dandy
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dandy
@contranyms.bsky.social
· Dec 6
howdy! welcome to the newer, bluer version of dandy.
📖 writer (some days)
🪦🕊enjoyer of doves of various conditions
💗steddie and stopper fan
🤬certified hater
🚫minors and antis dni🙅♀️
🧵threads and fics linked below⬇️
📖 writer (some days)
🪦🕊enjoyer of doves of various conditions
💗steddie and stopper fan
🤬certified hater
🚫minors and antis dni🙅♀️
🧵threads and fics linked below⬇️
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I feel like Steve is equal parts impressed, bemused, mystified, endeared, and PISSED because while that was very cool Eddie, PUT. IT. BACK.
Eddie is a magician and Steve has a breeding kink. And one time, after he comes inside him, Eddie screams „Abrakadabra!“ and the cum is suddenly not inside Steve anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I feel like Steve is equal parts impressed, bemused, mystified, endeared, and PISSED because while that was very cool Eddie, PUT. IT. BACK.
something something modern au steddie with big, monstrous kas eddie who finds steve's OF that's just video after video of steve stuffing his pussy full of massive fantasy dildos
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
something something modern au steddie with big, monstrous kas eddie who finds steve's OF that's just video after video of steve stuffing his pussy full of massive fantasy dildos
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my experiments with style
#EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #eddiemunsonfanart #StrangerThingsfanart #fanart #sketch #myart #dnd
#EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #eddiemunsonfanart #StrangerThingsfanart #fanart #sketch #myart #dnd
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
my experiments with style
#EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #eddiemunsonfanart #StrangerThingsfanart #fanart #sketch #myart #dnd
#EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #eddiemunsonfanart #StrangerThingsfanart #fanart #sketch #myart #dnd
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Steve and Eddie's kids listing to "1985" and asking them what they were doing in 1985.
Steve: "Working at a nautical themed ice place and getting to know Aunt Robin"
Eddie: "Eatting a lot of ice-cream and apparently being ignored by my future husband"
Steve: "sounds about right"
Steve: "Working at a nautical themed ice place and getting to know Aunt Robin"
Eddie: "Eatting a lot of ice-cream and apparently being ignored by my future husband"
Steve: "sounds about right"
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Steve and Eddie's kids listing to "1985" and asking them what they were doing in 1985.
Steve: "Working at a nautical themed ice place and getting to know Aunt Robin"
Eddie: "Eatting a lot of ice-cream and apparently being ignored by my future husband"
Steve: "sounds about right"
Steve: "Working at a nautical themed ice place and getting to know Aunt Robin"
Eddie: "Eatting a lot of ice-cream and apparently being ignored by my future husband"
Steve: "sounds about right"
do you ever think about post-canon omega steve who not only lost his nest (his car) but also whose scent tokens from robin, nancy, and jonathan start losing their scents with them all off at college
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
do you ever think about post-canon omega steve who not only lost his nest (his car) but also whose scent tokens from robin, nancy, and jonathan start losing their scents with them all off at college
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And what if Wayne had just quietly disposed of Chrissy’s body
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And what if Wayne had just quietly disposed of Chrissy’s body
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steve harrington watching Home Alone for the first time and wondering what the big deal is
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
steve harrington watching Home Alone for the first time and wondering what the big deal is
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Merry Christmas all! ✨
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Merry Christmas all! ✨
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thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
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NSFW #steddie
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
NSFW #steddie
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
i need twt to come back up, the vibes here are horrendous
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i need twt to come back up, the vibes here are horrendous
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hey did you guys know that steve and eddie are in love? like disgustingly in love?
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hey did you guys know that steve and eddie are in love? like disgustingly in love?
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Business dinner, part 2
July 28, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Business dinner, part 2
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lover boy boy lover
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
lover boy boy lover
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mid-thirties, post night out, steve is too hungover for sex so eddie lays a cold compress over steve’s eyes and then jerks off into his chest hair like the gentleman he is
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
mid-thirties, post night out, steve is too hungover for sex so eddie lays a cold compress over steve’s eyes and then jerks off into his chest hair like the gentleman he is
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steve is free use but he HAS to get a kiss in the first ten seconds or he’s out
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
steve is free use but he HAS to get a kiss in the first ten seconds or he’s out
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steve is very, very vocal in bed, moans loudly, whimpers and can't shut up about how good eddie is fucking him, how much he loves eddie's cock, how much he loves eddie, how his cock is hitting just the right spot, he just cannot shut up even when eddie is kissing him or shoving his fingers into
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
steve is very, very vocal in bed, moans loudly, whimpers and can't shut up about how good eddie is fucking him, how much he loves eddie's cock, how much he loves eddie, how his cock is hitting just the right spot, he just cannot shut up even when eddie is kissing him or shoving his fingers into
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happy wip wednesday have a little snippet eddie pov snippet of the stalker steve fic
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
happy wip wednesday have a little snippet eddie pov snippet of the stalker steve fic
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eddie, watercolor & pencil 💙
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 PM
eddie, watercolor & pencil 💙
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson