get so confused and frustrated at how people act and then I remember how hopelessly neurodivergent I am and I’m like ohhhhh okay you’re all existing in made up world
January 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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there are people out there saying "keep politics out of video games" and their favourite games will be like Fallout or Metal Gear
January 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This was still true but I immediately entered 2025 by having sex so who cares
Can’t wait to officially say I had sex 0 times this year
January 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You know I’m actually really funny and nice and sweet and interesting and cool if literally anybody in the world would be interested in talking to me ever
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Can’t wait to officially say I had sex 0 times this year
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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fake ass emo i saw you smiling
December 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?

Me: He seemed mad
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 4
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I am still emo. More emo than ever perhaps.
December 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Hypoglycemia gang
November 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Hate to say it but sometimes detaching yourself from desire and focusing on bettering your habits and your skills is actually pretty good for you
November 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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going to the wetlands park to stand around in some shallow water with the herons all day
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I got the kind of autism that makes me watch Elden Ring bingo tournaments
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I’d give up anything and everything for Sebastian stardew valley
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Michelob Ultra tastes like blood
November 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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smoking weed and watching cartoons has anyone else tried this
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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i'm like if a straight dude only liked guys
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Carry on Wayward Son has to be the best song about wayward sons carrying on there is
November 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM