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nancy wheeler 😔
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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has anyone done a steddie version of the town witch who puts a key on a cat's collar, and says anyone who can catch it gets to marry them?

Eddie's the witch, and Steve is a knight who loves feeding stray cats. Or, more accurately, one particular stray cat.
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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#st5 rip the motherfuckin bimmer
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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#ST5 Steve making a solid plan and explaining it so well was so sexy to me. My boy was smarts! Always has been! No matter what! 🥰
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]

When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.

It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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merry christmas to all my christmassy friends! ❄️🎅🏽☃️🎄🦌 hope you have a nice time with baby jesus or whatever 👼🏽

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December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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tfw when youre desperate to know what your boy best friend thinks of your favorite movie
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
merry christmas to all my christmassy friends! ❄️🎅🏽☃️🎄🦌 hope you have a nice time with baby jesus or whatever 👼🏽

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December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine if eddie does come back but he immediately kills steve
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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they'll do anything but kiss #steddie
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
they'll do anything but kiss #steddie
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
💭 au where 🐰👁️ really did make robin and eddie love him and now the spell has broken 💭
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
thinking about tommy and carol going around school saying some truly vile things about male omegas but the SECOND steve presents they start threatening anyone who says anything derogatory with bodily harm. they aren't even friends with him anymore. it's the principle of the thing.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"your country is occupying half of latin america" girl my country is organising student protests against american organisations because they keep sending guys to lecture us about muslim terrorists
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
worst day ever: someone on the internet called me AMERICAN
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
eddie comes home early from a weekend getaway bc he got in an argument with his friends and stomps into the trailer to find steve harrington in his tightey whiteys, sleepily making pancakes while wayne palms his dick.

everyone is scarred for life. they never speak of this again.
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I miss them....
🔞 [o4o Wayne/Steve] 🔞

1/?

In retrospect, none of this would've happened if Steve hadn't insisted on taking the sofa.

Which, he didn't exactly have a choice, did he? The Munsons have a two bedroom apartment now, sure, but Steve already feels bad enough crashing at their place.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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[omegaverse]

Despite his track record and Eddie's expectations, it's Steve who brings it up.

It's after Steve's heat has broken. The day afterwards is always lazy and warm, feels sunlit and languid no matter the time of year. They're curled up in his nest, in Eddie's den.
eddie knows how to purr bc he grew up with wayne and wayne used to purr at him all the time to soothe him, and he used to do his little puppy purr right back. he just. never stopped doing that, even when most alphas would've lost that ability.
omega steve who seems to be physically unable to purr (read: chronic rejection sickness as a child does things to you) and alpha eddie who is increasingly distraught that his mate won't express contentment and joy around him. or, as he's realizing with dawning horror, at all. ever.
February 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
them, I think:
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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eddie watching wayne and benny talk in the family group chat
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
do u ever think about dustin hitting twenty one and then having the stark realisation that he is now older than eddie ever will be
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM